Naruto Uzamaki
Versus
Spider-man
Begin!
Naruto: I'll tell you right now Spidey,
you don't stand a chance.
From what I've seen from your movies
You can't even really dance.
Your life sucks, oh so bad
it's made of epic fail
and if the rumors are true
you got drunk off ginger ale
No, I get that you're good,
you've had a long run
You had four shows
in the time I had one.
Now that's what I'd call a win
or a winnish
Truth be told half of them
never even got to finish.
Spider-man: Spider-sense tingling,
warning me of danger
but all I can see
is this midget, orange, Power Ranger.
You're pretty impressive kid
I really must confess
but to be bluntly honest
your life's a real mess
You've always got some crazy screwed up ninja thing to fight
but no matter how hard you try
it never turns out right.
You've got quite a few girls
as many as me maybe
but your so dim you can't even tell
that they wanna have your baby.
Naruto: So you've got a lot of girls
That's no reason to boast
'cause what happened to the one girl
you cared about the most?
Oh, that's right you sold your marriage
to some dude that's on fire.
And for what ?
Your old aunt who was about to expire.
You've made a lot of bad decisions
more than Kirk without Spock
and that's why your body now belongs to Doc Ock.
Don't look so mad Spidey
I've got something that will boost you
Here have a taste of my new Sexy Clone Jutsu.
Spider-man: You're weird kid so listen
this battle's all mine
so do me a favor
and quit wasting my time.
Why don't you swoon over Sasuke
and have a hissy fit
your lose is inevitable
so I tell you, Believe it!
From what I can see
I've already one this fight.
The Neighborhood Spider
beat the ninja transvestite.
This is what I had. Tell me what you think or make your own.
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