Battle takes place on a small Japanese island, 100 ninjas already live there. So basically 100 pirates show up to the island to explore, then 200 zombies pop up, and 100 vampires appear. So who will win in this free for all slaughter fest ?
Zombies vs Pirates vs Ninjas vs Vampires
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@fatalsniper728, you disappoint me. I clicked on this thread intrigued. Instead, I'm merely disappointed. ELABORATE ON THE SUBJECTS! While Pirates are fairly self explanatory, what about Ninjas, Zombies, and Vampires?! What KIND are we dealing with here? The Ninjas of media today, with their special techniques, Batman level stealth abilities, etc? The historically accurate versions?
What about the Zombies? We talking shamblers or runners? Combination of both? Additional types? What does it take to put them down? Bullet to the head or total dismemberment?
Vampires, we talking Dracula Style, Twilight Style, Alucard Style, True Blood style, WHAT?!
SPECIFY, MAN, SPECIFY!
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Sorry if I seem a bit... overzealous. It's entirely possible I'm not currently in my right mind.
How I'd personally rank their changes, using what I'd consider the average depiction of each type. As stated by many people above me though, it would depend on what type of each of these 4 creature/character types we are using.
- Vampires - Would depend on the type of vampire we're talking about here, as they tend to fluctuate from god-like beings to re-animated corpses, depending on the mythology you're subscribing to, but most versions of vampires have some form of magic powers and super speed & strength. Most versions of vampires should win pretty handily against most versions of the other 3.
- Ninjas - Again, depends on what type of ninja's we are talking about here, but most versions are shown to be masters of hand-to-hand combat, as well as extremely skilled at stealth and infiltration. These skills should help them cut down the pirates and zombies pretty handily, but I don't see them over-coming the magic and strength advantages of the vampires.
- Pirates - Pirates probably have the least variance of any of these 4 types. Usually they are depicted as drunken thugs that live out at sea. They beat zombies due to the poor intelligence of zombies, but lose to ninja's due to ninja's being more skilled, and lose to vampires due to vampires having powers.
- Zombies - Zombies are literally mindless fodder. Even if we are talking about the deadlier more modern fast-zombies, the real threat from zombies generally comes from the fact that they tend to have a huge numbers advantage against whatever they are up against. They don't have that here.
Using normal depiction of each, similar to what Moonchilde outlined.
The pirates would land sometime during the day, probably early morning to get the element of surprise. The Ninjas are disrupted from their morning meditations by the roar of canon fire as the pirate start their bombardment of their fort. Meanwhile a group of ninjas sneak out from their fort to try and intercept the pirate landing party. Another group skirts around the coast of the island to try and board the pirate ship unaware.
The first wave of pirate plunders, are taken completely unaware. The Ninjas skill of stealth and knowledge of the island allowed for a massacre. The remaining pirate fled back towards their ship. They board their longboats and rowed back to the Brigantine. Upon docking, something was wrong. Then the pirates on board realized the rowers were not their comrades but Ninjas wearing the gear of the slain raiding party. They open fire on the rowers who quickly leaped overboard and took shelter behind the longboat, meanwhile other Ninjas which swam out earlier climbed the ship from the far side and dispatched all the pirates on deck as they concentrated their fire upon the rowboat. A light resistance was put up as the Nijas took the lower decks, but the Brigantine was quickly ablaze. The Nijas returned to shore, to tend to the dead, wounded and to repair their Fort. A few remain to try and hunt out any pirates which might still be hiding on the island.
The Ninjas had a easy victory, due to their training and skills at stealth, infiltration and assassination. Their knowledge of the terrain allow them to set up a devastating ambush. Most of the pirates kills were achieved during the initial bombardment and during the boarding of the ship.
Round one: 95 dead pirates, 7 dead Ninjas .
As night fall, a deathly presence surrounded the island. The victims of the morning battle have returned to life. The zombies keen senses quickly sniffed out the few pirates which managed to survive the day. At first the Pirates were relived to see more survivors but it quickly turned to horror as their former companions lunge at them with their teeth and nails. The pirates open fire and slashed their swords but they quickly joined the zombies rank.
