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#1 Posted by Garfield (161 posts) - - Show Bio

They fight in Metropolis. 
no morals 
no prep. 
win by death. 
versions = current. 
5 blocks apart.  
 who wins this?

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#2 Edited by blackadamFTW (7882 posts) - - Show Bio

This is ridiculous.

Mr. Majestic stomps in a super duper uber mega curbstomp.

Nice avatar, though.

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#3 Posted by _slim_ (16520 posts) - - Show Bio

Current Majestic... I don't think he's appeared yet in the New 52. But pre-52 he should win.

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#4 Posted by Garfield (161 posts) - - Show Bio
@_slim_: Classic, then. 
 
@blackadamFTW: thanks. 
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#5 Posted by Ancient_0f_Days (14785 posts) - - Show Bio

@Garfield said:

They fight in Metropolis.
no morals
no prep.
win by death.
versions = current.
5 blocks apart.
who wins this?
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you have got to be kidding me ..... hasn't anyone learned from the other Hancock threads ... no matter who he's up against ...... he doesn't have enough feats to put him on anyone's level .... never a good thread with him in it ..... that said .... Majestic one shots John .......

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#6 Posted by BuckshotWasHere (19494 posts) - - Show Bio

I really hope when people say "Maj in a curbstomp" or "Maj one-shots him" they're aware that he has this thing for blasting people in the eye and through the brain and this is what they're picturing:

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#7 Posted by XiiX (13584 posts) - - Show Bio

Mr. Majestic(likely in a creatively painful way).

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#8 Posted by Crom-Cruach (8935 posts) - - Show Bio

Majestic curbstomp.

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#9 Posted by Ancient_0f_Days (14785 posts) - - Show Bio

@Buckshot said:

I really hope when people say "Maj in a curbstomp" or "Maj one-shots him" they're aware that he has this thing for blasting people in the eye and through the brain and this is what they're picturing:

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lol nice

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#10 Posted by CODYSF (2240 posts) - - Show Bio

@Crom-Cruach said:

Majestic curbstomp.

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#11 Edited by The Man of Yesteryear (5592 posts) - - Show Bio

you guys must not have watched the movie. hancock didn't not not show that he could not do stuff that is not on mr majestic's level so we don't know whether or not he could perform feats that aren't not on mr majestic's level...yeah.

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#12 Posted by Immortal777 (9602 posts) - - Show Bio

Hancock stomps

Hancock=Dr Manhattan so how can he lose?

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#13 Posted by Ancient_0f_Days (14785 posts) - - Show Bio

@Immortal777 said:

Hancock stomps

Hancock=Dr Manhattan so how can he lose?

lol this is why he cannot be used in fights ...... speculation is gods tool of mass thread killing

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#14 Posted by pooty (16236 posts) - - Show Bio

@Buckshot: Greetings. I think Hancock should win. So Are you debating on this topic or just passing through?

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#15 Posted by TheDude123 (1972 posts) - - Show Bio

Stalemate. Majestic can't hurt Hancock and Hancock likely can't hurt Majestic either

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#16 Posted by JustWantToKnow (24 posts) - - Show Bio

This isn't even fair, Majestic can breathe in space! THIS is truly a mismatch, ad-least Hancock vs. Wolverine is a fair match!

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#17 Posted by terry2012 (9266 posts) - - Show Bio

@blackadamFTW: This

@JustWantToKnow: Hancock can breath in space too. He just not up with Majestic.

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#18 Posted by Ancient_0f_Days (14785 posts) - - Show Bio

@JustWantToKnow said:

This isn't even fair, Majestic can breathe in space! THIS is truly a mismatch, ad-least Hancock vs. Wolverine is a fair match!

Hancock did stay on the moon for a few days ......... so ...... about space ........

and Wolverine vs Hancock was way worse ......... by far

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#19 Posted by nickthedevil (14908 posts) - - Show Bio

Hancock stomps. Hancock wins because da train no hurtz him. He is invincibles.

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#20 Posted by vance_astro (89978 posts) - - Show Bio
@nickthedevil said:
Hancock stomps. Hancock wins because da train no hurtz him. He is invincibles.
HA!
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#21 Posted by Static Shock (51769 posts) - - Show Bio

@Immortal777 said:

Hancock stomps

Hancock=Dr Manhattan so how can he lose?

