Optimus Prime vs Edward Cullen

Edward kills Jake for poking his nose in his business one to many times. Bella heads up into the forest to where they used to hang out to mourn her loss and soon becomes lost and scared.
 
Optimus Prime comes across Bella stranded in a forest, sensing her sadness and vulnerability he offers her a ride back to town with intentions of trying to take advantage of her weakened emotional state. When they arrive in town Edward starts to sense that this "truck" is attracted to Bella and has some plans for her, this makes Edward furious. Edward then slashes one of Optimus's tires and keys the passenger side door in a fit of rage, Optimus is not having it, he then trandsforms and battle begins.
 
Both are bloodlusted, fight to the death, neither have previous knowledge of each other. 
 
Optimus has his gear from ROTF, 
 
Edward has his standard hair style, a broad sword, snake skin shoes and a wolf pelt jacket he made from Jacob's hide.

In the second movie they say only a Prime can kill another Prime. So Cullen can't do squat. OP nukes him. Also these Twilight threads need to die already.

In the second movie they say only a Prime can kill another Prime. So Cullen can't do squat. OP nukes him. Also these Twilight threads need to die already.

@CitizenBane said:

In the second movie they say only a Prime can kill another Prime. So Cullen can't do squat. OP nukes him. Also these Twilight threads need to die already.

What are you talking about? He got killed by Megatron

@CapitolPunishment said:

@CitizenBane said:

In the second movie they say only a Prime can kill another Prime. So Cullen can't do squat. OP nukes him. Also these Twilight threads need to die already.

What are you talking about? He got killed by Megatron

Which should have been PIS, according to their own rules. When they're in the desert, Jetfire clearly states that they need to revive Optimus to defeat the Fallen because only a Prime can kill a Prime. A possible explanation is that since Megatron is OP's brother, he has some Prime blood.

Edward Auto loses

Edward: You want a piece of me?!
Prime: No! I want two!
 
Prime rips Edward in half

let's roll

@CapitolPunishment said:

@CitizenBane said:

In the second movie they say only a Prime can kill another Prime. So Cullen can't do squat. OP nukes him. Also these Twilight threads need to die already.

What are you talking about? He got killed by Megatron

Which should have been PIS, according to their own rules. When they're in the desert, Jetfire clearly states that they need to revive Optimus to defeat the Fallen because only a Prime can kill a Prime. A possible explanation is that since Megatron is OP's brother, he has some Prime blood.

Transform, and roll over.

Transform, and roll over.

Optimus Prime easily, even if Edward somehow acquired high-temperature ammunition rifle from NEST. Edward might be able to dent a car, but I doubt he could even scratched a highly advances armor of the Autobots. OP ran over him without transforming is more than enough to pwn the teenage girl idol.

That's BS. Prime would never sit by and let that guy slash his tires and key his sides. Plus, why would he be wanting to take advantage of that girl. 1. I don't see what the big fuss is over her. 2. Prime ain't that kinda guy. 
 
Prime, spite. This is just spite.

That's BS. Prime would never sit by and let that guy slash his tires and key his sides. Plus, why would he be wanting to take advantage of that girl. 1. I don't see what the big fuss is over her. 2. Prime ain't that kinda guy.   

Prime. CURBSTOMP.

Optimus Prime easily, even if Edward somehow acquired high-temperature ammunition rifle from NEST. Edward might be able to dent a car, but I doubt he could even scratched a highly advances armor of the Autobots. OP ran over him without transforming is more than enough to pwn the teenage girl idol.

Well, I found this on the ground after the battle..so... 
 
 
 

Well, I found this on the ground after the battle..so... 
 
 
 

@OmegaDynasty: 
 

This.

Prime. CURBSTOMP.

@sifsclub said:@CapitolPunishment: I can tell you this: He's not the kind of guy who goes and sees a sad girl and says "Hey, a crying girl. I think I'll want to be taking advantage of her. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Well, I found this on the ground after the battle..so... 
 
 
 

This is spite, but it's spite I can get behind. Prime murders captain sparkles 

@sifsclub: 
 

@sifsclub said:@CapitolPunishment: I can tell you this: He's not the kind of guy who goes and sees a sad girl and says "Hey, a crying girl. I think I'll want to be taking advantage of her. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

 ROFL.
Well as far as the battle goes how do you think it would go down? Edward is far to fast to simply get rolled over. I Understand you believe Optimus to win but which method would he use to put down Cullen?
 
@OmegaDynasty said:

Well, I found this on the ground after the battle..so... 
 
 
 

Are those metal scraps or the remains of wannabe Asian gargoyle/vampire/fairy?

This isn't really a fight considering the biggest problem will be scraping all that glittery gore off the bottom of his foot 

This isn't really a fight considering the biggest problem will be scraping all that glittery gore off the bottom of his foot 

Tinkerbell's emo cousin gets destroyed by the advanced alien robot. Anyone else think it looks like the Drunk Guy face in Rage comics?

@CapitolPunishment: Well you did give him equipment from the second movie. Is this before or after jetfire?

Big cannons and crap for the win.

@erik: If it wasn't meant to be, that makes it even more so.

I aim to please.

Any version of Prime would stomp.

Do you really hate Edward so much you felt the need to bump a 4 year old spite thread?

To answer your question, yes.

@god_spawn@deranged_midget_@saren

Prime by a long shot..

I like how actually some people take this seriously..

ibn4 lock.

Optimus kicks the shit out of him.

Mismatch.