Old Bruce Wayne vs. Old Snake

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#1  Edited By Sighburr_Punk

Okay, so I know there's a flood of Batman vs Solid Snake battles here, but I got thinking when I saw mention of Old Snake. Now that Batman Beyond is officially cannon, I'm wondering, who do you think would win? It should be noted that both are extremely good at hand-to-hand combat, and both are suffering from old age and various age-related afflictions. A quick rundown on rules:

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They are fighting in Gotham City, near crime alley. They'll start off about 10 meters apart, and (thankfully) there aren't any civilians to worry about getting in the way.

Equipment-wise, Bruce has his cane, and Snake has his cigar. Any other potential weapons must be found around the street (ex. A trash bin, etc.). Also, Snake does not have access to the Solid Eye. To all intents and purposes, neither of them have access to the vast expense of technology they usually do.

Let me know what you think, eh?

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Batman wins before the fight starts

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Bruce whispers in Snake's ear "I'm Batman" then Snake proceeds to sh!t himself.

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I don't remember old Bruce doing anything too impressive. Probably snake.

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Batman as an old man beat up fodder. Snake as an old man beat liquid in a boxing match. Snake probs

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Snake.

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I'll take Snake

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Solid.Snake

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Solid Snake vs Batman is an even match, but Old Snake would kick old Bruce's teeth down his throat.

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They both put their backs outta place, go get some coffee at the local Hy-Vee™, then head to Wal-Mart™ to buy some Depends™.

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They both put their backs outta place, go get some coffee at the local Hy-Vee™, then head to Wal-Mart™ to buy some Depends™.

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Old Snake FTW

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Kingdom Come Bruce was old, therefore we're using him and his OP armour. Bruce stomps.

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Kingdom Come Bruce was old, therefore we're using him and his OP armour. Bruce stomps.

This n%gga.

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#16  Edited By Wolverine008

@wolverine08: I don't make stuff up, bro.

I know, I know. I just see you being resourceful. Gotta appreciate that.

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I don't remember old Bruce doing anything too impressive. Probably snake.

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@monsterstomp said:

Kingdom Come Bruce was old, therefore we're using him and his OP armour. Bruce stomps.

This n%gga.

LMao

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Snake easily.

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Old Bruce was jumped by teenagers and had to be saved by Max...

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#21  Edited By TehStranger

Snake

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Snake

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Old Bruce was jumped by teenagers and had to be saved by Max...

You mean Terry?

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@jashro44 said:

@travistouchdown said:

Old Bruce was jumped by teenagers and had to be saved by Max...

You mean Terry?

lol

No, he means Max (Terry's friend). It was the 'Where's Terry' episode.

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#26  Edited By jashro44

@veshark: I think I remember Max now...Thanks for the correction.