I havn't read a Wizard in forever, found this on their site, don't know who has seen it, but its godd stuff so I had to post it.
A flash of light, the sizzle of scorched ozone and all the female heroes of the Marvel and DC Universes find themselves face to face with one thought burning brightly in their minds: FIGHT! Wonder Woman leads the charge, barreling through Rogue and Warbird before being locked in battle with an enraged She-Hulk. Elektra makes short work of the Huntress and Black Canary before being fought to a standstill by Batgirl. The temperature begins to climb on the battlefield, but the women—costumes pasted to their tight superheroine bodies with sweat—carry on.
Starfire slips into her berserker warrior mode, cutting low the Scarlet Witch and Storm before meeting her match in the Invisible Woman. With costumes torn and tattered, the battle rages. Jean Grey feels the Phoenix Force begin to build and welcomes it, rebuffing the combined attacks of Power Girl, Mary Marvel and Hawkgirl. Star vs. Spider-Girl! Jade vs. the Wasp! White Queen vs. Saturn Girl! The Marvel heroines— bosoms heaving, bodies exhausted, their powers nearly depleted—look to even the odds by bogging down DC’s speedsters, and strategically move the battlefield to a large kiddie pool filled with butterscotch pudding. Black Cat pulls at Wonder Girl’s hair, Mystique slaps Harley Quinn and Black Widow tackles Poison Ivy, pinning her to the floor.
“Not too shabby, eh?” asks the Watcher, giving Superman a nudge as they both peer through his “What If?” portal of infinite possibilities. “You kiddin’?” smiles the Kryptonian, downing another handful of delectably sweet Orville Reddenbacher Kettle Corn. “This kicks X-ray vision’s ass!”
Winner: Uatu & Kal
Who would you say wins, really, if they fought? lol
Post Edited:2007-06-29 04:02:35
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