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Posted by TheCheeseStabber (8211 posts) - - Show Bio

The Two Brothers decide once again to pit two of there strongest characters against each other in a death match. Realizing that they're almost equal in power they decide to take it, making Thor turn to normal human Donald Blake and Superman to normal man Clark Kent. They decide to supply the humans to see who can beat each other.

The Rules:

Both Superman and Thor remember all of there powers, fighting styles, moves etc.

Both of the people are completely powerless.


The brothers give them a break when slapping each other got them well...no where.

So they are given weapons

For Superman:

A Blow Torch (Heat vision replacement)

A pair of Brass Knuckles (Super strength)

A Cape (Only lifts the wearer up to ten feet and maximum flying at 20 Mph. Can be ripped off.)

Jalapeños and a raw onion to much on. (Replaces super breath with god awful knee bending breath, though they take 5 minutes to eat in all and last an hour)

Heelies (The wheels in the shoes replace super speed)

Spandex Undies on the front of his pants. ( They can hold all his equipment)

A Kinda Dull Machete (Sword of Superman)

A bullet proof vest.

His outfit is a Tee shirt and Jeans.

He needs his glasses to see.

For Thor

A Sledge Hammer (Mjiolner replacement, though very heavy.)

A Bike Helmet

Chain mail shirt (Takes a lot of damage though slows him down.)

A Hand Taser (Only half charge, gets about 50 minutes of battery charge left)

A Katana (Odin Sword)

A Jet Pack (Gets about 25 feet in the air and goes about 5mph.Runs out of fuel after 3 hours)

A backpack to carry it all.

Needs his glasses.

Wearing Lab coat and khakis.

Both Men are about peak for 50 year olds.

Battle takes place in the Abandon Streets of New York.

They Both Suddenly appear with no knowledge of each other.

Fully Bloodlusted

No Morals.

No Powers only what they carry.

Let it Begin :3

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#1 Posted by AllStarSuperman (35710 posts) - - Show Bio

You changed it so much there barely the same characters.... that said I say Clark he was taught to box, kryptonian martial arts and still has super durability. He's strong from growing up on a farm. And I say he kills Donald with the blow torch and knife.

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#2 Posted by TheCheeseStabber (8211 posts) - - Show Bio

I tried it powerless but even. They're still the same character but....more human I suppose@AllStarSuperman:

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#4 Posted by Imagine_Man15 (1809 posts) - - Show Bio

I'll go with Clark, he still has some pretty good combat training.

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#6 Posted by comicace3 (10887 posts) - - Show Bio

This is a hilarious thread.

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#7 Posted by turoksonofstone (14502 posts) - - Show Bio

@comicace3 said:

This is a hilarious thread.

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#8 Posted by Katrin_Romanoff_004 (962 posts) - - Show Bio

Donald, who remembers he has a patient, runs back to his lab