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#1 Posted by Quartermaim (632 posts) - - Show Bio
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Rules

No other powers except durability and slapping (Scans for strength and durability encouraged)

Deadman slaps, B!tch Slaps, Basic Slaps, and Backhand Slaps are allowed.

Trash-talking allowed and encouraged,

Access has connected Thanos to JLA via commlink and Darkseid to Avengers via commlink as well to give additional info for greater Trash talking.

Location: Care-alot (just to make them all the more irritable)

Who wins?

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#2 Edited by steelhound56 (1076 posts) - - Show Bio

Darkseid wins, if only for the sound his slap makes.

That, and he bitch slaps Superman around like it's his day job (Pre New 52).

It's gunna be a fap fest for poor Thanos....

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#3 Posted by KnightRise (4811 posts) - - Show Bio

@steelhound56 said:

It's gunna be a fap fest for poor Thanos....

Oh God, I just pictured that the way it sounds....

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#4 Posted by SoA (6234 posts) - - Show Bio

seeing thanos double pimp slap hulk and drax is a image that got my vote , thanos

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#5 Posted by BossMan404 (187 posts) - - Show Bio

Thanos would slap the shit out of Darkseid, see that picture? Two bitches in line with one pimp slap, guys a boss.

Deal with it.

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#6 Posted by XImpossibruX (5740 posts) - - Show Bio

Any questions?

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#7 Posted by Sideslash (5994 posts) - - Show Bio

@XImpossibruX said:

Any questions?

I've a couple.

  1. Did Thanos just demonstrate his power by, of all things, slapping a cat?
  2. Did Thanos just perform the legendary Silent Slap, deadliest move in existence?
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#8 Edited by CalebHara (2421 posts) - - Show Bio

Darkseid wins for the sound, it is going to be a bigger fap session than Thanos after Death broke his heart.

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#9 Posted by The_Soverighn (2116 posts) - - Show Bio

darkseid

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#10 Posted by XImpossibruX (5740 posts) - - Show Bio

@Sideslash: Yes, and yes.

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#11 Posted by Sideslash (5994 posts) - - Show Bio

@XImpossibruX said:

@Sideslash: Yes, and yes.

Oh. Dear. God....

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#12 Posted by RedLanternSuperman (373 posts) - - Show Bio

Thanos keeps the bitches in line.

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#13 Edited by The Stegman (35559 posts) - - Show Bio

I know who'll win a RAP battle.
 
"Enough with this loser, What's he got on me?
I rule an entire planet with an iron fist,  
while he's busy being Death's lil B*tch 
He think's he's cool, with his gay f*ckin' gems? 
He can't top me, I beat down and in slave Kryptonians 
I'm the OG, Original god, I rule armies 
while he looks like an outta shape Barney 
He can't do what I do, he can't conquer my Omega Beams 
The only thing he should be shooting, is a bottle of Listerine 
You think you're hot sh*t? Titan you must be mad 
Everything you've ever tried to obtain, I've already had 
You're nothing, a hack, just a lame ass clone 
I don't know what's more pathetic, your wardrobe 
or your ridiculous throne. 
 
So begone peasant, leave, out of my sight 
while you fap to your picture of Death 
I'll be fapping a Super girl tonight! 
  

2710573-pimp_darkseid_and_supergirl.jpg
*drops mike*
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#14 Posted by jojjimbo (2628 posts) - - Show Bio

Thanos with the double slap

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#15 Posted by steelhound56 (1076 posts) - - Show Bio

In all seriousness, Darkseid ought to win this

Far superior strength, and durability take this for him.

Plus, you cannot beat the fap. No matter what you try to do, fapping always wins in the end....

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#16 Posted by Floopay (10573 posts) - - Show Bio

@XImpossibruX said:

Any questions?

Where did you get that picture from? That looks like a Great Lakes Avengers picture if I've ever seen one.

Thanks for reading,

Floopay

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#17 Posted by XImpossibruX (5740 posts) - - Show Bio

@The Stegman said:

I know who'll win a RAP battle.

"Enough with this loser, What's he got on me?
I rule an entire planet with an iron fist,
while he's busy being Death's lil B*tch
He think's he's cool, with his gay f*ckin' gems?
He can't top me, I beat down and in slave Kryptonians
I'm the OG, Original god, I rule armies
while he looks like an outta shape Barney
He can't do what I do, he can't conquer my Omega Beams
The only thing he should be shooting, is a bottle of Listerine
You think you're hot sh*t? Titan you must be mad
Everything you've ever tried to obtain, I've already had
You're nothing, a hack, just a lame ass clone
I don't know what's more pathetic, your wardrobe
or your ridiculous throne.

So begone peasant, leave, out of my sight
while you fap to your picture of Death
I'll be fapping a Super girl tonight!

2710573-pimp_darkseid_and_supergirl.jpg
*drops mike*

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#18 Posted by XImpossibruX (5740 posts) - - Show Bio

@Floopay: Avengers Assemble series, though I don't know what issue.

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#19 Posted by SpeedForceSpider (939 posts) - - Show Bio

Since both are keeping their mac hands strong. I'll say a stalemate.

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#20 Posted by Sethlol (1308 posts) - - Show Bio

They both become pimps and go to the club.

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#21 Posted by laflux (23483 posts) - - Show Bio

*Bumps awesome thread*

Online
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#22 Edited by Jodokon (128 posts) - - Show Bio

Sound wise: Darkseid by lightyears (Who can't beat fap?)

Power of a slap: Thanos or both equal.

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#23 Posted by OmegaDynasty (10498 posts) - - Show Bio
@Sethlol said:

They both become pimps and go to the club.

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#24 Posted by Sethlol (1308 posts) - - Show Bio

@OmegaDynasty said:

@Sethlol said:

They both become pimps and go to the club.

