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#1 Posted by Clantern (714 posts) - - Show Bio

Which would win, i think that the kettle could just boil it's water, and pour it self all over the toaster. great win for the kettle.

But then again, the toaster could grab it's wires, and heat them up.

it's too hard. what do you think?

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#2 Posted by Terminal Velocity (594 posts) - - Show Bio

the kettle could pour boiled water over the toaster an it would short circuit. Easy win for the kettle.

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#3 Posted by Supreme Marvel (11575 posts) - - Show Bio

am gonna go for the kettle as well. plus i want a cuppa tea now. thanks!!

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#4 Posted by Clantern (714 posts) - - Show Bio

Terminal Velocity says:

"the kettle could pour boiled water over the toaster an it would short circuit. Easy win for the kettle."

ahh but the toaster could fire toast at it, and obv the kettle is agile, but only to a certain point, doubt it could dodge flying toast.

The kettle's like "Time to turn up the heat"

and the toaster will be like "Utterly Butterly"

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#5 Posted by Sparda (15794 posts) - - Show Bio

Terminal Velocity says:

"the kettle could pour boiled water over the toaster an it would short circuit. Easy win for the kettle."

What he said.

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#6 Posted by Terminal Velocity (594 posts) - - Show Bio

Clantern says:

"Terminal Velocity says:
"the kettle could pour boiled water over the toaster an it would short circuit. Easy win for the kettle."

ahh but the toaster could fire toast at it, and obv the kettle is agile, but only to a certain point, doubt it could dodge flying toast.

The kettle's like "Time to turn up the heat"

and the toaster will be like "Utterly Butterly""

But then the kettle will be like. "Despised, maybe, abandoned, no!" an then all the dunking biscuits will come an save the kettle!
Post Edited:2007-08-29 20:23:39

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#7 Posted by Clantern (714 posts) - - Show Bio

And then the toaster/Lean mean fat reducing grilling machine will jump in for the toaster and be all like "whats the situation?"

And the toaster will be like "Two kettle's and a f*ck lot of crumbs."

Lmao terminal V at the GL referance.

You can just imagine the buscuit's running over the counter with the JLA music in the background.

And then the toaster is like i have 6 settings, and confuses the kettle and he's all like "don't you just pop in a 100 deg" and then in the state of confusion. Microwave-allax comes and take's over him, making a new battle.

Toaster V.S. Kettle-microwave-allax.

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#8 Posted by Sparda (15794 posts) - - Show Bio

A more intense battle.....

The Waffle Iron Vs. The Toaster Oven!

It's armageddon!

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#9 Posted by Terminal Velocity (594 posts) - - Show Bio

and then the Toaster will join with the IRON an become Toaster IRON. Super hot and steamy!

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#10 Posted by Sparda (15794 posts) - - Show Bio

Terminal Velocity says:

"and then the Toaster will join with the IRON an become Toaster IRON. Super hot and steamy!"

OMG! We're doomed!

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#11 Posted by Vrakmul (23829 posts) - - Show Bio

What about that nuclear powered toaster? It will make the kitchen RADIOACTIVE!!!!!

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#12 Posted by Lantern Prime (12987 posts) - - Show Bio

Toaster ! ..............thats pretty mush it!

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#13 Posted by Vrakmul (23829 posts) - - Show Bio

The nuclear toaster could shoot atomic toast which would explode with the force of an A-bomb obliterating the keetle forever.

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#14 Posted by Sparda (15794 posts) - - Show Bio

What about Homer's time machine toaster? That could change the tide of battle.....

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#15 Posted by Sparda (15794 posts) - - Show Bio

Megaguirus says:

"The nuclear toaster could shoot atomic toast which would explode with the force of an A-bomb obliterating the keetle forever."

HOLY CRAP!!!

We don't have a prayer!

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#16 Posted by Zaraki Ichigo (6439 posts) - - Show Bio

Clantern says:

"Terminal Velocity says:
"the kettle could pour boiled water over the toaster an it would short circuit. Easy win for the kettle."
ahh but the toaster could fire toast at it, and obv the kettle is agile, but only to a certain point, doubt it could dodge flying toast. The kettle's like "Time to turn up the heat" and the toaster will be like "Utterly Butterly""

Kettle is strong than the toast blaster, being made of steel kinda makes you immune to hardened bread.

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#17 Posted by Vrakmul (23829 posts) - - Show Bio

You know in the 50's the prediction for the new mellenium involved nuclear everything. From nuclear dogs, to Nuclear cars, to nuclear jets, to nuclear people, to the nuclear toaster, to arguably the most riduculous of them all a nuclear television. It's ridiculous I know.

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#18 Posted by GL Bertron (3710 posts) - - Show Bio

Megaguirus says:

"You know in the 50's the prediction for the new mellenium involved nuclear everything. From nuclear dogs, to Nuclear cars, to nuclear jets, to nuclear people, to the nuclear toaster, to arguably the most riduculous of them all a nuclear television. It's ridiculous I know."

Doesn't answer the question.

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#19 Posted by Phorqe (2148 posts) - - Show Bio

We need more info on this fight. Specific brand/ model of toaster and kettle? There are many types.

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#20 Posted by GL Bertron (3710 posts) - - Show Bio

Phorqe says:

"We need more info on this fight. Specific brand/ model of toaster and kettle? There are many types."

LOL.

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#21 Posted by Clantern (714 posts) - - Show Bio

OK you can pick the brand.

But this fight takes place in the kitchen of an old blind ladie who predict's the future.

First off there argueing on who is faster. Then Toaster takes it out of hand by firing stale bread in the Kettle's face, This leads to the Toaster Corps. V.S. The Kettle Coprs, but i'm not going to talk about that today, it's toaster IRON V.S. Kettle Microwave-allax.

Who Wins??

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#22 Posted by GL Bertron (3710 posts) - - Show Bio

Clantern says:

"OK you can pick the brand. But this fight takes place in the kitchen of an old blind ladie who predict's the future. First off there argueing on who is faster. Then Toaster takes it out of hand by firing stale bread in the Kettle's face, This leads to the Toaster Corps. V.S. The Kettle Coprs, but i'm not going to talk about that today, it's toaster IRON V.S. Kettle Microwave-allax. Who Wins??"

The WW Blender.

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#23 Posted by Superkitty (1261 posts) - - Show Bio

The Kettle will get all steamed, and then the Toaster will be toast.

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#24 Posted by GL Bertron (3710 posts) - - Show Bio

Superkitty says:

"The Kettle will get all steamed, and then the Toaster will be toast."

LOL.

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#25 Posted by FrozenPhoenix (1938 posts) - - Show Bio

Kettle wins, no contest.

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#26 Edited by BadVoodoo (386 posts) - - Show Bio
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TOASTER SLAUGHTER STOMPS!

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#27 Posted by Wardemon32 (5486 posts) - - Show Bio

Kettle STOMPS!

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#28 Posted by LimpoyzLoan (1692 posts) - - Show Bio
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This little guy is living proof that toasters slaughter stomp the kettles.

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#29 Edited by BadVoodoo (386 posts) - - Show Bio
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OH HAIL THE TOASTER!

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#30 Posted by Hit_Monkey (1389 posts) - - Show Bio

Do they get prep?