Superman vs. Wolverine
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Sigh, I've said before that the man of steel is no match for the man of adamantium. Just kidding of course Wolverine is no match at all for Superman. And this has been done before.
anyone who truly believes wolverine can win this is a complete and utter moron who should be made to wear a helmet when out in public there are a million ways supes can when before logan knows what hit him
"if doomsday's bones can cut superman then adamantium claws definetly can...... WOLVERINE WINS!
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" @ultimatewarrior123 said:"
ARe you guys dum blad, WOlverine wins this in like 2 seconds:
Even Hulk is subject to his might:
Too fast for spidey sense
Lol JUST KIDDING, he gets owned:
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lol, yeah, I was just trying to think of what somebody could actually argue, but it is all bull, wolverine has no chance, no writer, can possibly come up with a plausible scenario in which wolverine would win.
"if doomsday's bones can cut superman then adamantium claws definetly can...... WOLVERINE WINS!
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" @DeathDefyingDevil said:"if doomsday's bones can cut superman then adamantium claws definetly can...... WOLVERINE WINS!
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lol
"if doomsday's bones can cut superman then adamantium claws definetly can...... WOLVERINE WINS!
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you guys are all tottaly stupid supperman doesnt have a chance!!!!!!!!!!! wovlerines claws can cut through anything ANYTHING even supermans body and wolverine is like one of the best fighters there ever was and superman is just some stupid dude from kansas hes got no skills no training NOTHING. superman would be all DERP DERP DERP and shoot his eyebeams but wolverine knows a thing or two about eyebeams cuz he works with cyclopps and everything so he would dodge the eyebeams and go SNIKT and superman woud be dead in like two seconds.
"you guys are all tottaly stupid supperman doesnt have a chance!!!!!!!!!!! wovlerines claws can cut through anything ANYTHING even supermans body and wolverine is like one of the best fighters there ever was and superman is just some stupid dude from kansas hes got no skills no training NOTHING. superman would be all DERP DERP DERP and shoot his eyebeams but wolverine knows a thing or two about eyebeams cuz he works with cyclopps and everything so he would dodge the eyebeams and go SNIKT and superman woud be dead in like two seconds. "
Sorry but you're wrong. WOlverine would have to apply enough force to his claws to pierce Superman in any fatal way; force he doesnt have. SUperman can move so fast that Wolvie would be in the Sun before he knows it. Superman could punch him to Mars in mere seconds before Wolvie realizes what happens(although the "seconds" part may be hyperbole). Blow him across the continent. Freeze him. Fly him into space and throw him into a black hole(not sure if he would get too close because I cant remember if he's able to escape a black holes gravity, but he wouldnt need to get too close anyways). He'd be able to dodge every one of Logan's attacks. Im sure Superman would dodge since he wouldnt want Wolvie hurting himself. He could just use his heat vision on an atomic or molecular scale and kill Wolvie via melting his brain or possibly even melting the Adamantium.
"@Power NeXus said:"you guys are all tottaly stupid supperman doesnt have a chance!!!!!!!!!!! wovlerines claws can cut through anything ANYTHING even supermans body and wolverine is like one of the best fighters there ever was and superman is just some stupid dude from kansas hes got no skills no training NOTHING. superman would be all DERP DERP DERP and shoot his eyebeams but wolverine knows a thing or two about eyebeams cuz he works with cyclopps and everything so he would dodge the eyebeams and go SNIKT and superman woud be dead in like two seconds. "Sorry but you're wrong. WOlverine would have to apply enough force to his claws to pierce Superman in any fatal way; force he doesnt have. SUperman can move so fast that Wolvie would be in the Sun before he knows it. Superman could punch him to Mars in mere seconds before Wolvie realizes what happens(although the "seconds" part may be hyperbole). Blow him across the continent. Freeze him. Fly him into space and throw him into a black hole(not sure if he would get too close because I cant remember if he's able to escape a black holes gravity, but he wouldnt need to get too close anyways). He'd be able to dodge every one of Logan's attacks. Im sure Superman would dodge since he wouldnt want Wolvie hurting himself. He could just use his heat vision on an atomic or molecular scale and kill Wolvie via melting his brain or possibly even melting the Adamantium. "
power nexus is probably joking.
