I stop at 1
I'm awful at trying to be rude or hurt people.
Usually I just agree with what they say.
Ex: (This really happened a few years ago)
(I'm completley zoning out in the hallway)
Angry Kid: What the F*** are you looking at fat ass?
Me: Ummm no one. Im sorry.
Angry Kid: Don't lie to me, f***wad.
Me: I'm sorry, I was looking at you. I didn't mean please don't hurt me.
Angry Kid: Duma**
(He proceeds to punch me in the mouth and walk off, I'm standing in the hallway collecting myself. Then I go to the nurse.)
Nurse: Oh my God what happened to you are you bleeding?!
Me (Blood pooling out my mouth) No, nothing happened, I just came here cause I fell. I'm sorry I'll leave.
Nurse: Did someone punch you again?
Me: Yes.
(She cleans my wound and calls in the principle and they bring in the kid to me)
Principle: Did he punch you I'm the mouth?
Me: Ummm no, not really. Im really sorry, I'll leave.
Principle: Son, did this boy punch you?
Me: Yes. But It was my fault my face was in his way I'm so sorry.
Principle: Okay get to class we'll deal with (Whatever the kids name is)
Thats how it usually goes when I'm in a fight.
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