Deadpool VS Hidan (from Naruto)

Deadpool

VS

Hidan

Round 1: Random encounter with standard gear.

Round 2: Deadpool gets a week's prep with access to his safehouses and full knowledge of Hidan.

Bonus Round: How many Hidans can Deadpool kill with access to as much tech as he can acquire by any means, ability to pick the place of combat, and full knowledge of him?

Arena: A downtown city

Either side wins when his enemy is completely incapacitated beyond the immediate scope of their healing factor's ability to help them, eg. disintegrated, blown up completely, buried

Deadpool:

@i_like_swords@serrure@hellionvulcan@jmarshmallow@rogueshadow@homicidalmaniac@cable_extreme@god_spawn@theamazingimmo

Naruto:

@the_imperator@dratini1331@rogueshadow@homicidalmaniac@funsiized@soothing_sounds@sync1@princearagorn1@ratava@nighth

Hidan.

Elaborate

Round 1: Hidan

Round 2: Deadpool

Hidan has literally no way to win lol.

Hidan out stats him but the Ritual will do literally nothing so probably Deadpool.

Explain, Hidan won't do anything to him with the ritual. And Deadpool's weapons greatly outmatch his.

@precrisisbardock: @khael: Reasons?

@tryingtochill: What @heatblaze123 said

@heatblaze123: @tryingtochill: Honestly I think Hidan is just too fast for Deadpool. Wade's never really been written as capable of reacting to Spider-Man level characters and Hidan should be in that range.

@tryingtochill: Deadpool just shoots him up then slices his head off.

Hidan is way too fast. He is faster than "Spiderman level characters"

Hidan via incap. Way too much speed for deadpool to contend with. If incap is not allowed, deadpool both rounds, his "immortality" is far more useful than hidan's.

Really? It's not like he shown any speed feats to suggest that.

Hidans faster but deadpool can heal much faster.. including from a head slice

Hidan wont give deadpool any chances he separates his head and then throws it into a pit.

Here's a question, what proof do you have of him being faster?

@heatblaze123: He can keep up with Kakashi making him MUCH faster than Deadpool, and Hidan is not the kind of person to give chances he will hit Deadpool hard and fast and once he learns he cant be killed he'll just incap him.

Hidan is never shown to be fast, just extremely agile. He was able to dodge every attack Asuma made against him until Shikamaru locked him down. Hidan is also extremely durable and nearly inexhaustible, but it's shown that his body is still controlled by his head, and if that's removed he'd basically powerless, which is why he focuses so much on defense. He'll survive anything (he's a True Immortal), but he won't be much good if he's torn to pieces.

Wade Wilson is not all that fast and there are characters much more agile than he is. He doesn't really avoid attacks because he doesn't need to, since his healing factor is so ridiculously awesome. So much so that he can just stick a dismembered limb back to its stump and it'll reattach. He's even able to control his body if his head is removed, somehow. Something Hidan can't do.

Hidan's entire offense is based on drawing blood through a shallow cut so he can perform his Jashin ritual.

Wade's offense is based on killing you. Quickly.

Thus, the fight would probably proceed as thus:

1. Hidan attacks Wade, who doesn't avoid since he's too busy commenting on the massive 3-bladed scythe. Something about overcompensating or something. Hidan draws blood, to his overly zealous glee.
2. Hidan begins ritual, which Wade doesn't interrupt out of curiousity.
3. Ritual destroys Wade's heart, which startles him a bit, but ultimately doesn't kill him, obviously.
4. Hidan grows infuriated and begins stabbing himself all over, which Wade experiences too, but doesn't die from.
5. Hidan becomes enraged and charges a fully healed Wade. Melee battle ensues, but Hidan is less cautious and growing even more enraged by Wade's chatterbox commenting and eventually loses his head.
6. Wade reenacts Lollipop Chainsaw (while wearing a cheerleader outfit?) by carrying Hidan's head around with him.
7. The end.

But that's my opinion.

@precrisisbardock: Deadpool isn't fast enough, and knowing dead pool he would probably brag about his sword that kills anything, that's when Hidan cuts his arms off then takes the sword.

@the_new_avenger: Doesn't look like he's keeping up with him at all, he's chasing him around and Kakashi deflected his attack with a Kunai.

@precrisisbardock: He could be half the speed of Kakashi and still be faster than deadpool.

deadpool both rounds

@the_new_avenger said:

@heatblaze123: He can keep up with Kakashi making him MUCH faster than Deadpool, and Hidan is not the kind of person to give chances he will hit Deadpool hard and fast and once he learns he cant be killed he'll just incap him.

He's more agile than faster like Super Blah said, if he was really that fast he wouldn't be annoyed by those two fodder jonin.

@the_new_avenger: How fast do you think Kakashi is?

@heatblaze123: than are not fodder tho?

@precrisisbardock: Decently fast, fast enough to cut a lightning bolt in half.

@the_new_avenger: But he intercepted the Lightning because it took time to charge up, he didn't react to it or anything.

@precrisisbardock: He can also keep up with 6th and 7th gate guy.

Deadpool pineapple suprise

They didn't do anything up until that point.

@heatblaze123: you mean Team Asume? they have a lot of feats.

like? I'm not talking about Ino, Shikamaru, and Choji.

Edit: Nevermind.

@the_new_avenger: That Kakashi can't

@heatblaze123: o i thought that's who you meant i was going to say, they have some good feats. I may be underestimating deadpool a little bit i don't know. But i have an idea about a battle now.

Hidan dices Wade to the point where he's incapacitated.

Round 1 goes on til the end of time. Niether can kill the other.

Round 2 though is decidedly in Deadpools favor. He Breaks the foruth wall. During his prep time he could just watch the anime, or read Hidans NarutoWiki and learn everything he needs to know to stop hidan.

Jashin-Sama will not save him.

@precrisisbardock: I think you guys are Overestimating Deadpool, and underestimating Hidan.

wouldn't this condition for victory favor deadpool since he actually has a healing factor? didn't he get punched into bloody paste by hulk and regenerate while hidan cant actually regenerate? if so shouldn't deadpool win?

@98115: Hidan is a true immortal while DP isn't.

@the_new_avenger: true but the fight is until one cant heal and is incap which should give deadpool the advantage since hidan cant heal at all and needs to be stiched together..

@98115: Considering DP wont be able to land a hit on Hidan i don't see that as a problem, what i do see as a problem is Hidan using his ritual until DP Unconscious.

@the_new_avenger: I agree as long as he gets koed by the ritual and if that counts as a win with these conditions but I was wondering since the op mentioned disintegrated, blown up completely, buried.

@98115: Yes, Hidan uses his ritual to complete render DP useless.

@the_new_avenger: Deadpool is cursed so that he can't die.

Not sure by what you mean by "True Immortal"

Naruto characters at this point will have a hard time outpacing and dodging bullets, which DP has a lot of. And DP also has accuracy comparable to Bullseye.

@iusemycajonas: Naruto characters at this Point can easily out pace and Dodge bullets. He cant die he is a TRUE IMMORTAL he is to this day alive in his hole.

Based on what? Hell even pre-time skip Shikamaru has feats that show he's faster than sound.

@stardustcrusader: Eh I'll concede that point cause I'm not in the mood for arguing it.

Deadpool still takes this.