Joel and Ellie vs. Big Boss

Joel and Ellie are hunting down Big Boss in a wilderness, all 3 have pistols

who wins

Snake stomps

Big Boss uses Ellie to beat Joel to death.

Punished Snake

Big Boss easy.

This is a mismatch, someone get Nick up in here.

Jmarshmallow

Lol you don't even need Nick to know this is a mismatch.

Big Naked Venom Snake Boss of Punishedness stomps his identical dimensional counterpart and the girl.

Wahahahahaha. Are you kidding me? Big boss could take down these two unarmed with one hand tied behind his back and completely naked. And yes i have played both the mgs series and the last of us extensively. This is a spite thread. 0% chance joel and ellie has on even injuring Big Boss.