Exclusive Preview: MAD #535 - Sympathy Cards We Wish We Could Buy People

There's a new issue of MAD Magazine out Wednesday, August 12. Issue #535 features Hillary & Bill Clinton on the cover except they have a Furiosa and Mad Max theme going on.

If you're familiar with the magazine, and I would be shocked if you're not, you're aware there's always a bunch of parodies and other wacky articles. One of the features in this month's issue is Sympathy Cards We Wish We Could Buy People. MAD Magazine has given us an exclusive first look at the feature which you can see below.

If that's a tad too difficult to read, click the image to open it in the viewer or click HERE to see the full sized version.

Has there ever been a situation you've come across and wished there were a sympathy card for it?

Oh look, Mr. Guerrero is back. How was your vacation? hope it was fun/relaxing.

@captainmarvel4ever: I'm still on vacation! I just got back from dinner. I won't be fully back until Friday but I should be able to get a review or two out this week again. Thanks.

@g_man: Ah I see, enjoy the rest of your trip :)

@captainmarvel4ever: Thanks. It's gorgeous out here.

@g_man: Yeah I've seen some of the Instagram pics, can't say I'm not kinda jealous.

Best stuff, best stuff! Today? It's only 21:08.

@arkay74: NO! I only read like three comics last week.

I wanna hear all the comedians around here come up with sympathy card moments.

JESUS CHRIST! That cover is sooooooooo f-ing disturbing! Thanks Comic Vine I can no longer go to sleep.

I have just subscribed to MAD Magazine USA even though we have our own version here in Germany (one of the few non-English editions left). Guess I will be getting the next issue. I love this cover!

I'm sure Mat could come up with a few cards :D

THe old lady will haunt you in your sleepssssssssssssssssssss OHHHHHHHHHHH

~MiB

Hilariosa is a tad upsetting.

I wonder if g_man would ever let me write an article here.