Beat my Character! ROBERT THE UNBEATABLE!

Tao and the Turtle. Turtle steals his speed, Tao makes him kill himself. Problem solved.

/endthread

@allstarsuperman: doomsday is an artificial mutant kryptonian. Even if the utlimatrix can copy him, HP has the regen and adaptation to punk a lesser doomsday

My character's name is Buzz.

He was trained by:

• Liam Neeson (overall badassery)
• Bane & Morgan Freeman (voice lessons)
• Rihanna (how to take a punch)
• Chuck Norris (more badassery)
• Squirrel Girl ( )

Who he has beaten:

• He outspoke his own voice masters
• He used a plot device against his own master, squirrel girl
• He took Liam Neeson's daughter... and got away with it
• He roundhouse kicked Chuck Norris for a KO
• He stomped the ant-monitor with a ballpoint pen

I win.

@calebhara: dang you win, in a stomp

Hows he a lesser doomsday when he can go: Ultimate HP Doomsday?

There Clones with the spirit of the originals. wrong Robert and go Super Saiyan or Ultimate and becomes better than originals.

BFR's him in to speed force/ hell/ nurseing home/ Oa. then goes ultimate nanomech. jumps inside you and absorbs all its powers.

FALSE! Robert instantly jumps to a pocket universe the proceeds to recreate the universe by ripping Zishun to shreds.

@allstarsuperman: ultimate HP doomsday has no feats. Comicvine logic, better feats better character

Absolutely STOMPS!!!!!!!!! your character!!!!!!!!!

no, Utimate HP Doomsday is just like Doomsday but has already survived crap and rebuild to be immune.

@allstarsuperman: How does my character do?

@allstarsuperman: No. Zishun's infinitely faster. He beats your character to a bloody pulp before you can even blink.

........ IBL. I WIN

Wow... weird character. Alright, here's my team:

• Godfather Morlock, and he has more prep because he cheats and uses the time that Robert's past opponents would have had if they hadn't fought Robert
• Rincewind with a half brick in a sock and the Luggage
• Granny Weatherwax
• The Doctor

My team has so much plotHax that they collapse your character into a small black hole of defeat. Then Morlock uses it as the power source for his wacky time experiments. And Granny acts grumpy, while the Doctor attempts to examine the perturbed Luggage. Rincewind hides in a corner.

This is just silly. Flagged for trollbait.

Also: The Cockroach. Effortless stalemate.

No there's ways to win I'm not trolling

@allstarsuperman: so a completely new utlimatrix alien has survived more than DD? The utlimatrix doesn't just straight absorb the individual, it gets the species I formation then implements it into the utlimatrix wearer. So the doomsday you get wouldn't have done any of the stuff doomy has, making even an ultimate version inferior.