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Posted by JackKnight (2975 posts) - - Show Bio

Who can defeat Bruce Almighty?

No guys like TOAA, The Presence/Over-Monitor, MOM, Anyone with HOTU, both Pre-Recton Beyonder & Molecule Man and no prep time!!!!!!!

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#1 Posted by rolldestroyer (3544 posts) - - Show Bio

Morgan Freeman

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#2 Posted by the_mighty_Beyonder (723 posts) - - Show Bio

Living Tribunal, Eternity, Mad Jim Jaspers, Protege, Sise-Neg, the Infinity being, Abraxas, the Fury, ...

Bruce never showed any cosmic feats, the best thing he did was making the moon closer (with difficulty) and making his girlfriend b**bs bigger

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#3 Posted by JackKnight (2975 posts) - - Show Bio

@the_mighty_Beyonder: He also made his dog go on the toilet LOL!

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#4 Posted by TheSpiritStalker (2611 posts) - - Show Bio

Jennifer Aniston

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#5 Posted by the_mighty_Beyonder (723 posts) - - Show Bio

@JackKnight said:

@the_mighty_Beyonder: He also made his dog go on the toilet LOL!

LOL!! and don't forget the monkey!!

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#6 Posted by JackKnight (2975 posts) - - Show Bio

@the_mighty_Beyonder: You mean this scene? LOL!

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#7 Edited by ComocYahweh (667 posts) - - Show Bio

@the_mighty_Beyonder said:

Living Tribunal, Eternity, Mad Jim Jaspers, Protege, Sise-Neg, the Infinity being, Abraxas, the Fury, ...

Bruce never showed any cosmic feats, the best thing he did was making the moon closer (with difficulty) and making his girlfriend b**bs bigger

He actually removed bunch of stars by just wiping them off the sky, then added a few new stars too.

Anyways noone can beat him, he is omnipotent, just retarded.

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#8 Posted by Renchamp (5665 posts) - - Show Bio

Two blogs about Bruce Almighty? That's odd. Especially in the context of a comic site. Effing odd.

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#9 Posted by Jedisupermaster (1787 posts) - - Show Bio

Nobody. TOAA, PR Beyonder and others beings like that also cant.

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#10 Posted by The_Lunact_And_Manic (3296 posts) - - Show Bio

RKT stomps, Squirrel Girl curbstomps it's not even funny, Deadpool drives him mad, Wally West speedblitz him, Batman enters in his Bat God mode and stomps him.

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#11 Posted by GodDamnIronMan (1628 posts) - - Show Bio

Jim Carey

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#12 Edited by the_mighty_Beyonder (723 posts) - - Show Bio

@ComocYahweh said:

@the_mighty_Beyonder said:

Living Tribunal, Eternity, Mad Jim Jaspers, Protege, Sise-Neg, the Infinity being, Abraxas, the Fury, ...

Bruce never showed any cosmic feats, the best thing he did was making the moon closer (with difficulty) and making his girlfriend b**bs bigger

He actually removed bunch of stars by just wiping them off the sky, then added a few new stars too.

Anyways noone can beat him, he is omnipotent, just retarded.

what do you mean by "just retarded ?

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#13 Posted by Captain_Awesome85 (476 posts) - - Show Bio

Morgan Freeman

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#14 Posted by MalgraMoro (61 posts) - - Show Bio

Anyone who can travel quicker than a human thinks. There's nothing to state Bruce doesn't still have human reactions and durability. He's just got amazing reality warping powers and selfishly limited, yet admittedly creative, imagination. And if I recall correctly, he only actually had control over Buffalo citizens and events?

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#15 Edited by NeonGameWave (19273 posts) - - Show Bio

Bugs Bunny.

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#16 Posted by asIsuspected (566 posts) - - Show Bio

Q from Star Treck

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#17 Posted by JackKnight (2975 posts) - - Show Bio

@NeonGameWave: Bugs Bunny wishes he was Bruce Almighty.

