I'm an aspiring animator and I came across this well done fan animation:
I was extremely happy with this work, until I came across the comments. Then disappointment set in, people actually believe Punisher can beat Batman.
Lets start with this post writen by "slade9088":
"Okay lets get this straight so everyone would understand that Batman will lose against the Punisher."
No he wouldn't.
"Why? How?"
Yeah.
"I must be out of my mind you say?"
Yes.
"Well no I'm not,"
Debatable.
"the punisher win this fight because not only does the Punisher have years of training and fighting,'
So does Batman...
"but he's much better at not being detected than batman,"
"and not only is his tactics better,"
They're not. Batman has manage to out smart people such as Lex Luther, who has a 12 level intelect, so Punisher doesn't hold a candle to Batman's inelegance.
"but his speed, and strength are better."
Not at all. Batman can lift nearly as much as Captain America, and has lifted 6 tons above his head for hours. His bench max clocks him in as the 4th strongest HUMAN street level character in existence that I know of.
"Yes batman is smart, and have handy dandy tools, but the punisher can withstand pain,"
So can Batman. Batman has been stabbed, shot, and punched by ultra powerful beings and still fought everyone.
One of my favorite scenes in comics was when he was shot hundreds of times, even taking a bullet to his face, yet he still took out an army of goons.
"oh i forgot to mention that he almost killed Black Widow, who is one of the most skilled fighters ever."
Let's pretend she is, Batman is still far more skilled. He was able to combat Lady Shiva and win with one hit, fight for 28 hours straight, and kicked Wonder Woman in her belly so hard she fell on the floor like a legless child. Punishers fighting doesn't measure up.
"Batman is a master of many martial arts you say?"
"While that is true, the punisher had military martial arts, mostly Marine Corps Martial Arts which is the break down of not only MMA which is many martial art forms put into one style of boxing, but also street fighting. That's right Frank is also a Master Martial Artist, and a expert in knife fighting."
That doesn't mean anything when Batman takes down hordes of soldiers with the same training as him.
You can thank "Raymond Johnson" for this next "wonderful" piece of "literature"
"Punisher would kill batman hand to hand fight and even with his guns"
I highly doubt that:
"because the punisher dose not need any help batman dose he might call nightwing are batgirl to come help him out"
So because Batman has sidekicks he looses?
"and anotthing the punisher is more crazy he has nobody his family is dead"
Well that doesn't help anyone when fighting really, but either way Batman's family is dead also. That's kind of why he's Batman.
"and he can take on someone with out help he never once needed a side but batman needed to"
Batman can fight just fine without a sidekick.
"and another thing is punisher kills batman dose not batman puts badguys jail but the dont give a [poop] he would kill them"
So?
"thats why i say punisher wins all the way"
Those are terrible reasons and you should be ashamed of yourself.
"Uranium koala" said:
"Really a man who was liked by a ordinary gangster"
Batman beats the crud out of fodder all the time.
"would demolished by the man who killed hulk"
Batman has beat beings more powerful than Punisher can handle:
" read the man who killed bat man then read punisher kills the marvel universe P.S to save you time punisher kills hulk by shooting a arow into this eye"
Non canon, as "supermickloving" points out:
"hahaha. You do realize both are non canon right? If you think some angsty military vet can kill the marvel universe then your're delusional. Try harder."
A fair point.
This comment, by Shane Stevens, got me really excited
"non-canon means jack [poop] in comics. The 'what-ifs' and such are considered by marvel 'alternate reality possibilities' and therefore it is indeed possible for those events to occur had events proceeded the way they do in those comics, ie, when Hulk goes berserk and kills most of the Fantastic Four and Ironman because Ross tortures Rick Jones to death. So yes, what-if comics are relevant even though they didn't happen in the prime universe, and when it establishes that the Punisher is 'capable' of something then he clearly is."
I've mostly made this so I can respond to this point. If "non canon" doesn't mean anything, then surly Batman wins because:
So what have we learned here today? Batman Always wins and don't go onto Youtube comment sections.
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