Thor vs Cthulhu

The original Thor of Norse Mythology will battle the original H.P Lovecraft version of Cthulhu from the story "The Call of Cthulhu" that lacks feats.

Thor.

VS.

What character Wins.

Original Thor loses. Cthulhu could mind rape him.

Cthulhu.

Thor throws a steamboat at Cthulhu. Flawless victory for Thor.

Cthulhu eats the steamboat and proceeds to mind rape Thor.

Nope, it is canon that steamboats are his kryptonite apparently. Don't blame me for that one, I didn't write the story=)

it was other writers who made Cthulhu the Invincible force he seems to become in modern media. In "The Call of Cthulhu" He woke up, drove a few people mad, and got brain spattered by a steam boat before regenerating and going "welp, missed my chance. See you in a few thou, humans."

Cthulhu lacks feats live with it.

Considering R'lyeh sank back into the sea again, the stars weren't right. So he wasn't at full power.

Prove that a full power Cthulhu can tank a steamboat then...hard to do considering all it took was one take him out, and he really had no actual feats otherwise in the original canon...like I said, I didn't write it=P

The original Cthulhu never had any feats to begin with.

cthulhu

Ctulhu

Rightfully goes to the one who killed Justin Bieber

Cthulhu

Why is everyone saying Cthulhu when he never fought in the original story, he lacks feats and did nothing impressive.

@masterfly: then why the f*ck did you make a thread if you yourself know that the original Cthulu lacks feats!?