Hulk vs. Superman vs. Thor (Read OP)

The Scenario

Superman and Thor are standing side by side. They cannot attack, move, or do anything. It's Hulk's job to punch them. Whoever dies or is knocked out first loses. Whoever survives the longest wins.

In this scenario, between Superman and Thor, who wins?

The Rules

• Last man standing wins.
• Post-Flashpoint Superman.
• Earth-616 Thor and Hulk*.

*Hulk as Banner, not Cho.

Callouts

Remember to read the OP.

Thor´s durability coupled with his pain tolerance should give him the win, I´ll show some feats in a moment.

oh you... what have you done.

Superman

In before AsgardianBrony

In before Fodder Frost Giants are planet busters

If you want to grasp how fraking durable and the insane pain tolerance Thor has, then I urge you to read "Thor (1998) #21-25", there is no better instance to show how resilient Thor is, Mangog repeatedly laid some beatings to the god of thunder but the latter kept going every time, Mangog has the power of a billion beings from his race.

This is just one instance out of the 5 issues, he literally took beating like these throughout all the five issues and kept going, even after the beating he took which you can see above, he still took Thanos´ energy field without going down.

If they're outside, Superman should recharge in between hits.

I don't know enough about Thor to choose a winner here unfortunately.

Could go either way though Superman has something of a healing factor

Oh man does he really have the bad of a Rep? I feel bad for him.

This isn't world breaker hulk is it (just a bit confused because of the picture)? Because if it is, assuming he gets to charge up a haymaker and they have to take it head on he could take either of them out in a hit or two imo.

It not then I'd say thor, both are similar durability wise but he has a higher pain tolerance from what I've seen so should be able to stay consious longer.

Title is misleading. Hulk would win no matter what cause the other 2 guys have to stand still and take his punches. Hulk would already win if these guys took turns hitting each other RPG style. As for who'll go down first, it'll be Superman cause Superman is superior to Thor in all stats

@thor_parker82: good points

@p00ty: Thank you good sir, if you or anyone else is interested, I can post a dozen scans more to prove my claims.

Gotta stand with Thor on this one.

@thor_parker82: Normally I'd disagree but because it's Post Flashpoint Clark and his durability is much lower then I agree.

Especially with those scans from Jurgens phenomenal run and that epic arc.

Seal of approval mate.

Thanks :)

That arc was epic indeed.

@thor_parker82: That entire run was epic lol. Personal favorite of mine. It's the equivalent to Pak's Hulk run for Thor. Epic action filled with a deep personal tale and a feat fest for the character. Also features the most powerful incarnation of both characters.

Need to reread Jurgens run.

Dan Jurgens´ run is actually my favorite run as well man, every story arc was engaging, but the best of the best was from the moment Thor placed Asgard on top of New York and everything that came after, Jurgens really delved deep into the character and made a story-rooted run while still having plenty of fan service and action.

@thor_parker82: Agreeeeeeeeeeed absolutely 1000000%. His run was epic and action packed and as you said filled with some fantastic character insight and development.

Once again comparing it to Pak's Hulk they're both my favourite runs on those characters because of the character development and sheer power portrayed.

@theincrediblesuperhulk8642: Completely agree

@thor_parker82: Well....if it wasn't clear I'm gonna follow you. You're a fellow Thor fan and also we just proved a Superman fanatic and a Thor fanatic can get along lol.

Lol

Superman.

Superman

hulk 10/10 spite

Thor has higher durability than Superman

I'll say Superman and post things that don't prove how he wins.

I swear you get better and better at your job.

Thank you.

Last son of krypton beats old one arm

If he can survive Amazons attack and Truth he's indestructible

@thor_parker82: Nice points!

LMAO, as always with your petty comments that never prove anything.

@vertical: Thanks

What was my comment even referring to?

Also.

Superman wins

@never_give_up said:

@thor_parker82 said:

@never_give_up said:

I'll say Superman and post things that don't prove how he wins.

LMAO, as always with your petty comments that never prove anything.

What was my comment even referring to?

Also.

You know exactly what, don´t act like the victim, you´ve done that plenty of times and you´re not fooling anyone, you´ve been called out on your trolling many times.

@thor_parker82 said:

@never_give_up said:

@thor_parker82 said:

@never_give_up said:

I'll say Superman and post things that don't prove how he wins.

LMAO, as always with your petty comments that never prove anything.

What was my comment even referring to?

Also.

You know exactly what, don´t act like the victim, you´ve done that plenty of times and you´re not fooling anyone, you´ve been called out on your trolling many times.

I'm not acting like the victim. Nor am I trying to fool anyone.

@never_give_up said:

@thor_parker82 said:

@never_give_up said:

@thor_parker82 said:

@never_give_up said:

I'll say Superman and post things that don't prove how he wins.

LMAO, as always with your petty comments that never prove anything.

What was my comment even referring to?

Also.

You know exactly what, don´t act like the victim, you´ve done that plenty of times and you´re not fooling anyone, you´ve been called out on your trolling many times.

I'm not acting like the victim. Nor am I trying to fool anyone.

Yeah sure

Thor has better durability than the New 52 Supes as far as I know.

Squirl girl and her new pet Jiggly Puff stomp all three....OK can't decide really given the op

@thor_parker82 said:

If you want to grasp how fraking durable and the insane pain tolerance Thor has, then I urge you to read "Thor (1998) #21-25", there is no better instance to show how resilient Thor is, Mangog repeatedly laid some beatings to the god of thunder but the latter kept going every time, Mangog has the power of a billion beings from his race.

This is just one instance out of the 5 issues, he literally took beating like these throughout all the five issues and kept going, even after the beating he took which you can see above, he still took Thanos´ energy field without going down.

Thor is already knocked out in your first scan from the beating he took in your second scan. What exactly do your scans prove?

if Superman is standing in sunlight he wins. If no sun then Thor wins

I am actually not sure about this one...