Batman vs My ass

My Ass

• I have just experimented on an ass with the Weapon X program.
• He has gained superstrength on par with Thing and combat speed to rival Deathstroke.
• I have also enhanced his intelligence to Reed Richards level.
• He is still an ass.

Batman

• Batman is New 52.
• Standard gear, including freeze batarangs and smoke pellets.
• Morals on.
• No prep.

Ass

I actually like this thread.

Good job OP. You made me happy.

The ass beats Bats to a bloody pulp and then lays a fart in his face while making a disparaging remark. Geoff Johns, is that you?

Your smelly Ass should win.

Just like every Wednesday night, your ass gets thrashed.

DAT ass though...

lmao

Your ass

Couldn't you use the term "Donkey" instead of "@$$" ?

This thread is a masterpiece

@saren@jedixman

So this is Batman against Ass?

@matchesmalone21:

That's not an answer.

Ass wins.

@thanofleeze: Maybe he wants to get to the bottom of it.

Batman mastered all the martial arts in the world, I'm sure there is one to use to beat an over powered Ass.

Batman taps that Ass.....I mean, he can make that Ass tap. *Ahem*

Ass rekt Batman before and he'll do it again.

Batman's going to get his harry bottom wrecked.

Well, this might be getting locked (rules are rules) but dang, this gave me such a giggle, OP ;)