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#1 Posted by shroudofsorrow (4578 posts) - - Show Bio

There comes a time when everyone must do a joke thread. This is my first attempt at one, so be kind.

Its you against 10 internet trolls. 3 Rounds. First round the 10 trolls are divided evenly among five separate threads and you have to alternate between all five. Second round its five trolls on two threads, and the last round its all ten trolls on one thread. How many can you cut down to size?

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#2 Posted by Batman242 (6514 posts) - - Show Bio

I've been through one with three already.... It was not a good time -.- I gave up, but they kept talking.... provoking. I'd definitely lose this battle.

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#3 Posted by Batman242 (6514 posts) - - Show Bio

Nice one btw

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#4 Posted by shroudofsorrow (4578 posts) - - Show Bio

@Batman242: Thank you. Everyone's gotta do a joke thread.

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#5 Posted by beautifulrevery (1571 posts) - - Show Bio

I ignore all of them therefore I win

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#6 Posted by dondave (41353 posts) - - Show Bio

I just stop replying

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#7 Posted by DH69 (4324 posts) - - Show Bio

@dondave said:

I just stop replying

THATS HOW THEY WIN!

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#8 Posted by corpsecraft (57 posts) - - Show Bio

No seriously, you guys have it. X out the window and go somewhere else.

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#9 Posted by shroudofsorrow (4578 posts) - - Show Bio

Bump

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#10 Posted by Cable_Extreme (12545 posts) - - Show Bio

What is a troll?

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#11 Posted by shroudofsorrow (4578 posts) - - Show Bio

@Cable_Extreme: Someone who's a pest on forums just for the sake of being a pest. I think others could give you a better definition, but that is the gist of what they are.

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#12 Posted by Cable_Extreme (12545 posts) - - Show Bio

@shroudofsorrow said:

@Cable_Extreme: Someone who's a pest on forums just for the sake of being a pest. I think others could give you a better definition, but that is the gist of what they are.

I know what they are, I am saying that is what you do to beat them. You troll them.

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#13 Posted by namezero12345 (574 posts) - - Show Bio

they turned me into one of them...

but i beat them at their own game, muahaha!!!

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#14 Posted by Lone_Wolf_and_Cub (7393 posts) - - Show Bio

Not sure if trolls are any worse than fanboys. I'm looking at you Nolanites.

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#15 Posted by shroudofsorrow (4578 posts) - - Show Bio

@Lone_Wolf_and_Cub: Nah, I'd say fanboys beat trolls. Of course I don't think being a fanboy is a bad thing WITHIN REASON. As in, knowing when the character you're a fanboy of will lose. Or is that not the definition of a fanboy?

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#16 Posted by mk111 (3148 posts) - - Show Bio

Oh, thats easy. Just flag all their posts.

*evil laugh*

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#17 Posted by shroudofsorrow (4578 posts) - - Show Bio

@mk111: That would be a lot flagged posts...

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#18 Posted by Lone_Wolf_and_Cub (7393 posts) - - Show Bio

@shroudofsorrow you are 100% correct that is the exact definition of a fanboy. Just check out some of the Batman vs battles.

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#19 Posted by mk111 (3148 posts) - - Show Bio

@shroudofsorrow:

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#20 Posted by shroudofsorrow (4578 posts) - - Show Bio

@mk111: True that.

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#21 Posted by Shavo (2199 posts) - - Show Bio

i stomp by going outside

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#22 Posted by InnerVenom123 (29887 posts) - - Show Bio

I become their God.

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#23 Posted by rolldestroyer (3544 posts) - - Show Bio

yeah the easiest thing to do is to ignore them.....

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#24 Edited by shroudofsorrow (4578 posts) - - Show Bio

@Lone_Wolf_and_Cub: So not knowing when your favorites will lose? Ah.

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#25 Posted by Nefarious (32411 posts) - - Show Bio

I would strike them down with the banhammer.

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#26 Posted by JediXMan (37157 posts) - - Show Bio

I am a veteran of fighting Internet trolls, as anyone can verify.

I'll do just fine.

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#27 Posted by logy5000 (6842 posts) - - Show Bio

I'm god of the flag button.