Meanwhile up in their temple, the Ninjas have their own problem. Their seven fallen companions have returned to life. After a short struggle the zombie ninjas were overwhelmed and bind up so spiritual guidance to be sought. Meanwhile a party leaves the fort to investigate the gunfire and screams they heard in the forest below. A screaming pirate came running towards them who was quickly and silently dispatched. Then the groans of the zombie pirates could be heard scrambling forwards. A fight broke out but the zombies were resistant to most of the Ninjas blow, a few even got overwhelmed. Blows to the head was effective, but the remaining Ninjas withdraw and run back to the fort for reinforcement with the zombies scrambling after them. By the time the Zombies reached the front gate the Ninjas were armed and waiting and most of the 'pirates' died for a second time.
The death, blood and dieing attracted the attention of a sleeping vampire clan from the mainland, they move silently though the night and started to enter the fort through every entrance. Fights quickly broke out as the vampires dispatched any stray Zombie or lone Ninjas which they find. Overall the vampires speed, strength and endurance were to much for the Ninjas to handle in open combat. The surviving ninjas retreated to the still intact part of the forts, and quickly took up defensive positions under the lights. This forced the vampires to attack head on allowing the Ninjas the first strike. A few vampires got slain as they tried to reach the survivors but it quickly become apparent that the ninjas were not worth the effort . So the vampires gathered the fallen Ninjas and returned to their crypt for feeding before dawn.
Dawn was a welcome sight for the Ninjas, although several have taken ill after the battle from the night before.
Final Count.
100 dead pirates
100 dead zombies (give or take)
40 dead Ninjas.
10 dead vampires (Killed by Ninjas, the fact they were already aiming for the head helped them to kill the vampires)
The zombies while having a degree of supernatural strength, was no match for the highly trained Ninjas once they figured out how to kill them. Although bites and scratches obtained while fighting the zombies later took their toll. The Vampires attacked the weaken, distracted and tired ninjas. While in the dark, the ninjas were fairly easy prey, but once they retreated to the safety and lights of the fort the vampires left to find easier food.
OK Ninja's with Magic Vs Magical Vampires, VS Martial Arts Pirates that know about Magic VS FAST ZOmbies that have a little bit of a numbers advantage
Plus Magical Werewolfs, and RObots
Id love to see this
Oh and their magic is like themed after them. Like being able to jump around like crazy and or disappear would be Ninjas,
Pirates have the Kraken, and have potions that do magical things.
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@Militaris: wouldn't the ninjas have an advantage with their stealth, quickness, and swordsmanship ?
Going by the OP, I've got to say zombies.
Don't underestimate the power of the zombies to utterly horrify you and then bite you... thus converting you to their cause. The ninja might be able to win, but will they know how to even kill a zombie before too many of them become infected?
Zombies are the only group that cannot be assimilated. They can only grow in numbers.
What kind of ninjas? What kind of zombies? What kind of vampires? Using the basic media stereotypes of each, I would go with vampire, but with your very vague thread they can be twilight vampires with super radioactive tank zombies and angel ninjas.
@fatalsniper728: @fatalsniper728 said:
@Militaris: wouldn't the ninjas have an advantage with their stealth, quickness, and swordsmanship ?
Yes, their stealth, speed and fighting ability should give them a easy win over the Pirates and Zombies. But they would struggle against the Vampires.
Vampires are hard to kill, even harder to kill then a zombie. Plus Vampires are faster, smarter, stealthier and better armed then any Zombie, they could even be faster and stealthier then the Ninjas. Most of the Ninjas attacks would have little impact on them, although decapitation might work. (some lore say only silver weapons can decapitate a vampire). They are also vulnerable to fire and daylight. If the Ninjas can hold out to Day then the vampires would be forced to retreat.
@Omnicrono said:
Going by the OP, I've got to say zombies.
Don't underestimate the power of the zombies to utterly horrify you and then bite you... thus converting you to their cause. The ninja might be able to win, but will they know how to even kill a zombie before too many of them become infected?
Zombies are the only group that cannot be assimilated. They can only grow in numbers.
Ignoring Vampires.