Saved xD.

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#25 Posted by RedLanternSuperman (373 posts) - - Show Bio

@OmegaDynasty said:

@Sethlol said:

They both become pimps and go to the club.

AWWW YEAAAAAAAAAA

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#26 Posted by ndm5 (500 posts) - - Show Bio

"Jigglypuff use Double-Slap!!!"

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#27 Posted by Oni_Bane (2189 posts) - - Show Bio

@The Stegman said:

I know who'll win a RAP battle.

"Enough with this loser, What's he got on me?
I rule an entire planet with an iron fist,
while he's busy being Death's lil B*tch
He think's he's cool, with his gay f*ckin' gems?
He can't top me, I beat down and in slave Kryptonians
I'm the OG, Original god, I rule armies
while he looks like an outta shape Barney
He can't do what I do, he can't conquer my Omega Beams
The only thing he should be shooting, is a bottle of Listerine
You think you're hot sh*t? Titan you must be mad
Everything you've ever tried to obtain, I've already had
You're nothing, a hack, just a lame ass clone
I don't know what's more pathetic, your wardrobe
or your ridiculous throne.

So begone peasant, leave, out of my sight
while you fap to your picture of Death
I'll be fapping a Super girl tonight!

2710573-pimp_darkseid_and_supergirl.jpg
*drops mike*

HAHAHAHA good stuff bro.

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#28 Posted by Vouile (700 posts) - - Show Bio

Darkseid if I'm forced to decide.

But since I don't know for sure, I'd say:

@SpeedForceSpider said:

Since both are keeping their mac hands strong. I'll say a stalemate.

This.

Vouile

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#29 Posted by Quartermaim (632 posts) - - Show Bio

@OmegaDynasty said:

@Sethlol said:

They both become pimps and go to the club.

Thank you for my new background

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#30 Posted by xxxddd (3861 posts) - - Show Bio

@The Stegman said:

I know who'll win a RAP battle.

"Enough with this loser, What's he got on me?
I rule an entire planet with an iron fist,
while he's busy being Death's lil B*tch
He think's he's cool, with his gay f*ckin' gems?
He can't top me, I beat down and in slave Kryptonians
I'm the OG, Original god, I rule armies
while he looks like an outta shape Barney
He can't do what I do, he can't conquer my Omega Beams
The only thing he should be shooting, is a bottle of Listerine
You think you're hot sh*t? Titan you must be mad
Everything you've ever tried to obtain, I've already had
You're nothing, a hack, just a lame ass clone
I don't know what's more pathetic, your wardrobe
or your ridiculous throne.

So begone peasant, leave, out of my sight
while you fap to your picture of Death
I'll be fapping a Super girl tonight!

2710573-pimp_darkseid_and_supergirl.jpg
*drops mike*

^

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#31 Posted by Joygirl (21031 posts) - - Show Bio

Check out Darkseid's wrist -- he keeps that s*** tight, you can tell he knows how to keep his hos in line.

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#32 Posted by YourNeighborhoodComicGeek (21617 posts) - - Show Bio

I made this from Darkseid vs Thanos Epic Rap Battle :

Thanos :

Stupid Darkseid! You little lowlife runt!

Do you realize who you're trying to front?

I defeat my entire Marvel universe, you can't even beat Superman!

Just watch out when I slip on the Infinity Gauntlet on my hand!

Lil' punk, with his stupid useless Omega Effect!

I could beat that with simply my great intellect!

I'm strong enough to take on the all-father Odin!

You're weak to a stupid substance Radion!

Doomsday beat you, I can beat Doomsday.

You stupid New-God, I could beat you in anyway!

=====

Darkseid :

Ah, is my stupid rip-off trying to roast on Darkseid?

You're a runt. You're nothing compared to me.

You in love with Death, because I'm about to kill you!

Exactly, I'm a New-God what are you gonna do?

I'll shred past you with my Omega Beams!

Then now how is your life going to be redeemed?

Stupid weakling, with your Infinity Gauntlet device?

Fight without it, like a real man, unless you're to weak to suffice?

Now that I've blown you to pieces, I'll let you cope and collect.

Just remember, I have far greater rap intellect!

=================================================

You decide who won.

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#33 Posted by MAZAHS117 (7539 posts) - - Show Bio

I'm sorry, but Thanos' pimphand is WAY too strong for Darkseid

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#34 Posted by xxxddd (3861 posts) - - Show Bio

@The Stegman said:

I know who'll win a RAP battle.

"Enough with this loser, What's he got on me?
I rule an entire planet with an iron fist,
while he's busy being Death's lil B*tch
He think's he's cool, with his gay f*ckin' gems?
He can't top me, I beat down and in slave Kryptonians
I'm the OG, Original god, I rule armies
while he looks like an outta shape Barney
He can't do what I do, he can't conquer my Omega Beams
The only thing he should be shooting, is a bottle of Listerine
You think you're hot sh*t? Titan you must be mad
Everything you've ever tried to obtain, I've already had
You're nothing, a hack, just a lame ass clone
I don't know what's more pathetic, your wardrobe
or your ridiculous throne.

So begone peasant, leave, out of my sight
while you fap to your picture of Death
I'll be fapping a Super girl tonight!

2710573-pimp_darkseid_and_supergirl.jpg
*drops mike*

1. I wish I Darkseid

2. I just favorited this thread only because of your statement. LOL.

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#35 Posted by Trolls4life101 (16 posts) - - Show Bio

Kys

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#36 Posted by MysticMedivh (28768 posts) - - Show Bio

Thanos's pimp hand is unparalleled.

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#37 Posted by APEX_pretador (7354 posts) - - Show Bio

thanos