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#18 Edited by ComocYahweh (667 posts) - - Show Bio

@the_mighty_Beyonder said:

@ComocYahweh said:

@the_mighty_Beyonder said:

Living Tribunal, Eternity, Mad Jim Jaspers, Protege, Sise-Neg, the Infinity being, Abraxas, the Fury, ...

Bruce never showed any cosmic feats, the best thing he did was making the moon closer (with difficulty) and making his girlfriend b**bs bigger

He actually removed bunch of stars by just wiping them off the sky, then added a few new stars too.

Anyways noone can beat him, he is omnipotent, just retarded.

what do you mean by "just retarded ?

Bruce might be omnipotent, but he is WAY to dumb to use it to full potential, he only uses it for his everyday life, to get a job and embarrass his ''enemies''

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#19 Posted by JackKnight (2975 posts) - - Show Bio

@The_Lunact_And_Manic: Squirrel Girl wishes she was Bruce Almighty (like Bugs Bunny). Deadpool carn't drive Bruce made because he's already mad and Deadpool carn't break the fourth wall because Bruce can tell Morgan Freeman to go to the writter and tell him to stop. Bruce makes a Monkey come out of Wally's ass and he will be in so much pain that he woun't be able to run. And Bruce will crush Batman because he can turn him self into Batman and then overkills the real Batman.

Those guys don't stand a chance.

Guys like TOAA, The Presence/Over-Monitor, MOM, Anyone with HOTU, both Pre-Recton Beyonder & Molecule Man are more fair but they're not aloud.

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#20 Posted by The_Lunact_And_Manic (3296 posts) - - Show Bio

@JackKnight said:

@The_Lunact_And_Manic: Squirrel Girl wishes she was Bruce Almighty (like Bugs Bunny). Deadpool carn't drive Bruce made because he's already mad and Deadpool carn't break the fourth wall because Bruce can tell Morgan Freeman to go to the writter and tell him to stop. Bruce makes a Monkey come out of Wally's ass and he will be in so much pain that he woun't be able to run. And Bruce will crush Batman because he can turn him self into Batman and then overkills the real Batman.

Those guys don't stand a chance.

Guys like TOAA, The Presence/Over-Monitor, MOM, Anyone with HOTU, both Pre-Recton Beyonder & Molecule Man are more fair but they're not aloud.

Squirrel Girl can't lose, period.

Are you saying that a normal human speed>>Wally West speed? WTF?

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#21 Edited by Hksaru (464 posts) - - Show Bio

He's still pretty much a normal guy with limitless reality manipulation powers. But he's Jim Carrey so no one hurt him plz

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#22 Posted by Sideslash (5994 posts) - - Show Bio

He still only has human reflexes and durability, so anyone faster than him.

His imagination is really limited too. Any Green Lantern with Bruce's powers would have shown far more amazing feats since their powers link directly to their imagination and willpower.

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#23 Posted by the_mighty_Beyonder (723 posts) - - Show Bio

@ComocYahweh said:

@the_mighty_Beyonder said:

@ComocYahweh said:

@the_mighty_Beyonder said:

Living Tribunal, Eternity, Mad Jim Jaspers, Protege, Sise-Neg, the Infinity being, Abraxas, the Fury, ...

Bruce never showed any cosmic feats, the best thing he did was making the moon closer (with difficulty) and making his girlfriend b**bs bigger

He actually removed bunch of stars by just wiping them off the sky, then added a few new stars too.

Anyways noone can beat him, he is omnipotent, just retarded.

what do you mean by "just retarded ?

Bruce might be omnipotent, but he is WAY to dumb to use it to full potential, he only uses it for his everyday life, to get a job and embarrass his ''enemies''

i see, but the omnipotence is just an assumption when it's not backed with heavy caliber feats, Morgan Freeman is god isn't enough to make Bruce that powerful, Odin, Zeus, Osiris... are also gods and can do what Bruce did but they aren't omnipotent.

