lara croft vs xena

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#1  Edited By shanana

i dont know it's my weekly battle

but i think xena takes this one

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#2  Edited By shanana

Lmao i didnt even think of that....but xena has gods lol

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#3  Edited By The Spartan

Lara's got guns.......

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#4  Edited By The Spartan

Sha says:

"Lmao i didnt even think of that....but xena has gods lol"

........And swords.

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#5  Edited By The Spartan

In hand-to-hand combat, I'd have to give the win to Xena.

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#6  Edited By Lillya WildChild

lara can kick @ss nicely. but so can xena..but seeing as the time frame is differnt, and the back ground behind each of them, Id say xena but only by a hair.

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#7  Edited By Gottheit

What is it with people and mud? Why is chicks in mud attractive? Personally, if a chick's just been rolling around in mud, I wouldn't want her anywhere near my f-cking junk, man...seriously, go wash your hands.

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if xena try not to get shot by lara then xena would win, if only they can fight in the mudd ooohhh yyeeaahhh.

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Gottheit says:

"What is it with people and mud? Why is chicks in mud attractive? Personally, if a chick's just been rolling around in mud, I wouldn't want her anywhere *near* my f-cking junk, man...seriously, go wash your hands."

what junk? jk then what you thank is beat?

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#10  Edited By The Spartan

mantoid says:

"ulitmateninjagaidenx says:
"if xena try not to get shot by lara then xena would win, if only they can fight in the mudd ooohhh yyeeaahhh."
_Looks at the muddy ground outside._ Mud fighting!? M"

?

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#11  Edited By mantoid

ulitmateninjagaidenx says:

"if xena try not to get shot by lara then xena would win, if only they can fight in the mudd ooohhh yyeeaahhh."

Looks at the muddy ground outside.

Mud fighting!?

M

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#12  Edited By mantoid

The Spartan says:

"mantoid says:
"ulitmateninjagaidenx says:
"if xena try not to get shot by lara then xena would win, if only they can fight in the mudd ooohhh yyeeaahhh."
_Looks at the muddy ground outside._ Mud fighting!? M"
?"

FYI, this wasn't suppose to make sense. I just did it to see what kind of response I would get. And, I don't get the whole "girls fighting in mud" thing.

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#13  Edited By venom hybrid

The Spartan says:

"mantoid says:
"The Spartan says:
"mantoid says:
"ulitmateninjagaidenx says:
"if xena try not to get shot by lara then xena would win, if only they can fight in the mudd ooohhh yyeeaahhh."
_Looks at the muddy ground outside._ Mud fighting!? M"
?"
FYI, this wasn't suppose to make sense. I just did it to see what kind of response I would get. And, I don't get the whole "girls fighting in mud" thing. M"
Seriously, guys make too big a deal over it. I don't think it's that hot."

Hot, it's nasty man water would be better but why mud wh's wants some dirty muddy girl with em

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#14  Edited By venom hybrid

The Spartan says:

"venom hybrid says:
"The Spartan says:
"mantoid says:
"The Spartan says:
"mantoid says:
"ulitmateninjagaidenx says:
"if xena try not to get shot by lara then xena would win, if only they can fight in the mudd ooohhh yyeeaahhh."
_Looks at the muddy ground outside._ Mud fighting!? M"
?"
FYI, this wasn't suppose to make sense. I just did it to see what kind of response I would get. And, I don't get the whole "girls fighting in mud" thing. M"
Seriously, guys make too big a deal over it. I don't think it's that hot."
Hot, it's nasty man water would be better but why mud wh's wants some dirty muddy girl with em "
Seriously."

?

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#15  Edited By mantoid

The Spartan says:

"mantoid says:
"The Spartan says:
"mantoid says:
"ulitmateninjagaidenx says:
"if xena try not to get shot by lara then xena would win, if only they can fight in the mudd ooohhh yyeeaahhh."
_Looks at the muddy ground outside._ Mud fighting!? M"
?"
FYI, this wasn't suppose to make sense. I just did it to see what kind of response I would get. And, I don't get the whole "girls fighting in mud" thing. M"
Seriously, guys make too big a deal over it. I don't think it's that hot."

Good for you. I guess someone thinks right. :)

M

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#16  Edited By The Spartan

mantoid says:

"The Spartan says:
"mantoid says:
"ulitmateninjagaidenx says:
"if xena try not to get shot by lara then xena would win, if only they can fight in the mudd ooohhh yyeeaahhh."
_Looks at the muddy ground outside._ Mud fighting!? M"
?"
FYI, this wasn't suppose to make sense. I just did it to see what kind of response I would get. And, I don't get the whole "girls fighting in mud" thing. M"

Seriously, guys make too big a deal over it. I don't think it's that hot.

