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#1 Posted by Captain_Clown (251 posts) - - Show Bio

Superman has been decapitated by a magic lightsaber. Luckily, the wound had been cauterized, and even for mortal humans, a head can briefly survive without a body. But then: Hulk attacks! Can Superman's head win? Morals off!

#2 Posted by Rumble Man (11197 posts) - - Show Bio

Sufficient charge = yes

#3 Posted by JediXMan (34957 posts) - - Show Bio

Heat vision.

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#4 Posted by Saren (27517 posts) - - Show Bio

Headbutt at light speed.

#5 Posted by Nefarious (31308 posts) - - Show Bio

LOL.

#6 Posted by age_of_ultron_Prime2000 (1226 posts) - - Show Bio

Batman

#7 Posted by consolemaster001 (6926 posts) - - Show Bio

LOL

#8 Posted by dondave (40623 posts) - - Show Bio

Probably could

#9 Posted by Mortein (4817 posts) - - Show Bio

@Captain_Clown said:

Superman has been decapitated by a magic lightsaber. Luckily, the wound had been cauterized, and even for mortal humans, a head can briefly survive without a body. But then: Hulk attacks! Can Superman's head win? Morals off!

It might be better if you said his head was cut off by Trafalgar Law

#10 Posted by AllStarSuperman (32505 posts) - - Show Bio

@CitizenBane said:

Headbutt at light speed.

this

#11 Posted by Rumble Man (11197 posts) - - Show Bio

Does he need lungs for arctic breath?

#12 Edited by Battle_Forum_Junkie (10324 posts) - - Show Bio

@Rumble Man: Makes sense that he would need lungs...

Then again, this is Superman we're talking about, so...

#13 Posted by Rumble Man (11197 posts) - - Show Bio

@Battle_Forum_Junkie: He has an extra set in his neck

#14 Posted by Bane_of_sith (2923 posts) - - Show Bio

Ugh really? Hulk shits in his mouth lol

#15 Posted by Battle_Forum_Junkie (10324 posts) - - Show Bio

@Rumble Man: Yeah that's probably what would happen. XD

@Captain_Clown: This thread made my day. Thanks. :)

#16 Posted by alcoholbob (1311 posts) - - Show Bio

Captain Planet

#17 Posted by guttridgeb (4881 posts) - - Show Bio

Lol

#18 Posted by Strider92 (18051 posts) - - Show Bio

The depressing thing is Supes probably wins.

#19 Edited by ImmortalOne (4033 posts) - - Show Bio

Assuming he can move, he'd just headbutt Hulk into space.

Assuming he can't move, he'd just lobotomize Hulk with his heat vision.

#20 Posted by XEL820 (235 posts) - - Show Bio

Can we sundip his head? and Then heat vision Hulk?

#21 Posted by UltimateHero0406 (2266 posts) - - Show Bio

Superman slice Hulk into pieces with laser vision.

#22 Posted by Ancient_0f_Days (14251 posts) - - Show Bio

@Captain_Clown said:

Superman has been decapitated by a magic lightsaber. Luckily, the wound had been cauterized, and even for mortal humans, a head can briefly survive without a body. But then: Hulk attacks! Can Superman's head win? Morals off!

You are a genius and have made my day with this thread.

#23 Posted by mk111 (3148 posts) - - Show Bio

0_0

Superman could maybe still win....

#24 Posted by GhostofOnyx (675 posts) - - Show Bio

@AllStarSuperman said:

@CitizenBane said:

Headbutt at light speed.

this

#25 Posted by UltraSuperTrooper (680 posts) - - Show Bio

what the heck?

#26 Posted by ArrowRain (151 posts) - - Show Bio

Heat Vision.

P.S i hate Superman but he still wins.

#27 Posted by XLR87T3 (4074 posts) - - Show Bio

@Bane_of_sith said:

Ugh really? Hulk shits in his mouth lol

That's just nasty...lol.

#28 Posted by Lady_Liberty (9167 posts) - - Show Bio

The answer.. is still Superman.

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#29 Posted by TheMultiverse (162 posts) - - Show Bio

Hulk beats the skull out, and then wears supes face as a mask while doing the harlem shake.

#30 Posted by ChaosMarvel (1046 posts) - - Show Bio

@Lady_Liberty said:

The answer.. is still Superman.

#31 Posted by Death Certificate (5720 posts) - - Show Bio

Hulk: I'm going to skullf*** you

Superman: Heatvision

#32 Posted by JJ62 (1363 posts) - - Show Bio

Heat vision won't work, he survived Gladiator's heat vision which was 2x hotter than the sun. Same as Superman. Anyways, Hulk wins easy.

#33 Posted by ImmortalOne (4033 posts) - - Show Bio

@JJ62 said:

Heat vision won't work, he survived Gladiator's heat vision which was 2x hotter than the sun. Same as Superman. Anyways, Hulk wins easy.

Superman can focus his heat vision through the retinas like a laser scalpel, and into the brain. Morals off, he'd cut Hulk's brain into a bunch of tiny pieces.

Plus, this is a punch slowed down 100x

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Superman's reaction times are faster than that. To him, Hulk's punches would be going even slower. Assuming he could hop around at his normal speed, he'd be able to dodge Hulk's blows, and BFR Hulk with a super fast headbutt. If he can't, well, he could use his heat vision a lot faster than Hulk can punch, so he'd just lobotomize Hulk.

#34 Posted by YoungChief (310 posts) - - Show Bio

@ImmortalOne said:

@JJ62 said:

Heat vision won't work, he survived Gladiator's heat vision which was 2x hotter than the sun. Same as Superman. Anyways, Hulk wins easy.

Superman can focus his heat vision through the retinas like a laser scalpel, and into the brain. Morals off, he'd cut Hulk's brain into a bunch of tiny pieces.

Plus, this is a punch slowed down 100x

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Superman's reaction times are faster than that. To him, Hulk's punches would be going even slower. Assuming he could hop around at his normal speed, he'd be able to dodge Hulk's blows, and BFR Hulk with a super fast headbutt. If he can't, well, he could use his heat vision a lot faster than Hulk can punch, so he'd just lobotomize Hulk.

Couldn't hulk heal through that? I don't know if anyone's attempted to lobotomize him before, but I know his healing factor is insane

#35 Posted by NinjaWarrior268 (8201 posts) - - Show Bio

Superman's head roflstomps Hulk

#36 Posted by MasterKungFu (19615 posts) - - Show Bio

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#37 Posted by SodamYat (7908 posts) - - Show Bio

@jedixman said:

Heat vision.

@saren said:

Headbutt at light speed.

You guys crack me up. Thumbs up.

#38 Posted by FirestormFate1919 (2385 posts) - - Show Bio

The Superman Head wins.

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