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#24 Posted by ComocYahweh (667 posts) - - Show Bio

@the_mighty_Beyonder said:

@ComocYahweh said:

@the_mighty_Beyonder said:

@ComocYahweh said:

@the_mighty_Beyonder said:

Living Tribunal, Eternity, Mad Jim Jaspers, Protege, Sise-Neg, the Infinity being, Abraxas, the Fury, ...

Bruce never showed any cosmic feats, the best thing he did was making the moon closer (with difficulty) and making his girlfriend b**bs bigger

He actually removed bunch of stars by just wiping them off the sky, then added a few new stars too.

Anyways noone can beat him, he is omnipotent, just retarded.

what do you mean by "just retarded ?

Bruce might be omnipotent, but he is WAY to dumb to use it to full potential, he only uses it for his everyday life, to get a job and embarrass his ''enemies''

i see, but the omnipotence is just an assumption when it's not backed with heavy caliber feats, Morgan Freeman is god isn't enough to make Bruce that powerful, Odin, Zeus, Osiris... are also gods and can do what Bruce did but they aren't omnipotent.

Those aren't really Gods, not in a world where the Judeo Christian God exists, they are just powerful beings called Gods by humans.

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#25 Edited by JackKnight (2975 posts) - - Show Bio

@The_Lunact_And_Manic: Bruce Almighty can make her Squirrels go to the toilet and then gets Morgan Freeman to slap her cross the face.

Did you even read my comment correctly? I never said a normal human can out run Wally, I said Bruce can make a Monkey come out of Wally's ass like in the movie and Wally would be in so much pain that he woun't be able to run.

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#26 Posted by JackKnight (2975 posts) - - Show Bio

@asIsuspected: Bruce can beat Q in turms of powers. Q did say that there were other Qs like him but more powerful and Bruce had the power of God and no one is more powerful than God, Though Q is smarter than Bruce and can trick him to erase himself from history.

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#27 Posted by asIsuspected (566 posts) - - Show Bio
@JackKnight said:

@asIsuspected: Bruce can beat Q in turms of powers. Q did say that there were other Qs like him but more powerful and Bruce had the power of God and no one is more powerful than God, Though Q is smarter than Bruce and can trick him to erase himself from history.

mostly agree
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#28 Posted by PrinceAragorn1 (30265 posts) - - Show Bio

Well, no one. He's given omnipotence.. best that can be done is stalemate.

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#29 Posted by hudyman (1890 posts) - - Show Bio

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Well, no one. He's given omnipotence.. best that can be done is stalemate.

This.

An Omnipotent being cannot be killed, Simple as that.

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#30 Posted by kingsloth (254 posts) - - Show Bio

only one character in comics kills gods proper, and thats the saint of killers.

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#31 Posted by JackKnight (2975 posts) - - Show Bio

@kingsloth: But the God in Saint of Killers's universe wasn't at full power when Saint of Killers killed him while God in Bruce Almighty was. Bruce curbstomps.

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#32 Posted by UltimateHero0406 (2266 posts) - - Show Bio

@GodDamnIronMan said:

Jim Carey

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#33 Posted by kingsloth (254 posts) - - Show Bio

@JackKnight said:

@kingsloth: But the God in Saint of Killers's universe wasn't at full power when Saint of Killers killed him while God in Bruce Almighty was. Bruce curbstomps.

power levels don't matter with the saint, on bullet it never misses, it always kills regardless of who it is aimed at. I think your overestimatxing bruce almighty, he has a limited range of area he is in control of '(whatever town he was in) and few feats, he loses badly.

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#34 Posted by JackKnight (2975 posts) - - Show Bio

@kingsloth: I suppose, and considering Bruce while did have Gods powers still wasn't immortal but that doesn't matter Because Bruce is to dumb to know how to kill The Saint of Killers, so I guess Saint of Killers has him.

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#35 Posted by JohnnyZ256 (5220 posts) - - Show Bio

I asked this same question not too long ago.
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#36 Posted by Jedisupermaster (1787 posts) - - Show Bio

@JackKnight said:

@kingsloth: But the God in Saint of Killers's universe wasn't at full power when Saint of Killers killed him while God in Bruce Almighty was. Bruce curbstomps.

