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Posted By Asymmetrical

Come on, Richard Nixon is the bomb! He's a well of great quotes:

  • "Our planet has been through a lot this year, but we have not forgotten what is truly important... the great taste of Charleston Chew!"
  • "Listen here, missy. Computers may be twice as fast as they were in 1973, but your average voter is as drunk and stupid as ever. The only thing that's different is me; I've become bitter, and let's face it, crazy over the years. And once I'm swept into office, I'll sell our children's organs to zoos for meat, and I'll go into people's houses at night and wreck up the place. Muahahaha!"
  • "I um...am I under oath when I take the oath?"
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Posted By RazzaTazz
@aztek_the_lost: I prefer Dan Quayle quotes myself
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Posted By Delphic

Quoted from my theater textbook:

"For instance, if the inkblot looks vaguely like a monkey, a creative person might answer that it looks like Richard Nixon. In other words, the creative person's answer is rooted in some stimulus from the inkblot: if you think about it, Richard Nixon, from the right angle, did have some simian traits"

...My theater book just called Nixon a monkey. XD

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Posted By RazzaTazz

@Delphic: Hmmm ... theater huh? Maybe they better leave the science to the professionals (humans are simians, we all look like simians from certain angles, as in every angle.). Still I get what they were saying, kind of funny, but no need to put them man down.

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Posted By BumpyBoo

it may be small, but it made me chuckle :)

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Posted By RazzaTazz

@BumpyBoo: Its an old list, but luckily I don't have to put Romney on here.