Me VS You

Me, weighing 108 lbs, standing 5'8" and is experienced in Muay-Thai & Sambo. I do Parkour, and am pretty fast.

COME AT ME I SAY.

Shall you beat me h2h in the middle of the street?

I stand at 5'11, weigh somewhere in the 200's, and have little practice in self-defense tactics used by law enforcement personnel and can lock up opponents pretty well.

Could I? Perhaps, perhaps.

@Aronmorales said:

I stand at 5'11, weigh somewhere in the 200's, and have little practice in self-defense tactics used by law enforcement personnel and can lock up opponents pretty well.

Could I? Perhaps, perhaps.

One shot and lugjh is dead. Literally dead lol

I am a robot with laser vision.

I win.

I'm 6'8" 350 Pounds, I can lift Semi trucks, I have heat vision and I can melt you with ease.

I Stomp 10/10

I'm 6'2, weigh 175 pounds, and I'm near black belt in Tae-Kwon-Do.

Despite being a high-school student, I've never been in a real fight.

@Alyssabird said:

@Aronmorales said:

I stand at 5'11, weigh somewhere in the 200's, and have little practice in self-defense tactics used by law enforcement personnel and can lock up opponents pretty well.

Could I? Perhaps, perhaps.

One shot and lugjh is dead. Literally dead lol

Well thanks for the vote of confidence.

@logy5000 said:

I'm 6'2, weigh 175 pounds, and I'm near black belt in Tae-Kwon-Do.

Despite being a high-school student, I've never been in a real fight.

LOL

I'm 5'5, 130 pounds and lethal :3 although I think i could take you out!!

@Alyssabird: shorty

6'0 155 pounds I would lose most likely,but I would find a way to frame you and watch you go to jail.So my Intelligence beats you lol

@Pyrogram: XD

@logy5000: that reply made me chuckle for some reason >.< lolol

@logy5000 said:

@Pyrogram: XD

@Alyssabird:

@Alyssabird: Ha, a Pichu always brightens the day.

You don't weigh much my friend...that means every blow you take will be harder to recover from. I weigh 150 easy. All I have to do is body slam you. Not that I would, I wouldn't fight unless absolutely necessary.

@Alyssabird: ahhaahah

@luhjgh: Just wondering, why would you make this thread anyway?

@Pyrogram said:

@Alyssabird: ahhaahah

I once strangled a grown man into near-unconsciousness in front of a room full of customers. I chop wood regularly and have minor training in a few martial arts. My hammer-hits can dent punching bags. My abs are too powerful for normal weight machines.

Think I win.

@Alyssabird: o.0

@Joygirl: What kind of punching bag was it?

@logy5000: Thick leather one with crap stuffed in it. It was laying down (so we could do hammers) but I did more damage to it than anyone else in the class.

@Joygirl: What martial arts class was it?

I got tired of nobody replying to the threads I make so I made one involving the poster because it seems the ones that say _____ VS You tend to get a lot of posts from people XD

@logy5000: Mixed stuff. Shaolin Long Fist and some other assorted self-defense/bastard-attack.

@Joygirl said:

I once strangled a grown man into near-unconsciousness in front of a room full of customers. I chop wood regularly and have minor training in a few martial arts. My hammer-hits can dent punching bags. My abs are too powerful for normal weight machines.

Think I win.

Remind me to never anger you. oh wait, you have already killed me twice ¬_¬

@Joygirl: Seems legit.

@Pyrogram said:

@Joygirl said:

I once strangled a grown man into near-unconsciousness in front of a room full of customers. I chop wood regularly and have minor training in a few martial arts. My hammer-hits can dent punching bags. My abs are too powerful for normal weight machines.

Think I win.

Remind me to never anger you. oh wait, you have already killed me twice ¬_¬

Umm....

@logy5000: @Pyrogram: Strong genetics. Grew up tough. *girlyflex*

@Joygirl: *backs away*

@Alyssabird: 0_o

@Joygirl: Haha. Wouldn't want to mess with you.

@Pyrogram said:

@Joygirl: *backs away*

@Alyssabird: 0_o

=/

I'am 6'1 ,300 pounds and grew up in the ghetto all my life what do you think

@ClarkJosephKent1938DC said:

I had one lesson with Royce Gracie so I win lol!!! Seriously though I would most likley get hammered badly.

My uncle had that once and got battered lmfao

@jackofspades said:

I'am 6'1 ,300 pounds and grew up in the ghetto all my life what do you think

Martin Luther King Jr must be proud of you

Come at me IRL bro

@KnightRise said:

Come at me IRL bro

*takes step towards* o.o

weight:220 lbs height:6'3

weapons: nunchuks, razor sharp batarangs (not kidding)

experience in jiu-jitsu,survival training, and I can hold my breath for a really long time.

I win.

@Alyssabird said:

@jackofspades said:

I'am 6'1 ,300 pounds and grew up in the ghetto all my life what do you think

Martin Luther King Jr must be proud of you

yes he is because that's not me if you read my post i say 6'1 300 that guy is way smaller than me,i put that up there to show how we fight in the hood.so back to your question YES HE IS

@Joygirl said:

@KnightRise said:

Come at me IRL bro

*takes step towards* o.o

*tears away tear-away-pants*

Worn for this and one other reason

@KnightRise said:

@Joygirl said:

@KnightRise said:

Come at me IRL bro

*takes step towards* o.o

*tears away tear-away-pants*

Worn for this and one other reason

*inhales deeply*

*narrows eyes*

*brushes ball of foot against the ground in a scraping motion*

@jackofspades said:

@Alyssabird said:

@jackofspades said:

I'am 6'1 ,300 pounds and grew up in the ghetto all my life what do you think

Martin Luther King Jr must be proud of you

yes he is because that's not me if you read my post i say 6'1 300 that guy is way smaller than me,i put that up there to show how we fight in the hood.so back to your question YES HE IS

I'm sure that's how everybody fights everywhere. Also, size doesn't mean much, especially if you get a lucky shot in like the above video. One well placed hit is all it takes. Oh ya, I was in the Military, a single platoon should be able to wipe out your hood :3

@logy5000: This.

Because everybody is going to pick themselves anyway.

@Alyssabird said:

@jackofspades said:

@Alyssabird said:

@jackofspades said:

I'am 6'1 ,300 pounds and grew up in the ghetto all my life what do you think

Martin Luther King Jr must be proud of you

yes he is because that's not me if you read my post i say 6'1 300 that guy is way smaller than me,i put that up there to show how we fight in the hood.so back to your question YES HE IS

I'm sure that's how everybody fights everywhere. Also, size doesn't mean much, especially if you get a lucky shot in like the above video. One well placed hit is all it takes. Oh ya, I was in the Military, a single platoon should be able to wipe out your hood :3

yeah a platoon could do that or you can find out like they did in Vietnam when you come on our turf you will LOSE just ask the cops and even if you do beat us there is a hood in every city

@luhjgh: i would one shot you