Bane pumps up his Venom an' says "I broke the Bat, you should be fodde-" an' before he finishes the sentence, Colossus punches him in the jaw (but obviously holds back, he doesn't wanna kill Bane) an' makes him fly through several walls an' Bane gets KO'd an' broke his jaw. Then the rest of 'em runs towards Colossus an' Croc yells "LEMME SEE WHAT METAL TASTES LIKE!!!" an' punches Colossus but ends up breakin' his own fist, screams in pain but he doesn't give a fu** an' then Croc headbutts Colossus, but Croc ended up gettin' a skull fracture an' is KO'd. Then Catwoman tries ta kick Colossus but Colossus grabs her leg an' says "I do not wish to hurt a woman" an' Two-Face does a battle shout an' hits Colossus with a really long stick, but Colossus obviously feels nothin' an' says "are you trying to tickle me, little one? It's not working" an' then Colossus just pi** smacks him which makes his more good-lookin' side of his face look WAY worse than the more messed up side, but he obviously held back, didn't wanna kill Harvey obviously. Then Colossus rips off a door off a car an' ties Catwoman up with it, cus as he said, he doesn't wanna hurt no woman. Then he walks away an' Catwoman says "ooohh, what a gentleman".
Bane pumps up his Venom an' says "I broke the Bat, you should be fodde-" an' before he finishes the sentence, Colossus punches him in the jaw (but obviously holds back, he doesn't wanna kill Bane) an' makes him fly through several walls an' Bane gets KO'd an' broke his jaw. Then the rest of 'em runs towards Colossus an' Croc yells "LEMME SEE WHAT METAL TASTES LIKE!!!" an' punches Colossus but ends up breakin' his own fist, screams in pain but he doesn't give a fu** an' then Croc headbutts Colossus, but Croc ended up gettin' a skull fracture an' is KO'd. Then Catwoman tries ta kick Colossus but Colossus grabs her leg an' says "I do not wish to hurt a woman" an' Two-Face does a battle shout an' hits Colossus with a really long stick, but Colossus obviously feels nothin' an' says "are you trying to tickle me, little one? It's not working" an' then Colossus just pi** smacks him which makes his more good-lookin' side of his face look WAY worse than the more messed up side, but he obviously held back, didn't wanna kill Harvey obviously. Then Colossus rips off a door off a car an' ties Catwoman up with it, cus as he said, he doesn't wanna hurt no woman. Then he walks away an' Catwoman says "ooohh, what a gentleman".
Colossus knocks Bane's head off in 1 punch. Joker probably says something corny and squirts acid on Colossus, which has no effect. Joker immediately becomes a red stain on the ground. Killer Croc and Two-Face rush towards him. Killer Croc gets his arm ripped off which is then used as a club to smash Two Face. Catwoman realizes there is no point in fighting and while trying to sneak away quietly is smacked turning her into a red mist. Colossus wonders how the hell he gets back to the X Mansion.
I actually want to see this. There is nothing i love more when self proclaimed "big guns" get man handled. one of my best child hood cartoon memories is when superman dressed up as batman and took on bane
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