You Vs 1000 Blood-lusted ducks.

Baseball bat. To the death.

Come. At. Me.

@WhiteSGPlayer:

The ducks will swarm over me and leave nothing but bones, i will kill a few before i die however.

@Pyrogram: Hmm. If you put some stronger birds, vultures, hawks, I'd say they win. Here, I win :D.. I'd take a head gear and a large fat beadsheet if possible though..

I already survived it,,never bring bagel bites to the pond........I'm still haunted by the quacks of terror in the wee hours of the night

@Bane_of_sith said:

I already survived it,,never bring bagel bites to the pond........I'm still haunted by the quacks of terror in the wee hours of the night

I know what you mean, PP and J.

Ducks have no way to kill a man, however I assume they could attack the eyes, but they aren't that smart so I could just keep smashing and killin, but i'd get bored after a couple hundred and just leave. So ducks win by BFR

Unlike the lions, crocs, pandas & rattle snacks.. I say the ducks take this one. 
 
There's just something evil about their stare. 

Ducks....my...only...weakness........

I can take out 50 until they swarm me .___.

I take out the largest beefiest one to show dominance.

Then I become THE DUCK KING!

Depends how hungry I am. If i haven't had any meat I would kill them all, if not i would not have the adreline so the ducks would eat me.

@ComocYahweh said:

Ducks have no way to kill a man, however I assume they could attack the eyes, but they aren't that smart so I could just keep smashing and killin, but i'd get bored after a couple hundred and just leave. So ducks win by BFR

@Bane_of_sith said:

I already survived it,,never bring bagel bites to the pond........I'm still haunted by the quacks of terror in the wee hours of the night

LOOOL

I will eat them one by one, then have Rocky movie training season to lose the weight.

Me with no morals.

Advance toward my possition!

Well I'd love to get to shoot a thousand ducks tomorrow morning.

AM I BLOODLUSTED TOO

LIKE DID THEY JUST EAT MY DICK OR SOMETHING BECAUSE THEN I COULD TAKE THEM BUT IF I JUST WOKE UP FROM A LONG NIGHT OF DRINKING THEY WOULD EAT ME

I die horribly :)

YES ! Finally a "You vs" thread where I don't get brutally murdered by some wild animal.

I bet I can take those ducks.

I throw down the bat and go hand to hand to give them a chance.

I'm a nice guy.

This is a duck penis....

Imagine getting raped by 1000 of those....

@HughJackmanFan88 said:

This is a duck penis....

Imagine getting raped by 1000 of those....

Imagine, 1,000 of those long wriggly things rubbing all over ur face!

@HughJackmanFan88: AAHAHAHAHHHAHAH

Be snapping necks and cashing checks.

id yell "THIS IS SPARTA" the charge them in slow motion taking the out one by one.lol

People saying they'd survive 1000 bloodlusted ducks, when all you've got is a baseball bat?

Absolutely wacko.

BFR myself, but will come back with vengeance.