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#1 Posted by luhjgh (133 posts) - - Show Bio

Me, weighing 108 lbs, standing 5'8" and is experienced in Muay-Thai & Sambo. I do Parkour, and am pretty fast.

COME AT ME I SAY.

Shall you beat me h2h in the middle of the street?

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#2 Posted by Aronmorales (9735 posts) - - Show Bio

I stand at 5'11, weigh somewhere in the 200's, and have little practice in self-defense tactics used by law enforcement personnel and can lock up opponents pretty well.

Could I? Perhaps, perhaps.

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#3 Posted by Alyssabird (1419 posts) - - Show Bio

@Aronmorales said:

I stand at 5'11, weigh somewhere in the 200's, and have little practice in self-defense tactics used by law enforcement personnel and can lock up opponents pretty well.

Could I? Perhaps, perhaps.

One shot and lugjh is dead. Literally dead lol

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#4 Posted by Decoy Elite (30159 posts) - - Show Bio

I am a robot with laser vision.

I win.

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#5 Posted by EVIL_SUPERMAN666 (140 posts) - - Show Bio

I'm 6'8" 350 Pounds, I can lift Semi trucks, I have heat vision and I can melt you with ease.

I Stomp 10/10

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#6 Posted by logy5000 (6842 posts) - - Show Bio

I'm 6'2, weigh 175 pounds, and I'm near black belt in Tae-Kwon-Do.

Despite being a high-school student, I've never been in a real fight.

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#7 Posted by Aronmorales (9735 posts) - - Show Bio

@Alyssabird said:

@Aronmorales said:

I stand at 5'11, weigh somewhere in the 200's, and have little practice in self-defense tactics used by law enforcement personnel and can lock up opponents pretty well.

Could I? Perhaps, perhaps.

One shot and lugjh is dead. Literally dead lol

Well thanks for the vote of confidence.

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#8 Posted by Alyssabird (1419 posts) - - Show Bio

@logy5000 said:

I'm 6'2, weigh 175 pounds, and I'm near black belt in Tae-Kwon-Do.

Despite being a high-school student, I've never been in a real fight.

LOL

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#9 Edited by Alyssabird (1419 posts) - - Show Bio

I'm 5'5, 130 pounds and lethal :3 although I think i could take you out!!

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#10 Posted by Pyrogram (44978 posts) - - Show Bio

@Alyssabird: shorty

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#11 Posted by son_of_tomorrow (509 posts) - - Show Bio

6'0 155 pounds I would lose most likely,but I would find a way to frame you and watch you go to jail.So my Intelligence beats you lol

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#12 Posted by logy5000 (6842 posts) - - Show Bio

@Pyrogram: XD

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#13 Posted by Pyrogram (44978 posts) - - Show Bio

@logy5000: that reply made me chuckle for some reason >.< lolol

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#14 Posted by Alyssabird (1419 posts) - - Show Bio

@logy5000 said:

@Pyrogram: XD

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#15 Posted by Pyrogram (44978 posts) - - Show Bio

@Alyssabird:

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#16 Posted by logy5000 (6842 posts) - - Show Bio

@Alyssabird: Ha, a Pichu always brightens the day.

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#17 Posted by Alyssabird (1419 posts) - - Show Bio
FAIL
FAIL
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#18 Posted by lorbo (1989 posts) - - Show Bio

You don't weigh much my friend...that means every blow you take will be harder to recover from. I weigh 150 easy. All I have to do is body slam you. Not that I would, I wouldn't fight unless absolutely necessary.

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#19 Posted by Pyrogram (44978 posts) - - Show Bio

@Alyssabird: ahhaahah

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#20 Posted by logy5000 (6842 posts) - - Show Bio

@luhjgh: Just wondering, why would you make this thread anyway?

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#21 Posted by Alyssabird (1419 posts) - - Show Bio

@Pyrogram said:

@Alyssabird: ahhaahah

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#22 Posted by Joygirl (21019 posts) - - Show Bio

I once strangled a grown man into near-unconsciousness in front of a room full of customers. I chop wood regularly and have minor training in a few martial arts. My hammer-hits can dent punching bags. My abs are too powerful for normal weight machines.

Think I win.

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#23 Posted by AgentEx (115 posts) - - Show Bio

@Alyssabird: o.0

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#24 Posted by logy5000 (6842 posts) - - Show Bio

@Joygirl: What kind of punching bag was it?

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#25 Posted by Alyssabird (1419 posts) - - Show Bio
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#26 Posted by Joygirl (21019 posts) - - Show Bio

@logy5000: Thick leather one with crap stuffed in it. It was laying down (so we could do hammers) but I did more damage to it than anyone else in the class.

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#27 Posted by logy5000 (6842 posts) - - Show Bio

@Joygirl: What martial arts class was it?

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#28 Posted by luhjgh (133 posts) - - Show Bio

I got tired of nobody replying to the threads I make so I made one involving the poster because it seems the ones that say _____ VS You tend to get a lot of posts from people XD

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#29 Posted by Joygirl (21019 posts) - - Show Bio

@logy5000: Mixed stuff. Shaolin Long Fist and some other assorted self-defense/bastard-attack.

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#30 Posted by Pyrogram (44978 posts) - - Show Bio

@Joygirl said:

I once strangled a grown man into near-unconsciousness in front of a room full of customers. I chop wood regularly and have minor training in a few martial arts. My hammer-hits can dent punching bags. My abs are too powerful for normal weight machines.

