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#1  Edited By Alphaproto


 
 
VS. 
 

 
 
Who wins?
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#2  Edited By Johnny_Nemesis

Samus overkill

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#3  Edited By vance_astro  Moderator

This had been done a millionteen times.

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#4  Edited By xbuilder

Its been done..Iron Man wins 
(He hacks the Samus Armor)
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#5  Edited By Sparda
@xbuilder said:
" Its been done..Iron Man wins (He hacks the Samus Armor) "
Not likely.
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#6  Edited By capall

i thought the suit can't be hacked? i take im regardless
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#7  Edited By castleking
samus outclasses current ironman  :)
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#8  Edited By Sparda
@capall said:

" i thought the suit can't be hacked? i take im regardless "

You are correct. The suit can't be hacked, because there's no programming or AI involved whatsoever. It's connected and powered by her nervous system. The only part that could logically be hacked would be her logbook, and all IM could do there would bring up some random logs. It'd be like "hacking" a lightbulb that's been disconnected from it's power source.
 
I don't know who wins. Samus with all her upgrades logically should be able to take IM down with one well placed shot, not counting Phazon infusion powers. However, IM also has some ridiculous weaponry of his own. I lean towards the bounty hunter.
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#9  Edited By capall

good insight

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#10  Edited By Lantern Prime
@Johnny_Nemesis said:
"Samus overkill "
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#11  Edited By Johnny_Nemesis
@Sparda said:
" @capall said:

" i thought the suit can't be hacked? i take im regardless "

You are correct. The suit can't be hacked, because there's no programming or AI involved whatsoever. It's connected and powered by her nervous system. The only part that could logically be hacked would be her logbook, and all IM could do there would bring up some random logs. It'd be like "hacking" a lightbulb that's been disconnected from it's power source.  I don't know who wins. Samus with all her upgrades logically should be able to take IM down with one well placed shot, not counting Phazon infusion powers. However, IM also has some ridiculous weaponry of his own. I lean towards the bounty hunter. "
Checkmate
Samus stomps
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#12  Edited By GreenScar98

Ironman
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#13  Edited By Develocity

i cant choose. fav video game charakter vs fav supuh hero.

 
 
   
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#14  Edited By vance_astro  Moderator

Iron Man wins.

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#15  Edited By Sparda

F**k it, I say Samus wins.

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#16  Edited By vance_astro  Moderator
@Vance Astro said:
" Iron Man wins. "
:)
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#17  Edited By Sparda
@Sparda said:
" F**k it, I say Samus wins. "
Dude, you're totally right.
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#18  Edited By vance_astro  Moderator
@Sparda said:
" @Sparda said:
" F**k it, I say Samus wins. "
Dude, you're totally right. "
LOL.
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#19  Edited By Sparda
@Vance Astro said:
" @Sparda said:
" @Sparda said:
" F**k it, I say Samus wins. "
Dude, you're totally right. "
LOL. "
I'm becoming more like you every day Vance. It is quite a disturbing inevitability.
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#20  Edited By vance_astro  Moderator
@Sparda said:
" @Vance Astro said:
" @Sparda said:
" @Sparda said:
" F**k it, I say Samus wins. "
Dude, you're totally right. "
LOL. "
I'm becoming more like you every day Vance. It is quite a disturbing inevitability. "
Welcome to the Darkside, Sparda.
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#21  Edited By Sparda
@Vance Astro said:

"Welcome to the Darkside, Sparda. "

Must......fight......dark urges......
 
YOU'RE AN IDIOT VANCE
 
......nooooo.....
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#22  Edited By vance_astro  Moderator
@Sparda said:
" @Vance Astro said:

"Welcome to the Darkside, Sparda. "

Must......fight......dark urges......  YOU'RE AN IDIOT VANCE  ......nooooo..... "
The more you fight...the worse it gets.
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#23  Edited By Sparda
@Vance Astro said:
" @Sparda said:
" @Vance Astro said:

"Welcome to the Darkside, Sparda. "

Must......fight......dark urges......  YOU'RE AN IDIOT VANCE  ......nooooo..... "
The more you fight...the worse it gets. "
Even as I post, I derail this innocent thread further......is there no respite?
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#24  Edited By vance_astro  Moderator
@Sparda said:
" @Vance Astro said:
" @Sparda said:
" @Vance Astro said:

"Welcome to the Darkside, Sparda. "

Must......fight......dark urges......  YOU'RE AN IDIOT VANCE  ......nooooo..... "
The more you fight...the worse it gets. "
Even as I post, I derail this innocent thread further......is there no respite? "
face it..this thread is balls.
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#25  Edited By Sparda
@Vance Astro said:
"face it..this thread is balls. "
I suppose......it has been done lots of times before.
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#26  Edited By Johnny_Nemesis

Samus wins rather easily

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#27  Edited By vance_astro  Moderator
@Johnny_Nemesis said:
" Samus wins rather easily "
Nah uh.
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#28  Edited By Johnny_Nemesis
@Vance Astro said:
" @Johnny_Nemesis said:
" Samus wins rather easily "
Nah uh. "

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#29  Edited By vance_astro  Moderator

Billy Mays isn't talking...HE'S DEAD.I win.

