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#1 Edited by Cybrilious4 (1990 posts) - - Show Bio

- Movie battle

Kick-Ass 1 + 2

Vs

The Dark Knight Trilogy

Rules:

- Kick-ass gets 1 month prep and "Big Daddy's" weapons and equipment

- No morals Kick-Ass

- Morals Batman

Fights in the Bat Cave!

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#2 Posted by AllStarSuperman (35090 posts) - - Show Bio

Kick-Ass fly's in on jetpack with gatlink guns. Batman batarangs him in the butt. Kick-Ass crashes. Batman walks up to him. Kick-Ass gets up and pulls out his batons. Batman gets in fighting position. Kick-Ass swings his baton. Batman counters it and elbows Kick-Ass in the face. Kick-Ass grabs a gun. Batman breaks Kick-ass' hand. Batman chokes him out.

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#3 Posted by SheenLantern (7538 posts) - - Show Bio

Kick-Ass stomps

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#4 Posted by ThatGuyWithHeadPhones (18515 posts) - - Show Bio

Kick Ass Win

Why?

Batman will laugh himself to death at the thought of KA challenging him

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#5 Posted by sync1 (3143 posts) - - Show Bio

Kick Ass Win

Why?

Batman will laugh himself to death at the thought of KA challenging him

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#6 Posted by JediXMan (36740 posts) - - Show Bio

Batman.

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#7 Posted by homicidalmaniac (10657 posts) - - Show Bio

Movie battle-Batman wins

Comic battle-Batman wins

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#8 Posted by venomoushatred1001 (12450 posts) - - Show Bio
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#9 Posted by dondave (40872 posts) - - Show Bio

Kick Ass shoots him with a bazooka

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#10 Posted by Cybrilious4 (1990 posts) - - Show Bio

@allstarsuperman: Batman wouldn't kill him with morals on so your story my friend is wrong ;(

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#11 Edited by Ancient_0f_Days (14349 posts) - - Show Bio

@allstarsuperman: Batman wouldn't kill him with morals on so your story my friend is wrong ;(

choking someone out doesn't mean they die automatically, it can mean they lose blood flow to their brain and pass out momentarily or even just run out of breath and sit there trying to catch it for a good 5 minutes....

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#12 Posted by BadVoodoo (386 posts) - - Show Bio
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Batman puts on his boots and coats it with lemon, he proceeds to SLaughter stomp the entire kickass team while humming the Kick-Ass theme "Prodigy - Stand Up" When hes done he's done Bathound eats the blood puddle and batman burns the feces.

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#13 Edited by Shavo (2199 posts) - - Show Bio

kick-ass gets stomped once again

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#14 Edited by CaptainDoeo (808 posts) - - Show Bio

Kick-Ass should actually be able to take this. He has a month of prep, is bloodlust, and has access to Big Daddy's armory. TDKR Batman really wasn't that impressive, and won't have anything cooked up to take down a heavily armored prepped jetpack wielding bazooka Kick-Ass. Hell, he may get trained by Big Daddy and Hit Girl in that month if he knows he has to take down the freakin' Batman.

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#15 Posted by BWANASIMBA (359 posts) - - Show Bio

Kick-Ass should actually be able to take this. He has a month of prep, is bloodlust, and has access to Big Daddy's armory. TDKR Batman really wasn't that impressive, and won't have anything cooked up to take down a heavily armored prepped jetpack wielding bazooka Kick-Ass. Hell, he may get trained by Big Daddy and Hit Girl in that month if he knows he has to take down the freakin' Batman.

That one month of prep won't mean anything since Kick-Ass was never shown to actually wield any weapons properly other than his batons. A month of training isn't enough to make someone a master of anything, especially not the fighting style of Super Smash Bros Brawl Diddy Kong. Batman was a helluva a lot more impressive than anything in Kick Ass.

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#16 Posted by CaptainDoeo (808 posts) - - Show Bio

@bwanasimba: Woah, bro. He used a jetpack and machine gun (I believe) at the end of the movie.

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#17 Posted by Nefarious (31941 posts) - - Show Bio

Batman.

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#19 Posted by NighThunder (7727 posts) - - Show Bio

@captaindoeo: your also forgetting that batman is getting prep too .......

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#20 Posted by zr0c00l (2113 posts) - - Show Bio

Alfred escorts him out.

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#21 Edited by AllStarSuperman (35090 posts) - - Show Bio
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#22 Posted by HBKTimHBK (5730 posts) - - Show Bio

Batman...oh please...

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#24 Edited by The_Titan_Lord (8116 posts) - - Show Bio

Kick Ass Win

Why?

Batman will laugh himself to death at the thought of KA challenging him

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#25 Posted by AllStarSuperman (35090 posts) - - Show Bio

@labrechenation: dude stop bumping every kick ass related thread just to vote against them. Its really annoying.

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#26 Posted by IheartZombies92--defunct (2317 posts) - - Show Bio

Kick Ass Win

Why?

Batman will laugh himself to death at the thought of KA challenging him

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#27 Edited by hudyman (1882 posts) - - Show Bio

The fight is in the batcave..... you're automatically giving the win to batman.

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#28 Posted by Deranged Midget (18345 posts) - - Show Bio

Not a bad idea but you're literally inviting Kick Ass into Bruce's home territory. While Dave can grab some decent weapons, he's never shown any competence with prep really aside from the help given by Mindy and Bruce knows his own home better than anyone and has tech that severely eclipses anything that Dave is in possession of.

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#29 Posted by TDK_1997 (17063 posts) - - Show Bio

Kick Ass may give Batman some trouble but in the end he will just lose.Batman has the upper hand because he is on homeland and is also way more skilled than Dave.

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#30 Posted by Oscars94 (3099 posts) - - Show Bio

Batman's fought the League of Shadows, Bane, Ra's Al Ghul, Joker, Two-Face, Scarecrow and Henchmen with guns. He easily takes this.