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#28 Posted by TerryBogard2014 (483 posts) - - Show Bio

You can't really lose to a troll.you lose to yourself by not having the restraint to ignore the troll

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#29 Posted by Batman242 (6514 posts) - - Show Bio

@shroudofsorrow: A fanboy is someone who picks a favorite character/team and REFUSES and DENIES all sensible logic put before them to admit that their favorite character/team would lose in a battle. I know a perfect example of somebody on the Vine that's a fanboy, but it wouldn't be right callin 'em out :P

I can admit when Batman loses a fight. Such as: Batman vs Black Panther, Batman vs Deathstroke, Batman vs Ripclaw... but Batman and Hulk have the most fanboys IMO

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#30 Posted by Pokeysteve (10797 posts) - - Show Bio

@Lone_Wolf_and_Cub said:

Not sure if trolls are any worse than fanboys. I'm looking at you Nolanites.

I'm starting to think the Terminator people are worse. According some of them the T-1000 beats Doomsday and is spite.

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#31 Edited by Lone_Wolf_and_Cub (7393 posts) - - Show Bio

@Pokeysteve I forgot all about them lol. Yeah they think Terminators can beat Superman level characters lmao.

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#32 Posted by The_Lunact_And_Manic (3296 posts) - - Show Bio

I troll them to death.

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#33 Posted by UltimateHero0406 (2266 posts) - - Show Bio

Me in an absolute stomp.

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#34 Edited by SpidermanWins (4142 posts) - - Show Bio

Meh....one, maybe. I'll send my responses in Klingon. That or I die of a stroke whilst in word combat from the rapid decline of my brain cells.

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#35 Posted by ComocYahweh (667 posts) - - Show Bio

I stomp easily, either with experience as an ex troll myself, or by starving them to death.

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#36 Edited by shroudofsorrow (4578 posts) - - Show Bio

@Batman242: That's what I thought.

And not to sound like such an individual myself, but I would think Bats and BP would be approachable to each other, although to be fair I don't know all of T'chall'as feats.

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#37 Posted by Batman242 (6514 posts) - - Show Bio

@shroudofsorrow: Well the classic BP was at peak human (I think). He was slightly above Captain America's level, which to me is the same as Batman's, except the durability and endurance. Current BP is superhuman. The main reasons BP would win against Batman is cause of the Vibranium armor and anti-metal claws.

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#38 Posted by Floopay (10573 posts) - - Show Bio

Not only do I win all 3 rounds, but I also violate the "How to deal with trolls" rules developed by

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#39 Posted by Kingjohnrocks (2271 posts) - - Show Bio

First I declare war:

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Then I use logic to outsmart them.

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#40 Posted by Bane_of_sith (2923 posts) - - Show Bio

Took me a while but ignoring trolls will eventually destroy them,,,,,, ,I remember my first joke thread..ahh the old virginity beast,got locked in just under 3 hours if I'm not mistaken

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#41 Posted by TERMINATORFAN (1252 posts) - - Show Bio

I would stomp you know why?

Cause i'm King of Trolls.

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#42 Posted by shroudofsorrow (4578 posts) - - Show Bio

@Batman242: Ah, then that explains it. I'd say its a close one though.

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#43 Posted by comicace3 (10889 posts) - - Show Bio

Sometimes I just want to grab that person behind the computer and strangle him.. But I guess that would mean the troll is winning. So I just say what I have to say to make th look dumb and leave.

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#44 Posted by Obtrusive (1812 posts) - - Show Bio

I could take the one I know. He has a bad knee. the more you know

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#45 Posted by Batman242 (6514 posts) - - Show Bio

@shroudofsorrow: Others wouldn't agree with that, but I agree.

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#46 Posted by Kingjohnrocks (2271 posts) - - Show Bio

@TERMINATORFAN said:

I would stomp you know why?

Cause i'm King of Trolls.

You admit you troll?

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#47 Posted by TERMINATORFAN (1252 posts) - - Show Bio

@Kingjohnrocks said:

@TERMINATORFAN said:

I would stomp you know why?

Cause i'm King of Trolls.

You admit you troll?

NOOOOOO

I'm not really a troll. I was trying to be Funny.

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#48 Posted by austyn12090 (81 posts) - - Show Bio

@Obtrusive said:

I could take the one I know. He has a bad knee. the more you know

I assume he took an arrow to it...

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#49 Posted by Yung ANcient One (5258 posts) - - Show Bio

@beautifulrevery said:

I ignore all of them therefore I win

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#50 Posted by LordVulcan (221 posts) - - Show Bio

I star gore thread on /b/. then send trolls the gore until they leave. failing this I stop caring and lurk like i do 80% time any ways.