Think I win.

Remind me to never anger you. oh wait, you have already killed me twice ¬_¬

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#31 Posted by logy5000 (6842 posts) - - Show Bio

@Joygirl: Seems legit.

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#32 Posted by Alyssabird (1419 posts) - - Show Bio

@Pyrogram said:

@Joygirl said:

I once strangled a grown man into near-unconsciousness in front of a room full of customers. I chop wood regularly and have minor training in a few martial arts. My hammer-hits can dent punching bags. My abs are too powerful for normal weight machines.

Think I win.

Remind me to never anger you. oh wait, you have already killed me twice ¬_¬

Umm....

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#33 Posted by Joygirl (21019 posts) - - Show Bio

@logy5000: @Pyrogram: Strong genetics. Grew up tough. *girlyflex*

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#34 Edited by Pyrogram (44978 posts) - - Show Bio

@Joygirl: *backs away*

@Alyssabird: 0_o

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#35 Posted by ClarkJosephKent1938DC (722 posts) - - Show Bio

I had one lesson with Royce Gracie so I win lol!!! Seriously though I would most likley get hammered badly.
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#36 Posted by logy5000 (6842 posts) - - Show Bio

@Joygirl: Haha. Wouldn't want to mess with you.

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#37 Posted by Alyssabird (1419 posts) - - Show Bio

@Pyrogram said:

@Joygirl: *backs away*

@Alyssabird: 0_o

=/

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#38 Posted by jackofspades (1874 posts) - - Show Bio
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I'am 6'1 ,300 pounds and grew up in the ghetto all my life what do you think

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#39 Posted by Pyrogram (44978 posts) - - Show Bio

@ClarkJosephKent1938DC said:

I had one lesson with Royce Gracie so I win lol!!! Seriously though I would most likley get hammered badly.

My uncle had that once and got battered lmfao

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#40 Posted by Alyssabird (1419 posts) - - Show Bio

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I'am 6'1 ,300 pounds and grew up in the ghetto all my life what do you think

Martin Luther King Jr must be proud of you

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#41 Posted by KnightRise (4811 posts) - - Show Bio

Come at me IRL bro

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#42 Posted by Joygirl (21019 posts) - - Show Bio

@KnightRise said:

Come at me IRL bro

*takes step towards* o.o

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#43 Posted by theDCkid (965 posts) - - Show Bio

weight:220 lbs height:6'3

weapons: nunchuks, razor sharp batarangs (not kidding)

experience in jiu-jitsu,survival training, and I can hold my breath for a really long time.

I win.

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#44 Posted by jackofspades (1874 posts) - - Show Bio

@Alyssabird said:

@jackofspades said:

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I'am 6'1 ,300 pounds and grew up in the ghetto all my life what do you think

Martin Luther King Jr must be proud of you

yes he is because that's not me if you read my post i say 6'1 300 that guy is way smaller than me,i put that up there to show how we fight in the hood.so back to your question YES HE IS

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#45 Posted by KnightRise (4811 posts) - - Show Bio

@Joygirl said:

@KnightRise said:

Come at me IRL bro

*takes step towards* o.o

*tears away tear-away-pants*

Worn for this and one other reason

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#46 Posted by Joygirl (21019 posts) - - Show Bio

@KnightRise said:

@Joygirl said:

@KnightRise said:

Come at me IRL bro

*takes step towards* o.o

*tears away tear-away-pants*

Worn for this and one other reason

*inhales deeply*

*narrows eyes*

*brushes ball of foot against the ground in a scraping motion*

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#47 Posted by Alyssabird (1419 posts) - - Show Bio

@jackofspades said:

@Alyssabird said:

@jackofspades said:

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I'am 6'1 ,300 pounds and grew up in the ghetto all my life what do you think

Martin Luther King Jr must be proud of you

yes he is because that's not me if you read my post i say 6'1 300 that guy is way smaller than me,i put that up there to show how we fight in the hood.so back to your question YES HE IS

I'm sure that's how everybody fights everywhere. Also, size doesn't mean much, especially if you get a lucky shot in like the above video. One well placed hit is all it takes. Oh ya, I was in the Military, a single platoon should be able to wipe out your hood :3

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#48 Posted by terry2012 (9013 posts) - - Show Bio

@logy5000: This.

Because everybody is going to pick themselves anyway.

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#49 Posted by jackofspades (1874 posts) - - Show Bio

@Alyssabird said:

@jackofspades said:

@Alyssabird said:

@jackofspades said:

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I'am 6'1 ,300 pounds and grew up in the ghetto all my life what do you think

Martin Luther King Jr must be proud of you

yes he is because that's not me if you read my post i say 6'1 300 that guy is way smaller than me,i put that up there to show how we fight in the hood.so back to your question YES HE IS

I'm sure that's how everybody fights everywhere. Also, size doesn't mean much, especially if you get a lucky shot in like the above video. One well placed hit is all it takes. Oh ya, I was in the Military, a single platoon should be able to wipe out your hood :3

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yeah a platoon could do that or you can find out like they did in Vietnam when you come on our turf you will LOSE just ask the cops and even if you do beat us there is a hood in every city

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#50 Posted by DCsuperman0007 (573 posts) - - Show Bio

@luhjgh: i would one shot you