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#1 Posted by King Saturn (220393 posts) - - Show Bio

Who would win in a race ? Speedy Gonzales or Road Runner ?

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#2 Posted by Kalossus (60 posts) - - Show Bio

I think it all depends where they race. If it is in an open area, Road Runner. If the area is small, Speedy.

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#3 Posted by Alexander Anderson (4306 posts) - - Show Bio

Road Runner, the Cartoon God of Speed.

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#4 Posted by POHOCOM (842 posts) - - Show Bio

They actually did race in a cartoon decades ago on Saturday morning. I cant remember the details but I think the race was inconclusive with much interference by Wile E Coyote and Sylvester. Anyway Road Runner wins because he has the longer stride, and because he absolutely causes the whole highway to sway and even catch fire. Ive not seen Speedy do that!

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#5 Posted by Methos (40531 posts) - - Show Bio

in the DC Vs Warner brothers comic, Speedy Gonzalas outran The Flash, so i'm going to give him the win :D

M

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#6 Posted by Sephirim (4320 posts) - - Show Bio

Roadrunner..if its in a canyon highway area lolz

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#7 Posted by Copy (8364 posts) - - Show Bio

Methos says:

"in the DC Vs Warner brothers comic, Speedy Gonzalas outran The Flash, so i'm going to give him the win :D M"

You serious?

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#8 Posted by Copy (8364 posts) - - Show Bio

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMNNNNNNN!

Speedy just earned my respect lol.

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#9 Posted by Methos (40531 posts) - - Show Bio

Copy says:

"You serious?"

As serious as i am when talking about Green Lantern or Supergirl...

M

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#10 Posted by Copy (8364 posts) - - Show Bio

Well yea, he is fast but it looked more like he was right behind him, not running past him. Thanks for the scan.

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#11 Posted by Methos (40531 posts) - - Show Bio

knew i had it somewhere...

M

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#12 Posted by Resonate (14551 posts) - - Show Bio

Alexander Anderson says:

"Road Runner, the Cartoon God of Speed."

Oh yeah man RR ftw

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#13 Posted by Methos (40531 posts) - - Show Bio

Copy says:

"Well yea, he is fast but it looked more like he was right behind him, not running past him. Thanks for the scan."

either way he's fast lol

it had been ages since i read these :D

having a good laugh at the complete cheese now :D

M

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#14 Posted by Copy (8364 posts) - - Show Bio

Methos says:

"Copy says:
"Well yea, he is fast but it looked more like he was right behind him, not running past him. Thanks for the scan."
either way he's fast lol it had been ages since i read these :D having a good laugh at the complete cheese now :D M"

lol.

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#15 Posted by MotorSteel (1844 posts) - - Show Bio

I'm gonna give this to road runner because Speedy is a just a Mexican stereotype. Not all Mexicans say Andale and no one says Arriba anymore!

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#16 Posted by Copy (8364 posts) - - Show Bio

MotorSteel says:

"I'm gonna give this to road runner because Speedy is a just a Mexican stereotype. Not all Mexicans say Andale and no one says Arriba anymore!"

ARRIBA!

I just said it lol.

What does arriba means?

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#17 Posted by Angelic Reaper (7528 posts) - - Show Bio

Copy says:

"MotorSteel says:
"I'm gonna give this to road runner because Speedy is a just a Mexican stereotype. Not all Mexicans say Andale and no one says Arriba anymore!"

ARRIBA!

I just said it lol.

What does arriba means?"

it means like... to hurry up.

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#18 Posted by T.J. Magnum (25922 posts) - - Show Bio

the winner is the one who the cartoonist picked :P

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#19 Posted by Superkitty (1244 posts) - - Show Bio

Methos says:

"in the DC Vs Warner brothers comic, Speedy Gonzalas outran The Flash, so i'm going to give him the win :DM"

What was the title of that? I'd like to get it, but can't find it under the title DC vs Warner Brothers or Warner Brothers vs DC.

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#20 Posted by Methos (40531 posts) - - Show Bio

Superkitty says:

"Methos says:
"in the DC Vs Warner brothers comic, Speedy Gonzalas outran The Flash, so i'm going to give him the win :DM"

What was the title of that? I'd like to get it, but can't find it under the title DC vs Warner Brothers or Warner Brothers vs DC.

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i think it was under Superman Vs Buggs Bunny...

i'll dig it out again..

M

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#21 Posted by ulitmateninjagaidenx (2183 posts) - - Show Bio

road runner

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#22 Posted by Superkitty (1244 posts) - - Show Bio

Methos says:

"Superkitty says:
"Methos says:
"in the DC Vs Warner brothers comic, Speedy Gonzalas outran The Flash, so i'm going to give him the win :DM"

What was the title of that? I'd like to get it, but can't find it under the title DC vs Warner Brothers or Warner Brothers vs DC.

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i think it was under Superman Vs Buggs Bunny...

i'll dig it out again..

M"

Is it Superman & Bugs Bunny, the four issue mini-series by DC?

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#23 Posted by Methos (40531 posts) - - Show Bio

thats the puppy :D

M

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#24 Posted by aerokinesis (567 posts) - - Show Bio

roadrunner because he can fly

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#25 Posted by The Stegman (34908 posts) - - Show Bio

Well both operate under toon force, and it's a rule that when two toon force users go head to head, then real life physics must be the tie breaker, so on that note, the road runner has longer legs, meaning a larger range that it can cover. 
 
so in conclusion 
 
MEEP MEEP SUCKA!

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#26 Posted by jojjimbo (2616 posts) - - Show Bio

If there's some cheese at the finish line, i say speedy wins...otherwise, its a tie. =P

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#27 Posted by jeanroygrant (20442 posts) - - Show Bio

@Alexander Anderson said:

Road Runner, the Cartoon God of Speed.

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#28 Posted by Enemybird (4165 posts) - - Show Bio

They've already raced and it was a tie

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#29 Posted by Dex_Starr (4797 posts) - - Show Bio

Road Runner would smoke Speedy

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#30 Posted by Montaq (960 posts) - - Show Bio
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#31 Posted by Jeronimo (809 posts) - - Show Bio

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Check the 5:50 mark, just before Speedy and Roadrunner cross the finish line. Speedy would have won the race!

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#32 Posted by termiteone4ever (10494 posts) - - Show Bio

Road runner got this not saying Speedy is slow. Road runner got a speed feat if i can recall running so fast he pulled the color out of television is that reality warping speed lol

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#33 Posted by beatboks1 (8361 posts) - - Show Bio

in a straight out race id say road runner. in a battle speedy because he has a lot more reflex feats. speedy continually comes back and taunts his pursuer where RR just bolts thn comes up behind and startles. so i say RR over the distance, speedy around a tight coarse.

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#34 Posted by sinestro_GL (3651 posts) - - Show Bio

It will most likely end with a Superman vs. The Flash type of story..."oh, would you believe it? It's a tie!"

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#35 Posted by raptors5s (74 posts) - - Show Bio

arriba means up

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#36 Posted by Hyperlight (7671 posts) - - Show Bio

speedy due to size and stride

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#37 Posted by IndieComicsFTW (3401 posts) - - Show Bio

Road Runner. He is as fast as my Internet. Which is very Fast thanks to Google Chrome :).

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#38 Posted by XLR87T3 (4880 posts) - - Show Bio

Speedy has better reflexes, plus he can get away with insulting Porky!

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