Bruce can wish Saint of Killers superpowers, or Wally superpowers, etc. etc.

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@JackKnight said:

@The_Lunact_And_Manic: Squirrel Girl wishes she was Bruce Almighty (like Bugs Bunny). Deadpool carn't drive Bruce made because he's already mad and Deadpool carn't break the fourth wall because Bruce can tell Morgan Freeman to go to the writter and tell him to stop. Bruce makes a Monkey come out of Wally's ass and he will be in so much pain that he woun't be able to run. And Bruce will crush Batman because he can turn him self into Batman and then overkills the real Batman.

Those guys don't stand a chance.

Guys like TOAA, The Presence/Over-Monitor, MOM, Anyone with HOTU, both Pre-Recton Beyonder & Molecule Man are more fair but they're not aloud.

Squirrel Girl can't lose, period.

Are you saying that a normal human speed>>Wally West speed? WTF?

Are you saying that a guy who has Gods powers cant give himself speed far beyond what any speedster has?

Guys, even movie itself is called Bruce Almighty. He is omnipotent, he can do whatever he want, he can do anything by using his imagination. Bruce beats everybody.

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#37 Posted by pooty (16231 posts) - - Show Bio

If Bruce had God's power then Morgan Freeman would not have been able to appear and disappear at will. Morgan still had a portion of his power. Bruce did not have all his power.

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#38 Posted by Sonic_Raider (44 posts) - - Show Bio

A better comedian.

BAM seemed to be skyfather level given his feats; so Surtur mayhaps?

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#39 Posted by Jedisupermaster (1787 posts) - - Show Bio

@pooty said:

If Bruce had God's power then Morgan Freeman would not have been able to appear and disappear at will. Morgan still had a portion of his power. Bruce did not have all his power.

Well, probably he made Bruce as powerfull as him. made another God... Anyway dont even try to write "he doesnt have any feats bla-bla-bla', because TOAA also doesnt have any feats. And there are many characters without feats but we know they are powerful. =D

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#40 Posted by Vrakmul (23829 posts) - - Show Bio

@Jedisupermaster said:

@pooty said:

If Bruce had God's power then Morgan Freeman would not have been able to appear and disappear at will. Morgan still had a portion of his power. Bruce did not have all his power.

Well, probably he made Bruce as powerfull as him. made another God... Anyway dont even try to write "he doesnt have any feats bla-bla-bla', because TOAA also doesnt have any feats. And there are many characters without feats but we know they are powerful. =D

Bruce had a limit, he could not impinge on free will. That means he's not omnipotent.

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#41 Posted by Jedisupermaster (1787 posts) - - Show Bio

@Vrakmul said:

@Jedisupermaster said:

@pooty said:

If Bruce had God's power then Morgan Freeman would not have been able to appear and disappear at will. Morgan still had a portion of his power. Bruce did not have all his power.

Well, probably he made Bruce as powerfull as him. made another God... Anyway dont even try to write "he doesnt have any feats bla-bla-bla', because TOAA also doesnt have any feats. And there are many characters without feats but we know they are powerful. =D

Bruce had a limit, he could not impinge on free will. That means he's not omnipotent.

Well, yeah. he wasnt completely omnipotent.

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#42 Posted by age_of_ultron_Prime2000 (1226 posts) - - Show Bio
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#43 Posted by Vrakmul (23829 posts) - - Show Bio

@Jedisupermaster said:

@Vrakmul said:

@Jedisupermaster said:

@pooty said:

If Bruce had God's power then Morgan Freeman would not have been able to appear and disappear at will. Morgan still had a portion of his power. Bruce did not have all his power.

Well, probably he made Bruce as powerfull as him. made another God... Anyway dont even try to write "he doesnt have any feats bla-bla-bla', because TOAA also doesnt have any feats. And there are many characters without feats but we know they are powerful. =D

Bruce had a limit, he could not impinge on free will. That means he's not omnipotent.

Well, yeah. he wasnt completely omnipotent.