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#30  Edited By Johnny_Nemesis
@Vance Astro said:
" Billy Mays isn't talking...HE'S DEAD.I win. "
Oh yeah...well I have this
 

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#31  Edited By Psyker star

How would Samus Aran win? 
Iron Man Stomps

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#32  Edited By Johnny_Nemesis
@Psyker star said:
" How would Samus Aran win?  Iron Man Stomps "
Simple..she slices through him with a screw attack
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#33  Edited By Psyker star

shields to good
shields to good

NO way
too quick
too quick
too fast
too fast
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#34  Edited By Johnny_Nemesis
@Psyker star said:

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shields to good
shields to good

NO way
too quick
too quick

too fast
too fast
"
Samus has gotten through shields made by Space Pirates..more advanced then anything made by humans
 
Samus has the space jump...she is faster then Iron Man is
The only advantage Iron Man has is that he can fly...hes outclassed in everything else especially technology
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#35  Edited By TruePwnge

Samus does seem extremely prone to losing parts, going biki or all of her armor at the slightest jolt.   
Needs to jump around and power up before doing her serew attack LAME 
Samus has power herself up with other aliens weapons...
Ironman has already invented crazy stuff he doesn't need to be a beggar for alien tech
She runs out of ammo...how silly is that?
She has to charge up  her beams, charge her missiles etc  charges up the dark beam the bigger the target the more pain from the blackhole... the trouble is they all need charging 
she needs speed boosters.... yawn!
Video Game anime nonsense where they need to 'charge'....Kame-Hame-Hame-Kame up their attacks

Ironman just thinks and he can blitz and boom and nuke as fast as a thought
Ironman can stomp her with a city busting shot 
probably hack her
 
Let me see Ironman keeps nuking and nuking her...game over
Ironman waits until she changes into a soccer balls then he boots her into the sun

Once you get fanboisms and the guys drooling over her bathing suit out of the way, and get down to business 
Tony Stomps it
 
Tony wins
and adds another cuit of armor to his armory collection

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#36  Edited By Johnny_Nemesis
@TruePwnge said:
" Samus does seem extremely prone to losing parts, going biki or all of her armor at the slightest jolt.    Needs to jump around and power up before doing her serew attack LAME  Samus has power herself up with other aliens weapons... Ironman has already invented crazy stuff he doesn't need to be a beggar for alien techShe runs out of ammo...how silly is that?She has to charge up  her beams, charge her missiles etc  charges up the dark beam the bigger the target the more pain from the blackhole... the trouble is they all need charging  she needs speed boosters.... yawn!Video Game anime nonsense where they need to 'charge'....Kame-Hame-Hame-Kame up their attacks Ironman just thinks and he can blitz and boom and nuke as fast as a thoughtIronman can stomp her with a city busting shot  probably hack her Let me see Ironman keeps nuking and nuking her...game overIronman waits until she changes into a soccer balls then he boots her into the sunOnce you get fanboisms and the guys drooling over her bathing suit out of the way, and get down to business  Tony Stomps it   Tony winsand adds another cuit of armor to his armory collection "
Tony doesnt move as fast as thought...Samus is faster then he is
 
Samus stomps
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#37  Edited By TruePwnge
@Johnny_Nemesis said:

" Samus is faster then he is  "

Is this coming from Metroid comicbooks? fan fiction, anime?
Metroid Nintendo, Xbox, what? 
 
Show me where it says she can re-act faster than a thought
 
The universe is worse than DBZ for continuity
 
 

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" Tony doesnt move as fast as thought."

read again
 
This was the Old-Armor
 

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too quick


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(the newest armor allows Tony to blitz bullet timers like Spider-Man)


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#38  Edited By JThree47693
@TruePwnge said:
"@Johnny_Nemesis said:

" Samus is faster then he is  "

Is this coming from Metroid comicbooks? fan fiction, anime?
Metroid Nintendo, Xbox, what? 
 
Show me where it says she can re-act faster than a thought
 
The universe is worse than DBZ for continuity
 
 

@Johnny_Nemesis

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" Tony doesnt move as fast as thought."

read again
 
This was the Old-Armor
 

@Psyker star

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too quick


.
  
(the newest armor allows Tony to blitz bullet timers like Spider-Man)


"

And lets not forget Samus is a jobber
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#39  Edited By Akwa

It does seem Iron Man would take this 
 
Unless... 
 
Could Samus use her Grapple Beam to drain Iron Man's power?
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#40  Edited By Darth Coleslaw
@Akwa said:
"Could Samus use her Grapple Beam to drain Iron Man's power? "
Yes, I believe she could. There's lots of reasons why Samus would win, but I won't get into them. I'll just simply say...Samus ftw.
 
(Sorry Tony)
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#41  Edited By Psyker star

Iron man has shields that could the beam

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#42  Edited By Johnny_Nemesis
@Psyker star said:
" Iron man has shields that could the beam "
That made no sense...
 
