Batman vs Superman (Not as normal as it seems)

Bat mite and Mr Mxyzpltk are bored and decide to travel to the 3rd dimension they decide they wanna see who is really best Superman or Batman after hearing so many debates so they become the puppet masters and pit them against each other in metropolis. They control their every single action Batman and Superman have no control or say in the matter whatsoever. Mr Mxyzpltk gets Superman and Bat mite gets Batman. Who takes it and why?

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... What does different people controlling them change it? If anything Mxy wouldn't have morals, Superman shatters the planet.

I could see a story where this actually happens.

@uchiha454:

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d is my final answer Regis

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

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What's happening to comicvine????

People need to really think about what they post before they post it. Maybe there should be a screening process for newer posters.

@romulusaugustus: Seems fair enough. This isn't the worst I've seen though from a new user so i definitely agree.

Nice name by the way.

Hey guys he's a new user... !

@deathstroke19: Why thank you.

@romulusaugustus: Lol np. I love Roman, Greek, and Carthaginian history.

Hey I've only had one bad post so far, and it was only because I forgot what was a rule and what was a guideline. Not all noobs are bad! xD

I'm more of a noob than you are, I've been active for like 2 weeks XD. I was active for a short while a few months ago as well, and I have to say, the vine has become.... meaner than it used to be. There's a lot of condescension coming from certain people, maybe I'm an easy target because of my low post count or whatever. Debates get volatile very very quickly, especially in the Battles Forum.

The hell.

I've only gotten into an argument so bad that a mod was called once, technically twice but with the same person. I didn't notice how low your post count was. XP

So... Batman still loses?

No mod has been called on me or anyone I've debated yet, but people are just plain old D!ckish sometimes. It hurt my wittle feelings :(

@romulusaugustus: If they were causing fights and being jerks you should've flagged them, "bring the hamma down!"

@jeepeh: lol maybe.

@ghostravage: Yes.

@wolverine08: That's what i thought.

I realize that Superman and Batman are probably the two most famous comic book characters in history, but do we really need 16000 battles between the two of them?

@romulusaugustus: Definitely has been getting a lot worst within the past few months. So many more meanies out there compared to when I first joined the vine.

@patrat18: Lol. "Da hell"

@johnnyz256: BURN THE BLASPHEMER! BURN HIM!

Please read the Forum Board rules next time before you post. This is a spite/stomp/mismatch. You're not an entirely new member either, so you should know this.

nnnnnnnnnnnnnahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

@yourneighborhoodcomicgeek: @romulusaugustus: @deathstroke19: Didn't get any real answers but all of your responses did make me laugh a lot so thanks for that, but could any of you please enlighten me as to why this battle is such taboo or a crime against comic book nature as that is what your reactions presented it to be. Is it that a match between reality manipulators are beyond your thought capacity or something, if that is the case its understandable you can't give a quadratic equation to a first grader and expect them to solve it. Seeing how bat mite can grant super power is there any reason as to why he couldn't do it in this case and make batman superman's physical equal if there is then I agree it is a stomp but if not its far from it.

Batman cannot win this. Their puppeteers are irrelevant.

Superman

@yourneighborhoodcomicgeek: Ok but why are the puppeteers irrelevant, is it because Bat mite and Mr Mxyzpltk are equal in terms of power so it boils down to basically batman vs superman if it's that reason I get it but if its another what is it?

@ghostravage said:

@wolverine08: That's what i thought.

ahahahaha best post thus far XD

...... That's not cruel or anything.

@wolverine08 said:

and This

@jeepeh: Horses die.....

@pokeysteve: They don't always die from a Beating from a Baseball bat, xD

OOOOOH MY GAWD SO DIFFERENT FROM THE REGULAR MATCH!!!!!

/sarcasm

Lol it's not literal. It's an old saying. Check this out.

Oh, my bad. :P

since no one's posted it yet:

@jeepeh: No no it's ok. I don't want people thinking I'm all for the murder of helpless animals. I don't even kill flies. Literally. I catch a lot of crap (just like the flies =D) as you can imagine.