Bahaha!

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#22 Posted by Immortal777 (9602 posts) - - Show Bio

Hancock is 2x stronger than Hulk and Hulk has unlimited strength fact.

Hancock is 2x faster than flash because we never saw him fly to the moon he was just there.

Hancock is 2x more durable than Superman like someone mentioned he tanked a train I didn't see Superman do that in Superman returns.

Everything I wrote is proof as to why Hancock should always win.

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#23 Posted by BuckshotWasHere (19494 posts) - - Show Bio

@pooty said:

@Buckshot: Greetings. I think Hancock should win. So Are you debating on this topic or just passing through?

I honestly don't remember all of what Hancock could do so, as happens more often than not, I was just dropping in to talk about what I felt like, not the actual fight as it was presented.

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#24 Posted by Ancient_0f_Days (14785 posts) - - Show Bio

@Immortal777 said:

Hancock is 2x stronger than Hulk and Hulk has unlimited strength fact.

Hancock is 2x faster than flash because we never saw him fly to the moon he was just there.

Hancock is 2x more durable than Superman like someone mentioned he tanked a train I didn't see Superman do that in Superman returns.

Everything I wrote is proof as to why Hancock should always win.

I don't know if I followed you yet ..... but I am now .... you have explained the Hancock Formula ...... much like the Manhattan Method, it is solely based on speculation based on what limitless possibilities the creators have provided for you due to lack of explanation ..... bravo sir, bravo

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#25 Posted by TheDude123 (1972 posts) - - Show Bio

So much hatred against Storm, Black Panther, and Hancock on this site. Even the Mods troll Hancock Threads. Wow.

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#26 Posted by Ancient_0f_Days (14785 posts) - - Show Bio

@TheSwordsman said:

So much hatred against Storm, Black Panther, and Hancock on this site. Even the Mods troll Hancock Threads. Wow.

nice ........ calling mods trolls is sooooooooooo gonna get you far *rollseyes* .......

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#27 Posted by TheDude123 (1972 posts) - - Show Bio

@Ancient_0f_Days said:

@TheSwordsman said:

So much hatred against Storm, Black Panther, and Hancock on this site. Even the Mods troll Hancock Threads. Wow.

nice ........ calling mods trolls is sooooooooooo gonna get you far *rollseyes* .......

Well. you have been trolling every Hancock thread made and goading viners into arguments and being condescending and insulting to anyone who disagrees with you or whose opinion you don't like, soooo.....

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#28 Posted by Ancient_0f_Days (14785 posts) - - Show Bio

@TheSwordsman said:

@Ancient_0f_Days said:

@TheSwordsman said:

So much hatred against Storm, Black Panther, and Hancock on this site. Even the Mods troll Hancock Threads. Wow.

nice ........ calling mods trolls is sooooooooooo gonna get you far *rollseyes* .......

Well. you have been trolling every Hancock thread made and goading viners into arguments and being condescending and insulting to anyone who disagrees with you or whose opinion you don't like, soooo.....

lol if you want to call it that ... but really you are one of the only people who actually think that ...... which means .... nothing ........ sooooo ......... yeah, they are probably gonna get you at some point .... I'll wait ......

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#29 Posted by TheDude123 (1972 posts) - - Show Bio

@Ancient_0f_Days said:

@TheSwordsman said:

@Ancient_0f_Days said:

@TheSwordsman said:

So much hatred against Storm, Black Panther, and Hancock on this site. Even the Mods troll Hancock Threads. Wow.

nice ........ calling mods trolls is sooooooooooo gonna get you far *rollseyes* .......

Well. you have been trolling every Hancock thread made and goading viners into arguments and being condescending and insulting to anyone who disagrees with you or whose opinion you don't like, soooo.....

lol if you want to call it that ... but really you are one of the only people who actually think that ...... which means .... nothing ........ sooooo ......... yeah, they are probably gonna get you at some point .... I'll wait ......

I assure you. I am not the only one. you are trying to start a flame war right here and now, like you always do.

