Kick Ass vs You

Kick ass wants to kick your ass (tehee)

you get 2 weeks of prep and training from Hit-Girl,

fight to the death, takes place in Time Square

Kick Ass has his standard equipment

no guns for you or him

I go buy a gun and shoot him in the head.

@citizensentry:

no chew force for you forgot to mention

Or call 911. Easy.

No chew force? :'(

@citizensentry:

lord Chew forbids it

I don't need the prep

I could kick Kick-Ass's arse, easy. Especially if I get to use my own standard equipment in the battle- although I'd kind of need the NYPD to turn a blind eye, otherwise I'd probably get shot by them, on account of my resembling a stereotypical terrorist (what with the turban and the beard, along with my three-foot long Kirpan and battle shield).

No Chew force? Looks like I'm going with Loeb force on this one

All these keyboardwarriors.....................

I think I could beat him at the start of KA2. Not sure towards the end of the film though.

same

I lose, just like most people on comicvine would...

@rastafirianjudge97: He kicks my ass.

LOL, at people trying to act like Bad Ass Action movie heroes.

So is there something stopping me from getting a gun?

If it's close combat, I get stomped...

@cameron83: If we are allowed guns, or explosives any of us would stomp with an AKA. I don't think that's the point of this.

To be fair, he never restricted guns....

@cameron83: True. But, that's probably inexperience in making OP's.

Normally I could give a fight, I could even possibly win

Training from hit girl makes it a stomp

lol

@leo-343: Even in the first one, he could take a beating, unless you are being very honest and you know some form of boxing or martial arts.

This is him in the 2nd movie. He was reasonably decent.

911.

Yeah, I'd lose. No shame in admitting it.

In 2 weeks time, I seduce Hit-girl and have her protect me.

I'd win.

I'd say that extends beyond just Comicvine and to a good 99% of people on this planet.

I give Hitgirl a 20 and she kills Kickass.

Seriously, I am one of Brainiac's brain cells and it's my job to off poor people like Kickass.

2 weeks?

I get armor from ebay or amazon.

I get an assortment of blades.

I get trained by hit girl.

I force myself to hate Kick Ass.

I harvest every ounce of hate I have.

I might end up literally eating his eyes if I don't lose, which I probably will.

I also have @prophetofhate and @artyom watch so that if I'm about to lose, they come and back me up.

With 2 weeks prep?

@thecomedian_: well what kind of prep I am allowed anyway?

Not sure. I doubt guns though.

A super easy way to win, though, would just be getting a taser, if that were allowed.

@thecomedian_: Isn't his suit insulated?

I didn't think so, but it could be.

If so, I get a good disguise and brush beside him and stab him in the kidney.

If that doesn't work I learn to throw knives and I throw a knife at him white his back is turned.

Or I go with my original plan of buying armor on the internet and fighting him straight up.

Are you forgetting when he gets his balls hooked up to a car battery and gets fried so hard his eyes glow?

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Yeah, Dave can probably handle a taser.

It is.

@allstarsuperman said:

@thecomedian_ said:

A super easy way to win, though, would just be getting a taser, if that were allowed.

Are you forgetting when he gets his balls hooked up to a car battery and gets fried so hard his eyes glow?

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Yeah, Dave can probably handle a taser.

lol. He literally had no other choice than to deal with it. He was tied up in a chair. So that doesn't really prove much except that he's been electrocuted before.

If his suit wasn't insulated, chances are he'd go down with a taster.

Does a car count as standard equipment?

I would just kick him in the groin or better yet give him the illegal ninja moves from Napoleon dynamite. What do you choose

Depends on what weapons I'm allowed to have. If I get a sword I don't see how he would win.

I bring a sword, effectively giving me a huge range advantage and the ability to one-shot. With two weeks of prep and training from Hit Girl, I don't see how I can lose.

i would just get all the tasers, bladed weapons and traps i can.

Movie 1 probably, movie 2 I lose.

I get my ass kicked.

That is, unless I abuse the terms of prep and drive up in a truck and try and run him over.