That means anyone with mind control should be able to do him in, as they *can* impinge on free will, and he showed no great willpower.

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#44 Posted by pooty (16231 posts) - - Show Bio

@Jedisupermaster: Not gonna use the feats thing here. actually the new rules say you can't use omnipotent people in threads....so i'm Gonna use the "you can't be all powerful if someone is sharing your power" debate.

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#45 Posted by pooty (16231 posts) - - Show Bio

@Vrakmul: @Jedisupermaster: Question: Does omnipotent also mean immortal or impervious to harm?

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#46 Posted by ComocYahweh (667 posts) - - Show Bio

@Vrakmul said:

@Jedisupermaster said:

@pooty said:

If Bruce had God's power then Morgan Freeman would not have been able to appear and disappear at will. Morgan still had a portion of his power. Bruce did not have all his power.

Well, probably he made Bruce as powerfull as him. made another God... Anyway dont even try to write "he doesnt have any feats bla-bla-bla', because TOAA also doesnt have any feats. And there are many characters without feats but we know they are powerful. =D

Bruce had a limit, he could not impinge on free will. That means he's not omnipotent.

Noone in that verse can impinge on free will, not because god COULDN'T but because he made it so. He used his omnipotence to make that law that not even he could force people to think or do certain things, because he wants humans and not robots.

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#47 Posted by pooty (16231 posts) - - Show Bio

@ComocYahweh said:

@Vrakmul said:

@Jedisupermaster said:

@pooty said:

If Bruce had God's power then Morgan Freeman would not have been able to appear and disappear at will. Morgan still had a portion of his power. Bruce did not have all his power.

Well, probably he made Bruce as powerfull as him. made another God... Anyway dont even try to write "he doesnt have any feats bla-bla-bla', because TOAA also doesnt have any feats. And there are many characters without feats but we know they are powerful. =D

Bruce had a limit, he could not impinge on free will. That means he's not omnipotent.

Noone in that verse can impinge on free will, not because god COULDN'T but because he made it so. He used his omnipotence to make that law that not even he could force people to think or do certain things, because he wants humans and not robots.

Bruce did not make that rule. Morgan did. So Bruce can undo that rule if he is truly omnipotent

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#48 Posted by Guardian_ (351 posts) - - Show Bio

Morgan Freeman.

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#49 Posted by Vrakmul (23829 posts) - - Show Bio

@pooty said:

@Vrakmul: @Jedisupermaster: Question: Does omnipotent also mean immortal or impervious to harm?

Depends on the setting. Some omnipotents are killable, but good luck getting to do that.

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#50 Posted by The_Lunact_And_Manic (3296 posts) - - Show Bio

@Jedisupermaster said:

@JackKnight said:

@kingsloth: But the God in Saint of Killers's universe wasn't at full power when Saint of Killers killed him while God in Bruce Almighty was. Bruce curbstomps.

Bruce can wish Saint of Killers superpowers, or Wally superpowers, etc. etc.

@The_Lunact_And_Manic said:

@JackKnight said:

@The_Lunact_And_Manic: Squirrel Girl wishes she was Bruce Almighty (like Bugs Bunny). Deadpool carn't drive Bruce made because he's already mad and Deadpool carn't break the fourth wall because Bruce can tell Morgan Freeman to go to the writter and tell him to stop. Bruce makes a Monkey come out of Wally's ass and he will be in so much pain that he woun't be able to run. And Bruce will crush Batman because he can turn him self into Batman and then overkills the real Batman.

Those guys don't stand a chance.

Guys like TOAA, The Presence/Over-Monitor, MOM, Anyone with HOTU, both Pre-Recton Beyonder & Molecule Man are more fair but they're not aloud.

Squirrel Girl can't lose, period.

Are you saying that a normal human speed>>Wally West speed? WTF?

Are you saying that a guy who has Gods powers cant give himself speed far beyond what any speedster has?

Guys, even movie itself is called Bruce Almighty. He is omnipotent, he can do whatever he want, he can do anything by using his imagination. Bruce beats everybody.

Meep...