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#30 Posted by BuckshotWasHere (19494 posts) - - Show Bio

@TheSwordsman: @Ancient_0f_Days: quitttt itttttt.....I'm not here to police you clowns.

Oh wait.

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#31 Posted by Ancient_0f_Days (14785 posts) - - Show Bio

@Buckshot said:

@TheSwordsman: @Ancient_0f_Days: quitttt itttttt.....I'm not here to police you clowns.

Oh wait.

lol .... wait .... hey (-_-) ... do you see a red nose and floppy feet over here ........ i surely do not ..... only that guy who got banned (I dare not even utter his name) had that .... and he aint here .....

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#32 Posted by lvenger (29984 posts) - - Show Bio

@Ancient_0f_Days: Why is there yet another Hancock battle thread? This is really getting on my frickin' nerves. And is Swordsman standing up for why Hancock can somehow beat a large portion of comic book characters with limited feats? Typical, just typical of this kind of thread. If I were a mod, all Hancock battle threads would be locked. Then again the power might go to my head.

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#33 Posted by vance_astro (89978 posts) - - Show Bio
@TheSwordsman said:

 Even the Mods troll Hancock Threads. Wow.

Stop making up stuff.
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#34 Posted by vance_astro (89978 posts) - - Show Bio
@Lvenger said:

If I were a mod, all Hancock battle threads would be locked. Then again the power might go to my head.

Unless it was made a rule that you can't make those...users would let you have it. Your PM box would be overloaded with objections.
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#35 Posted by blackadamFTW (7882 posts) - - Show Bio

@Immortal777 said:

Hancock is 2x stronger than Hulk and Hulk has unlimited strength fact.

Hancock is 2x faster than flash because we never saw him fly to the moon he was just there.

Hancock is 2x more durable than Superman like someone mentioned he tanked a train I didn't see Superman do that in Superman returns.

Everything I wrote is proof as to why Hancock should always win.

Everything you say is just golden.

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#36 Posted by jeanroygrant (20442 posts) - - Show Bio

@Ancient_0f_Days said:

@Immortal777 said:

Hancock stomps

Hancock=Dr Manhattan so how can he lose?

lol this is why he cannot be used in fights ...... speculation is gods tool of mass thread killing

LMAO.

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#37 Posted by SandMan_ (4581 posts) - - Show Bio

Majestic

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#38 Posted by TheDude123 (1972 posts) - - Show Bio

@Vance Astro said:

@TheSwordsman said:

Even the Mods troll Hancock Threads. Wow.

Stop making up stuff.

I'm not.

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#39 Posted by The_Thunderer (3120 posts) - - Show Bio

@blackadamFTW said:

This is ridiculous.

Mr. Majestic stomps in a super duper uber mega curbstomp.

Nice avatar, though.

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#40 Posted by DogSoldier88 (734 posts) - - Show Bio

Why do we put Hancock, a movie character who only has ONE story to date, against comic book characters with months or years worth of stories or feats? Is this a spite thread? Anyway, the people who always have Hancock winning these battles always point to his invulnerability and strength feats in the movie, especially the train scene. Now under stand something, before you brush that scene off as overblown, please take note. A freight train can weigh up to 19,000 tons, and move up to 80mph, although in cities this speed limit will be 49mph. If you know physics, you know that KE (kinetic Energy) = 1/2 * mass * velocity (squared). Plug in the numbers and you get KE=1/2 * 19,000 (tons) * 49(*49) -- which means that Hancock was hit with 4,558,359,089.7152 joules. of force. 4.6 billion joules or 4.6 GJ (Gigajoules). Now, 1 ton of TNT = 4.184 GJ, so Hancock was hit with a force equaling, or greater than 1 ton of TNT....... and shrugged it off. He didn't even move. The train wrapped around him. This was not enough force to even move him an inch. So yeah..... We don't know Hancock's upper limit.. but it isn't this. This was nothing to him.

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#41 Posted by Simon_the_digger (5045 posts) - - Show Bio

@Crom-Cruach said:

Majestic curbstomp.

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#42 Edited by PopeSid (106 posts) - - Show Bio

HANCOCK WINS!

PRAISE BE TO OUR LORD AND SAVIOR!!!!