Start 100 meters away
25 meters from your locked car
you have a baseball bat
morals off
I stomp anybody except Cockroaches
lol, everyone loses. ...Unless you can win by running away of course.
you can't possibly running faster than Grizzly
Our best chance is play dead, then he's go away and it's count as BFR
The bear is 100m away and my car is only 25m? I'd just run for the car, unlock it, and drive myself off.
@kingtphil: i run the hell away to my car, break the window, then i hotwire it and drive as fast as possible
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The bear is 100m away and my car is only 25m? I'd just run for the car, unlock it, and drive myself off.
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The bear is 100m away and my car is only 25m? I'd just run for the car, unlock it, and drive myself off.
I don't know about you but i can't unlock my car when I'm panic
Hey guys, I got an idea! What about we run around the car and shatter the driver's seat window, jump in, turn on the car, and then run over the bear! Best solution to take out the bear...
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The bear is 100m away and my car is only 25m? I'd just run for the car, unlock it, and drive myself off.
I don't know about you but i can't unlock my car when I'm panic
I have a clicker, so fumbling with my keys isn't much of a problem.
@kingtphil: i run the hell away to my car, break the window, then i hotwire it and drive as fast as possible
How exactly would that be faster than just putting the keys in the ignition of the car?
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The bear is 100m away and my car is only 25m? I'd just run for the car, unlock it, and drive myself off.
I don't know about you but i can't unlock my car when I'm panic
I have a clicker, so fumbling with my keys isn't much of a problem.
Lol, my cars clicker is not lock the car it just trigger the alarm
@wolfrazer: it says its locked so i assume that means you dont have your keys
I bust open the window from my car and run over the bear crippling it. Then I get the car and beat the bear to death then shove the bat down its throat gg.
I use the bat as a large sex toy and have a bit of fun with the bear. He gives me his number and we do it again.
EDIT: If I was to ever actually encounter a bear, I'd be on a shooting trip and would have my .303 rifle on me.
@khael: That whole play dead thing depends of which expert you ask. But I do know for a fact that bear scavenge fresh kills from smaller predators.
Nope, it's common knowledge
Try to fight back or run is the worse thing you'll ever do
The best thing to do is spray his nose with salt or pepper
If you don't have one, you better play dead and don't even think to move
I have zero Grizzly bears in my country lol but i'd stand tall & bang the baseball against trees to scare it away.
is it a metal or wooden bat? this makes a biiiiiiiiiig difference with metal you can put holes in soemoens head break their necks with 2 swings with wooden they get concussions brain damage or likely death
If I could force myself to beat a Bear to death with a freakin' Baseball bat then yeah I would win. But I remember a thread being made awhile back. Where someone said Chimps would stomp humans in a fight. Lmao I'd knock a chimp out!
Chimps are stronger than any human.
A chimp would kill you.
I enter fetal position, the grizzly bear takes pity on me for being pathetic and gives me a quick mauling
Get the keys to ignition,
I know I'm no competition,
Its looking hungry for human,
got me lined up in its vision.
Shit scared of how fast it runs,
I'm wishing I brought my gun.
Ain't got no freaking deathwish baby,
I know it's time to do one.
@pr0d1gy: There are people that have wrestled Lions and won. But come on man a Chimp? They don't have weight, they don't have speed, and they lack the intelligence to beat us. Especially if you are a trained fighter. We'd both punt that thing into next week!
Chimps are way stronger than humans. In a test, a chimp in captivity pulled 820 pounds by using one arm. They can break your limbs with using brute force. Weight is hardly an issue. Chimps can weigh up to 50 - 60 kilograms btw. You are not picking one up and body slamming it while it is ferociously attacking you.
Don't have speed? Chimps can run up to 40 km/hour. That is Olympic athlete level.
Intelligence? Why would they need intelligence in a straight up brawl? And Chimps are very intelligent animals.
Unless you are an extremely strong guy who is also trained in martial arts, you are getting powned by that chimp. A weapon would definitely help, since having range/keeping the chimp at a distance is the only way you are gonna win consistently.
@mee09: Lol you would not even come close to beating a chimp in a fight, even with a bat it could still beat you probably more often than not. Not only is it at least twice as strong as you but it's a lot more agile and basically has 4 hands each with incredible grip. It's not gonna try and box you, it's going to grab and pull your flesh and muscles off your bones (easilh) and bite you.
As for the bear...even with the bat I would not like my chances.
Putin comes and saves me.
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Either play dead or make myself look bigger with the bat and make a lot of noise. Depends how crazy this bear is.
Either play dead or make myself look bigger with the bat and make a lot of noise. Depends how crazy this bear is.
Putin comes and saves me.
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@pr0d1gy: There are people that have wrestled Lions and won. But come on man a Chimp? They don't have weight, they don't have speed, and they lack the intelligence to beat us. Especially if you are a trained fighter. We'd both punt that thing into next week!
Nobody has wrestled a wild lion looking to kill you and won.
Chimps are stronger than any human, fact.
Chimps go berzerk and bite, your eyes, nose, face, fact.
No human can beat a frenzied chimp.
I'm a trained a boxer and no I don't think I could beat a chimp.
Some tough guy on the internet is no exception.
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