MCU: Team Thor vs. Team Iron Man and Team Cap

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Thor Odinson and Darryl Jacobson

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Team Cap & Iron Man: all pictured, excluding Vision and including Spiderman

Thor got tired of the Australian sun, so he gathered up his roommate/team and booked a flight to Berlin. Much to his surprise, on his arrival at the airport many of his colleagues were already busy at work without him.

Feeling left out, Thor decided to join in the conflict and help, unfortunately just complicating matters for everyone else. Realizing there was a larger threat at hand, the other combatants called a truce to handle this uncalled for interference.

In-character.

Victory by KO or incap.

Thor is armed with his hammer. Darryl is armed with a suitcase full of carry-on luggage. Everyone else is armed with the gear they were equipped with at the airport fight.

Fight here:

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Bonus Round:

-Team Thor gets Banner

-Team Cap/Iron Man gets Vision

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So Thor vs everyone else.

Everyone else.

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@depinhom: No. Thor and Darryl vs. everyone else. Duh.

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Darryl solos

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#6 rogueshadow  Moderator

Darryl alone is a good fight, Darryl and Thor is just too much.

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Without vision Thor stomps the team after a decent battle they left him out they deserve to fall

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vision is a bad matchup for Thor.

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With Darryl, Thor is complete. Like a T-Rex with extended grappling hands. Thor can't write emails? Darryl does it all day. Etc.

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Watch the MoS fans who claim Vision has no feats against someone like Clark who can't tank a nuke argue how Vision beats Thor someone who can tank a city destruction

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Team Thor in a bit of a stomp

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@apex_pretador:

Thor's lightning should easily take out Vision, similar to how Hawkeye's electric arrows managed to harm him. But I agree that Vision physically is above Thor, and would win if Thor doesn't use lightning in his attacks.

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@sleeping_and_eating

It doesn't help that vision can use mind gem beam while affected by lightning, and it is in character for Thor to brawl unless he knows the threat level.

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#17  Edited By Bat_Siri

Mismatch. Darryl alone would solo, just adding in Thor would be overkill.

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team 2

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#19  Edited By GIliad_

Without Vision most are non-factors, Wanda's a bit of a wildcard but besides that Thor wins

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I've seen 3 different iterations of this thread now lol.

Team 2 wins due to Vision and Wanda as the MVP.

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Yo dat mane Darryl, no joke, cuh.

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1. Thor alone can solo the whole thing with one lightning bolt bar Ironman and antman, thor without his hammer solos both.

2. Hulk or thor can still solo, vision just gives a bit of trouble.

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Read the OP people - excluding Vision - not that the outcome would be any different - Vision's been hit by electric arrow's even while phasing.

Anyway, Thor wins - pre-Ragnarok Thor can casually one-shot everyone here not in an Iron Man suit or wearing Vibranium - and he can tank anything they throw at him.

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Average Asgardian is knife-proof, Hela cleaves through Asgardians casually, barely affects Thor - even bounces off him at once point. Gamora's sword being capable of killing regular Asgardians implies that they are impervious to conventional blades - and Thor is top-tier as far as Asgardians go.

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Hulk helps to speed things up, but he isn't necessary.

Darryl is an unnecessary meat-shield unfair, he one-shots all - then proceeds to mourn, bury and pay respects to Thor because he slapped him on the back too hard post-game.