"@OblivionKnight said:"@Power NeXus said:power nexus is probably joking. ""you guys are all tottaly stupid supperman doesnt have a chance!!!!!!!!!!! wovlerines claws can cut through anything ANYTHING even supermans body and wolverine is like one of the best fighters there ever was and superman is just some stupid dude from kansas hes got no skills no training NOTHING. superman would be all DERP DERP DERP and shoot his eyebeams but wolverine knows a thing or two about eyebeams cuz he works with cyclopps and everything so he would dodge the eyebeams and go SNIKT and superman woud be dead in like two seconds. "Sorry but you're wrong. WOlverine would have to apply enough force to his claws to pierce Superman in any fatal way; force he doesnt have. SUperman can move so fast that Wolvie would be in the Sun before he knows it. Superman could punch him to Mars in mere seconds before Wolvie realizes what happens(although the "seconds" part may be hyperbole). Blow him across the continent. Freeze him. Fly him into space and throw him into a black hole(not sure if he would get too close because I cant remember if he's able to escape a black holes gravity, but he wouldnt need to get too close anyways). He'd be able to dodge every one of Logan's attacks. Im sure Superman would dodge since he wouldnt want Wolvie hurting himself. He could just use his heat vision on an atomic or molecular scale and kill Wolvie via melting his brain or possibly even melting the Adamantium. "
Lets hope so.
in Superman/Fantastic Four # 1 - The Infinite Destruction Cross over superman took a "Adamantium Cutting" Lazer dead in the chest and yet was unphased and unharmed. safe to say Superman wins
I swear to god, the first person to bring up "the animal" will be tracked down, and I will kick that person in the balls repeatedly.
Superman FTW
"I swear to god, the first person to bring up "the animal" will be tracked down, and I will kick that person in the balls repeatedly. Superman FTW "
I hate doing this, but I'm thinking about making a spite thread against Logan (putting him up against Galactus, Destroyer, DC Ares, etc.). He's one of my favorite characters, but this is getting absurb at this point.
" @ultimatewarrior123 said:"When I first saw that, I was honestly thinking "Kladnicar Reborn", lol! Whew, had me going there. "
ARe you guys dum blad, WOlverine wins this in like 2 seconds:
Even Hulk is subject to his might:
Too fast for spidey sense
Lol JUST KIDDING, he gets owned:
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lol Klandicar was the fanboy I was trying to imitate and mock.
C'mon ! Everyone knows that Wolverine will beat up Superman easily. i mean, after all, a man who can fly at near light-speed, tosses the earth around like it was a beachball, punches holes through reality, and contains black holes in his hands is really no match for a mere mutant, right ?
" @Reactor said:Fantastic job. The first time I became active here, it was in a Batman vs Wolverine (without his claws) thread. And the first response I got was some fanboy (ie Klandicar) telling me I didn't have enough posts to know what I was talking about. This post sounds like a real stamp of his work. Scary accurate, bro." @ultimatewarrior123 said:lol Klandicar was the fanboy I was trying to imitate and mock. ""When I first saw that, I was honestly thinking "Kladnicar Reborn", lol! Whew, had me going there. "
ARe you guys dum blad, WOlverine wins this in like 2 seconds:
Even Hulk is subject to his might:
Too fast for spidey sense
Lol JUST KIDDING, he gets owned:
"
"@ultimatewarrior123 said:"@OblivionKnight said:Lets hope so. ""@Power NeXus said:power nexus is probably joking. ""you guys are all tottaly stupid supperman doesnt have a chance!!!!!!!!!!! wovlerines claws can cut through anything ANYTHING even supermans body and wolverine is like one of the best fighters there ever was and superman is just some stupid dude from kansas hes got no skills no training NOTHING. superman would be all DERP DERP DERP and shoot his eyebeams but wolverine knows a thing or two about eyebeams cuz he works with cyclopps and everything so he would dodge the eyebeams and go SNIKT and superman woud be dead in like two seconds. "Sorry but you're wrong. WOlverine would have to apply enough force to his claws to pierce Superman in any fatal way; force he doesnt have. SUperman can move so fast that Wolvie would be in the Sun before he knows it. Superman could punch him to Mars in mere seconds before Wolvie realizes what happens(although the "seconds" part may be hyperbole). Blow him across the continent. Freeze him. Fly him into space and throw him into a black hole(not sure if he would get too close because I cant remember if he's able to escape a black holes gravity, but he wouldnt need to get too close anyways). He'd be able to dodge every one of Logan's attacks. Im sure Superman would dodge since he wouldnt want Wolvie hurting himself. He could just use his heat vision on an atomic or molecular scale and kill Wolvie via melting his brain or possibly even melting the Adamantium. "
Yes, I was joking =]
"I don't know, Canadians are awfully rowdy.......... "
AND......it's a little known fact that adamantium is the third weakness of all kryptonians and the range is even more than kryptonite so when Wolverine gets within a mile of Supes, Supes starts feeling weak an the adamantium warrior that is Wolverine cuts the man of steel down to size.
The Canaidan Knunkle Head FTW
Not really I just felt like typing all that, }:^P
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