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#18  Edited By The Spartan

venom hybrid says:

"The Spartan says:
"mantoid says:
"The Spartan says:
"mantoid says:
"ulitmateninjagaidenx says:
"if xena try not to get shot by lara then xena would win, if only they can fight in the mudd ooohhh yyeeaahhh."
_Looks at the muddy ground outside._ Mud fighting!? M"
?"
FYI, this wasn't suppose to make sense. I just did it to see what kind of response I would get. And, I don't get the whole "girls fighting in mud" thing. M"
Seriously, guys make too big a deal over it. I don't think it's that hot."
Hot, it's nasty man water would be better but why mud wh's wants some dirty muddy girl with em "

Seriously.

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#19  Edited By mantoid

In the mini-discussion about mud fighting, I forgot to post who I think would win.

Lara Croft.

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venom hybrid says:

"The Spartan says:
"mantoid says:
"The Spartan says:
"mantoid says:
"ulitmateninjagaidenx says:
"if xena try not to get shot by lara then xena would win, if only they can fight in the mudd ooohhh yyeeaahhh."
_Looks at the muddy ground outside._ Mud fighting!? M"
?"
FYI, this wasn't suppose to make sense. I just did it to see what kind of response I would get. And, I don't get the whole "girls fighting in mud" thing. M"
Seriously, guys make too big a deal over it. I don't think it's that hot."
Hot, it's nasty man water would be better but why mud wh's wants some dirty muddy girl with em "

yeah water would be better as well.

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#21  Edited By The Spartan

Yeah, she's got guns.

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#22  Edited By venom hybrid

How fast is Xena?

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what's the deal? do you have a issuse with me?

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#25  Edited By The Spartan

mantoid says:

"The Spartan says:
"mantoid says:
"The Spartan says:
"mantoid says:
"ulitmateninjagaidenx says:
"if xena try not to get shot by lara then xena would win, if only they can fight in the mudd ooohhh yyeeaahhh."
_Looks at the muddy ground outside._ Mud fighting!? M"
?"
FYI, this wasn't suppose to make sense. I just did it to see what kind of response I would get. And, I don't get the whole "girls fighting in mud" thing. M"
Seriously, guys make too big a deal over it. I don't think it's that hot."
Good for you. I guess someone thinks right. :) M"

lol, I try.

:-)

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#26  Edited By mantoid

The Spartan says:

"Yeah, she's got guns."

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#27  Edited By _Sojourn_

Xena wins this battle, although Laura would give a good fight

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#28  Edited By The Spartan

mantoid says:

"The Spartan says:
"Yeah, she's got guns."
M"

gets shot

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#29  Edited By mantoid

The Spartan says:

"mantoid says:
"The Spartan says:
"Yeah, she's got guns."
M"
*gets shot*"

Ouch!

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#30  Edited By The Spartan

That's what I said, lol.

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#31  Edited By mantoid

The Spartan says:

"That's what I said, lol."

I was saying that getting shot would hurt. :)

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#32  Edited By The Spartan

Yeah, it might hurt a little, lol.

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#33  Edited By mantoid

The Spartan says:

"Yeah, it might hurt a little, lol."

Bullets are known to do that.

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#34  Edited By The Spartan

They are?

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#35  Edited By mantoid

The Spartan says:

"They are?"

Not if you are Superman. :)

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#36  Edited By The Spartan

mantoid says:

"The Spartan says:
"They are?"
Not if you are Superman. :) M"

Oh, that explains it.

;-)

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#37  Edited By The Spartan

Take care.

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#38  Edited By mantoid

See you later.

Gives him an air kiss.

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#39  Edited By DRDOOMSDAY390

((what if lara shot xena in the head? game over huh?))

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#40  Edited By mantoid

DRDOOMSDAY-360 says:

"((what if lara shot xena in the head? game over huh?))"

I would say so.

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#41  Edited By Gottheit

Does Xena even know what guns are in this fight? I say she's got the sword and the discus ring thing, and is looking at Lara all, like, "Man, she's not even armed. Still, I should watch her anyways, she might know how to kick-GURGH!" Two shots, now she doesn't have eyeballs anymore. But I'd still do her.

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there's a Xena clone running around in the 21 century in the show who knows what guns are as well as a time where xena's spirit inhabits one of her descendants briefly to fight some nazis. But even if she didn't know what a gun was she'd probably be able to extrapolate that it was a weapon based on the way Lara would hold it.

Now if Lara was limited to technology available in the vague 'ancient times' that xena takes place in xena would definitely win. She'd be poorly matched in a straight up fight, and it's almost impossible to sneak up on xena. There's rarely a time xena is seen not catching an arrow, though a black powder based explosive arrow could have made things interesting.

But even bringing guns into it doesn't guarantee it would go well for lara, xena's got the speed and reflexes for dodging lightning thrown at her by gods. So it's questionable weather lara would actually hit with her first few shots. Xena could make it to cover or get into close quarters quickly, that's the problem with guns- limited range of efficacy if xena gets in close she will have pretty much already won.

Also Xena has the chakram, which is magic and can do pretty much whatever the writers want it to do and xena is able to calculate angles with extreme precision and attack indirectly from line of sight.