The Doctor and John Constantine vs. Lucifer Morningstar

The two ultimate prep-masters decide to challenge the pinnacle of prep mastering, Lucifer.

The team has one day to prepare. Morals on for both sides.

Lucifer knows everything about the Doctor Who universe and Constantine, but doesn't know they're going for him.

Win by KO, BFR or death.

They can bring someone COIE AM-level or below (Someone Lucifer can beat without too much trouble) as a distraction if they need to, provided they can convince him/her/it within the hour.

Who wins?

Edit: Increased prep time to a day. I just figured these two could do SOMETHING that quickly.

They'd probably need more than an hour to beat Lucifer, if they could beat him at all.

an hour? are you kidding me? in another thread they got a bunch of powerful allies and prepped for a week and still lost

They all sit their playing mind games and talking to each other for hours on end...

Lucy stomps

@dratini1331: lucifer can spin them in circles if they do that

lucifer still wins although they will troll him along the way the doctor is especially just that good.

Lucy.

right on the money

I guess John would bring in Spectre, and he'd distract Luce long enough for the Doctor to perhaps use the Eye of Harmony to absorb the time vortex, and then, with the occult backing of John Constantine... Still get wrecked and reduced to ashes, most likely. I'd give em a 3/10 chance tho, perhaps 4/10 if they play all their cards right.

That, or they'd all become friends.

Also: since morals are on and each incarnation has various moral views: What Doctor are we talking about here?

Lucifer

Lucifer would rather challenge them to "The Oldest Game" than display his power, that I'd like to see...

Current Lucifer doesn't have his Morningstar/Reality Warping powers, so he is at his weakest, so Doctor and Constantine defeat Lucifer handily, they don't need prep to do so.