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#1 Posted by texasdeathmatch (13340 posts) - - Show Bio

Weekly Segment 19

Team Texas

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Team K4tz

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Location: Casino (populated)

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Rules

- Movie versions of the characters

- Everyone is in character, except Nightcrawler who is brainwashed (like in the beginning of X-2)

- Standard gear for Bullseye (throwing discs)

- No tele-dismemberment for Nightcrawler

- KO or Death

- Starting distance: across the casino floor (75 meters)

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#2 Posted by God_Spawn (40486 posts) - - Show Bio

I don't see the hookers, but at least you got the blackjack part.

Anyways, I'd have to go back through the movie fights, but from what I remember, I'd give this to team 1. While Nightcrawler was pretty fast, Ock was kind of durable himself and could rather quick with his arms and he has a solid reach and power with said arms. I can see him beating LDS with some trouble or beating Nightcrawler, so he is MVP IMO. Bullseye was pretty skilled and was able to give Daredevil some trouble IIRC, so I can see him potentially tagging Nightcrawler since he has a ridiculous amount of options here to throw things. LDS will be tough to put down from him, but with distance and his accuracy, I can see him at least keeping some distance, which would allow Ock to come in and seal the deal.

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#3 Posted by Betatesthighlander1 (7728 posts) - - Show Bio

I think Doctor Octopus's superior range will get Lady Daethstroke dead enough, and Bullseye should be able to slit NicghtCrawler's throat if he tries to tele-tackle Doc Ock

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#4 Posted by texasdeathmatch (13340 posts) - - Show Bio

@god_spawn: Let's say its a casino in Vegas. So the hookers are a given, considering its populated

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#5 Posted by k4tzm4n (40030 posts) - - Show Bio

- Standard gear for Bullseye (throwing discs)

I just imagined Lester playing ultimate frisbee.

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#6 Edited by Deranged Midget (18346 posts) - - Show Bio

I don't so why Kurt can't take this with ease if he's in the same mental state as when he attacked the President. Lady Deathstrike can distract Octavius who will have his hands full while Nightcrawler can easily stab Bullseye in the back of the head and quickly moves on to finish Octavius just as easily.

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#9 Edited by MandoViking (354 posts) - - Show Bio

If Nightcrawler was able to get his hands on a weapon then I think team K4tz takes it. I think LDS could cut Ocks arms, and I think NC is faster than Bullseye.

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#10 Posted by texasdeathmatch (13340 posts) - - Show Bio

@k4tzm4n:Hmmm...well he did have that knife in the intro of X-2. I'd say keep it, since he didn't really show much skill with it.

@mandoviking:Not sure if LDS has enough force/strength to cut Doc Octs arms, considering she used them primarily for stabbing and not for slicing.

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#11 Posted by Deranged Midget (18346 posts) - - Show Bio

@k4tzm4n: It's a casino breh, weapons galore!

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#12 Posted by whacknasty (5861 posts) - - Show Bio

@texasdeathmatch: Nice match : )

Sadly I never saw Daredevil, so I'm not really familiar with what Lester could do on the silver screen : /

LDS was pretty durable though right? I would have to find my copy of the movie to watch her fight with Wolverine again, but wasnt she tanking everything he tried on her and if not for the adamantium vat they would still be fighting?

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#13 Edited by GrandSymbiote94 (12283 posts) - - Show Bio

Was Deathstrike's claws adamantium in the movie? I can't remember.

I can see Team Texas winning in the long run, With Ock being the MVP.

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#14 Edited by texasdeathmatch (13340 posts) - - Show Bio
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@whacknasty:Thanks, here's an awful video that has some of Bullseye's accuracy and h2h feats. Also, Colin Ferrel's hilarious acting ability as a Marvel villain:

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#15 Posted by whacknasty (5861 posts) - - Show Bio

@texasdeathmatch: Lol, awesome.

Looks like he had some pretty decent h2h and great accuracy/speed with his throwing. If either of team two focuses too much on Ock,then they would more than likely be bombarded. Could be a bad thing for Kurt specifically.

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#16 Posted by Xanni15 (6791 posts) - - Show Bio

I think Kurt could solo. As good as Bullseye is, and he's ridiculous, all it takes is one miss and his confidence takes a massive hit. Kurt can presumably stat "hidden" for a decent amount of time, certainly long enough to get the jump on Bullseye, finish him off, then help out his teammate against Ock. Spidey really wasn't out for blood against Doc, but both of team 2 will be, so he better keep those metals moving.

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#17 Edited by Shawnbaby (11064 posts) - - Show Bio

@k4tzm4n said:

- Standard gear for Bullseye (throwing discs)

I just imagined Lester playing ultimate frisbee.

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#18 Posted by YourNeighborhoodComicGeek (21617 posts) - - Show Bio

I have to say Team Texas in a close fight.

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#19 Posted by IcePrince_X (5092 posts) - - Show Bio

I am seeing the X-pips getting this one

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#20 Posted by Rozalia (751 posts) - - Show Bio

Doc Ock should solo easily enough.

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#21 Posted by MandoViking (354 posts) - - Show Bio

@k4tzm4n:Hmmm...well he did have that knife in the intro of X-2. I'd say keep it, since he didn't really show much skill with it.

@mandoviking:Not sure if LDS has enough force/strength to cut Doc Octs arms, considering she used them primarily for stabbing and not for slicing.

With the knife Nc could 'port right behind either of them and stab them in the back of the neck.

Can't movie Addy cut through anything but more Addy effortlessly?

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#22 Posted by MandoViking (354 posts) - - Show Bio
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@texasdeathmatch: Here's some movie Nc feats. He can throw people with his tail too.

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#23 Posted by IcePrince_X (5092 posts) - - Show Bio

Was Deathstrike's claws adamantium in the movie? I can't remember.

Deathstrike claws and bones are laced with adamantium just like wolverine.

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#24 Posted by texasdeathmatch (13340 posts) - - Show Bio

@mandoviking:Ah yes, one of the greatest scenes in X-Men theatrical history. Its a shame Kurt was pretty useless when he wasn't brainwashed.

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#25 Posted by MandoViking (354 posts) - - Show Bio

@mandoviking:Ah yes, one of the greatest scenes in X-Men theatrical history. Its a shame Kurt was pretty useless when he wasn't brainwashed.

Yeah, they should have had him do more.