 
@Akwa said:
" It does seem Iron Man would take this  Unless...  Could Samus use her Grapple Beam to drain Iron Man's power? "

Yeah she could...plus she has more firepower and her suit blows his out of the water tech wise
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#43  Edited By TruePwnge

 She can beat Movie Ironman, thats it
 
@Johnny_Nemesis said:

" Yeah she could...plus she has more firepower and her suit blows his out of the water tech wise "

Raw firepower is no good unless you can compete speed wise
 
This boils down to Superman vs Hulk
or Flash vs Hulk    
 
Hulk has strength
Yet every time Hulk dies because he's too slow to compete with speedsters
 
without any reaction feats, she's getting owned before she even knows the fight is on, long before she makes a move, long before she Kame-Hame charges up her weapons she is owned
 
Ironman can blitz her 

heck he can probably hack into her brain, he has actually neurally hacked into people's cerebral cortex or injected viruses into their blood before they knew what was happening they got owned...these are not machines, he's a genius and  can biologically shutdown aliens and humans
 
Plus she has no great durability,  extremely prone to losing parts, and going around half naked after the slightest bang
 She might own the movie version of Ironman but comicbook no way!
 

Ironman turns Samus into a sphere and plays some basketball with Thor
Dohohoho poor Samus

Tony is way smarter and way faster than her
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#44  Edited By Sparda
@TruePwnge said:

" Samus does seem extremely prone to losing parts"

She starts every game with minimal weapons for gameplay purposes.
 
@TruePwnge said:

"going biki or all of her armor at the slightest jolt. "

Happened once, after her ship exploded in orbit......and crashed while she was in it.
 
 @TruePwnge said:

" Needs to jump around and power up before doing her serew attack LAME"

 No she doesn't. Have you played any Metroid games? There is no activation time for her screw attack.
 
 @TruePwnge said:

"Samus has power herself up with other aliens weapons... Ironman has already invented crazy stuff he doesn't need to be a beggar for alien tech"

  How is she a beggar? She doesn't ask, she kills the thing and then takes it. It's not like she needs to take it either.
 
 @TruePwnge said:

"She runs out of ammo...how silly is that?"

  In two games? With unique weaponry that was different to her own?
 
 @TruePwnge said:

"She has to charge up  her beams, charge her missiles etc  charges up the dark beam the bigger the target the more pain from the blackhole... the trouble is they all need charging  she needs speed boosters.... yawn!"

  She doesn't need her speed booster......she's fast enough without it. She doesn't need to charge her missiles......what the hell? She doesn't need to charge anything (and she can't charge her missiles), she can fire without charging. And she can do it in about one second......that's all it takes to charge.
 
 @TruePwnge said:

"Video Game anime nonsense where they need to 'charge'....Kame-Hame-Hame-Kame up their attacks Ironman just thinks and he can blitz and boom and nuke as fast as a thought"

  Considering how Metroid doesn't have an anime, this statement pretty much deals with itself. Yeah, it's japanese. Big whoop. She charges to deal a bit more damage.
 
Samus attacks as fast as a thought as well.....considering she is a bullet timer and the suit is literally connected to her nervous system.
 
 @TruePwnge said:

"Ironman can stomp her with a city busting shot"

 Before she lobotimizes him? Arguable.
 
 @TruePwnge said:

"probably hack her"

  Already covered that.
 
 @TruePwnge said:

"Let me see Ironman keeps nuking and nuking her...game over"

  No......because she's fast enough to dodge all of his "nukes". Oh wait, he doesn't have nukes. You silly American! Always thinking how they can nuke things.
 
See? Isn't that trail of thinking stupid?
 
 @TruePwnge said:

" Ironman waits until she changes into a soccer balls then he boots her into the sun"

  Yeah, cause she just does that when she could vapourize his brain.
 
 @TruePwnge said:

"Once you get fanboisms and the guys drooling over her bathing suit out of the way "

 Once you get some knowledge of the character......
 
 @TruePwnge said:

"Tony Stomps it   Tony winsand adds another cuit of armor to his armory collection "

  .....you can start debating.
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#45  Edited By ben106

iron man activates his new invisibility chambers,sneaks up from behind,flys into space and takes off samuses helmet
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#46  Edited By Sparda
@ben106 said:
" iron man activates his new invisibility chambers,sneaks up from behind,flys into space and takes off samuses helmet "
Would be a good plan if she couldn't see him through echolocation or thermal (or x-rays, I guess).  Iron Man can win (my early responses with Vance was just me joking around). I don't think I said anywhere that he wouldn't win, I'm just correcting people now.
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#47  Edited By ben106

i sneak up and disable those
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#48  Edited By KillerCroc09

Iron Man. He can fly and stay far away from Samus. That gives him the advantage of winning.
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#49  Edited By Sparda
@KillerCroc09 said:
" Iron Man. He can fly and stay far away from Samus. That gives him the advantage of winning. "
It's a possibility. She can stay airborne as well with space jump and whatnot, but it's not true flight.....sort of limits her a bit.
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#50  Edited By TruePwnge

The only way she wins this is by fighting some version of Stark who had his brain removed, and is using very old armor then the fanboys can give a win for their beloved NintendoWhore