I kinda, in a way, agree with this, I think if instead of just giving 100 generic teams of each, the OP should have actually made teams of specific types, maybe Naruto could be on the ninja side, maybe Luffy can be on the pirates, you could have Dracula, or Alucard on the vampires side, and Nemesis, or I dunno, some other powerful zombie on the zombie side, at least it will make things seem more thought out.Things would change if it was Naruto ninjas, Black ops zombies, one peice pirates and twilight vampires or dracula vampires.
@turoksonofstone said:
@Omnicrono said:
Going by the OP, I've got to say zombies.
Don't underestimate the power of the zombies to utterly horrify you and then bite you... thus converting you to their cause. The ninja might be able to win, but will they know how to even kill a zombie before too many of them become infected?
Zombies are the only group that cannot be assimilated. They can only grow in numbers.
Ignoring Vampires.
How so?
The pirates and ninjas would need special equipment to stand a chance against the vampires, and according to Deadliest Warrior three vampires are enough to take out sixty zombies.
Generically speaking vampires.
Generic ninjas are fodder, and get weaker the more of them there are.
Generic pirates are just foul-mouthed drunken marauders
Generic vampires are weak to non-common objects that none of these enemies should be carrying, and usually have a number of superhuman stats or abilities.
Generic zombies, whether fast or slow, are stupid thoughtless creatures that rely on greater numbers to be any kind of threat.
@Lunacyde said:
Generic ninjas are fodder, and get weaker the more of them there are.
Inverse Ninja Law :D
@Moonchilde said:
How I'd personally rank their changes, using what I'd consider the average depiction of each type. As stated by many people above me though, it would depend on what type of each of these 4 creature/character types we are using.
- Vampires - Would depend on the type of vampire we're talking about here, as they tend to fluctuate from god-like beings to re-animated corpses, depending on the mythology you're subscribing to, but most versions of vampires have some form of magic powers and super speed & strength. Most versions of vampires should win pretty handily against most versions of the other 3.
- Ninjas - Again, depends on what type of ninja's we are talking about here, but most versions are shown to be masters of hand-to-hand combat, as well as extremely skilled at stealth and infiltration. These skills should help them cut down the pirates and zombies pretty handily, but I don't see them over-coming the magic and strength advantages of the vampires.
- Pirates - Pirates probably have the least variance of any of these 4 types. Usually they are depicted as drunken thugs that live out at sea. They beat zombies due to the poor intelligence of zombies, but lose to ninja's due to ninja's being more skilled, and lose to vampires due to vampires having powers.
- Zombies - Zombies are literally mindless fodder. Even if we are talking about the deadlier more modern fast-zombies, the real threat from zombies generally comes from the fact that they tend to have a huge numbers advantage against whatever they are up against. They don't have that here.
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@Moonchilde said:
How I'd personally rank their changes, using what I'd consider the average depiction of each type. As stated by many people above me though, it would depend on what type of each of these 4 creature/character types we are using.
- Vampires - Would depend on the type of vampire we're talking about here, as they tend to fluctuate from god-like beings to re-animated corpses, depending on the mythology you're subscribing to, but most versions of vampires have some form of magic powers and super speed & strength. Most versions of vampires should win pretty handily against most versions of the other 3.
- Ninjas - Again, depends on what type of ninja's we are talking about here, but most versions are shown to be masters of hand-to-hand combat, as well as extremely skilled at stealth and infiltration. These skills should help them cut down the pirates and zombies pretty handily, but I don't see them over-coming the magic and strength advantages of the vampires.
- Pirates - Pirates probably have the least variance of any of these 4 types. Usually they are depicted as drunken thugs that live out at sea. They beat zombies due to the poor intelligence of zombies, but lose to ninja's due to ninja's being more skilled, and lose to vampires due to vampires having powers.
- Zombies - Zombies are literally mindless fodder. Even if we are talking about the deadlier more modern fast-zombies, the real threat from zombies generally comes from the fact that they tend to have a huge numbers advantage against whatever they are up against. They don't have that here.
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I just wanna mention a bit of history.
Ninjas, when the ninja era was done, they didn't have anything to do and would die if they didn't become something else. They turned to become something else in life and then they found a new way to live. And thus they turned into pirates. And this is actually human history. Ninjas to survive turned into pirates and that's why pirates are sneaky, got tons of weapons and always tricky.
@duderland: i just thought it would be a good matchup and fun to discuss lol, it would be crazy to see
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