i dont know it's my weekly battle
but i think xena takes this one
lara can kick @ss nicely. but so can xena..but seeing as the time frame is differnt, and the back ground behind each of them, Id say xena but only by a hair.
if xena try not to get shot by lara then xena would win, if only they can fight in the mudd ooohhh yyeeaahhh.
Gottheit says:
"What is it with people and mud? Why is chicks in mud attractive? Personally, if a chick's just been rolling around in mud, I wouldn't want her anywhere *near* my f-cking junk, man...seriously, go wash your hands."
what junk? jk then what you thank is beat?
mantoid says:
"ulitmateninjagaidenx says:"if xena try not to get shot by lara then xena would win, if only they can fight in the mudd ooohhh yyeeaahhh."_Looks at the muddy ground outside._ Mud fighting!? M"
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The Spartan says:
"mantoid says:"ulitmateninjagaidenx says:?""if xena try not to get shot by lara then xena would win, if only they can fight in the mudd ooohhh yyeeaahhh."_Looks at the muddy ground outside._ Mud fighting!? M"
FYI, this wasn't suppose to make sense. I just did it to see what kind of response I would get. And, I don't get the whole "girls fighting in mud" thing.
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The Spartan says:
"mantoid says:"The Spartan says:Seriously, guys make too big a deal over it. I don't think it's that hot.""mantoid says:FYI, this wasn't suppose to make sense. I just did it to see what kind of response I would get. And, I don't get the whole "girls fighting in mud" thing. M""ulitmateninjagaidenx says:?""if xena try not to get shot by lara then xena would win, if only they can fight in the mudd ooohhh yyeeaahhh."_Looks at the muddy ground outside._ Mud fighting!? M"
Hot, it's nasty man water would be better but why mud wh's wants some dirty muddy girl with em
The Spartan says:
"venom hybrid says:"The Spartan says:Seriously.""mantoid says:Hot, it's nasty man water would be better but why mud wh's wants some dirty muddy girl with em ""The Spartan says:Seriously, guys make too big a deal over it. I don't think it's that hot.""mantoid says:FYI, this wasn't suppose to make sense. I just did it to see what kind of response I would get. And, I don't get the whole "girls fighting in mud" thing. M""ulitmateninjagaidenx says:?""if xena try not to get shot by lara then xena would win, if only they can fight in the mudd ooohhh yyeeaahhh."_Looks at the muddy ground outside._ Mud fighting!? M"
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The Spartan says:
"mantoid says:"The Spartan says:Seriously, guys make too big a deal over it. I don't think it's that hot.""mantoid says:FYI, this wasn't suppose to make sense. I just did it to see what kind of response I would get. And, I don't get the whole "girls fighting in mud" thing. M""ulitmateninjagaidenx says:?""if xena try not to get shot by lara then xena would win, if only they can fight in the mudd ooohhh yyeeaahhh."_Looks at the muddy ground outside._ Mud fighting!? M"
Good for you. I guess someone thinks right. :)
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mantoid says:
"The Spartan says:"mantoid says:FYI, this wasn't suppose to make sense. I just did it to see what kind of response I would get. And, I don't get the whole "girls fighting in mud" thing. M""ulitmateninjagaidenx says:?""if xena try not to get shot by lara then xena would win, if only they can fight in the mudd ooohhh yyeeaahhh."_Looks at the muddy ground outside._ Mud fighting!? M"
Seriously, guys make too big a deal over it. I don't think it's that hot.
venom hybrid says:
"The Spartan says:"mantoid says:Hot, it's nasty man water would be better but why mud wh's wants some dirty muddy girl with em ""The Spartan says:Seriously, guys make too big a deal over it. I don't think it's that hot.""mantoid says:FYI, this wasn't suppose to make sense. I just did it to see what kind of response I would get. And, I don't get the whole "girls fighting in mud" thing. M""ulitmateninjagaidenx says:?""if xena try not to get shot by lara then xena would win, if only they can fight in the mudd ooohhh yyeeaahhh."_Looks at the muddy ground outside._ Mud fighting!? M"
Seriously.
venom hybrid says:
"The Spartan says:"mantoid says:Hot, it's nasty man water would be better but why mud wh's wants some dirty muddy girl with em ""The Spartan says:Seriously, guys make too big a deal over it. I don't think it's that hot.""mantoid says:FYI, this wasn't suppose to make sense. I just did it to see what kind of response I would get. And, I don't get the whole "girls fighting in mud" thing. M""ulitmateninjagaidenx says:?""if xena try not to get shot by lara then xena would win, if only they can fight in the mudd ooohhh yyeeaahhh."_Looks at the muddy ground outside._ Mud fighting!? M"
yeah water would be better as well.
mantoid says:
"The Spartan says:"mantoid says:Good for you. I guess someone thinks right. :) M""The Spartan says:Seriously, guys make too big a deal over it. I don't think it's that hot.""mantoid says:FYI, this wasn't suppose to make sense. I just did it to see what kind of response I would get. And, I don't get the whole "girls fighting in mud" thing. M""ulitmateninjagaidenx says:?""if xena try not to get shot by lara then xena would win, if only they can fight in the mudd ooohhh yyeeaahhh."_Looks at the muddy ground outside._ Mud fighting!? M"
lol, I try.
:-)
Does Xena even know what guns are in this fight? I say she's got the sword and the discus ring thing, and is looking at Lara all, like, "Man, she's not even armed. Still, I should watch her anyways, she might know how to kick-GURGH!" Two shots, now she doesn't have eyeballs anymore. But I'd still do her.
there's a Xena clone running around in the 21 century in the show who knows what guns are as well as a time where xena's spirit inhabits one of her descendants briefly to fight some nazis. But even if she didn't know what a gun was she'd probably be able to extrapolate that it was a weapon based on the way Lara would hold it.
Now if Lara was limited to technology available in the vague 'ancient times' that xena takes place in xena would definitely win. She'd be poorly matched in a straight up fight, and it's almost impossible to sneak up on xena. There's rarely a time xena is seen not catching an arrow, though a black powder based explosive arrow could have made things interesting.
But even bringing guns into it doesn't guarantee it would go well for lara, xena's got the speed and reflexes for dodging lightning thrown at her by gods. So it's questionable weather lara would actually hit with her first few shots. Xena could make it to cover or get into close quarters quickly, that's the problem with guns- limited range of efficacy if xena gets in close she will have pretty much already won.
Also Xena has the chakram, which is magic and can do pretty much whatever the writers want it to do and xena is able to calculate angles with extreme precision and attack indirectly from line of sight.
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