Baby Thanos vs. Baby Darkseid

The Rules

• Win by any means possible.
• Combatants are in-character.
• Random encounter.
• Takes place in a daycare.

Who would've known these infants become such evil bastards

Uxas stares him to death.

Baby thanos

They both cry.

Darkseid looks meaner as a baby. He wins

Featless monstrous babies.

They both get put into the U.S. foster system and after years of traumatic sexual, physical and mental abuse Thanos develops a crystal meth addiction. He eventually turns to escorting and then the porn industry where he catches hepatitis C. Darkseid grows up to become an alcoholic who after years of drinking is dying from liver failure and has become addicted to painkillers and Flintstone chewables... Smh

Isn't Baby Darkseid still Alexander Luthor Jr.? So he would have the power of Mazahs? So couldn't he accidentally absorb and kill Baby Titan.

@evil-incarnate: Is something wrong with you ? .....

Stalemate

this is dark...

impressive

The one who has feats.

@dragonbellz: Is something wrong with you?

Hahaha

Haha this was worth a chuckle. The replies are sweet.

Darkseid because his eyes glow

thanos is uglier though...

I have a feeling that darkseid wins.

Thanos is cuter lol

Thanos wins.

Darkseid has the powers of Mazahs. So he wins.

Baby Uxas

They both get killed by Reverse Flash after he kills their mothers, Reverse Flash travels back into the present, hoping that he'll finally be seen as a hero....

Only to see that the DC Multiverse has been conquered by Superman, Ruler of Apokolips, and that the Marvel-verse is in danger of being wiped out by the Infinity Gauntlet all because Squirrel Girl just wants to court death. Goddammit Barry, fix the timeline!!!

Darkseid

@mysticmedivh: Seems fitting that this was bumped.

@mysticmedivh: Man you're sick

whichever walks first wins

Thanos. He was fully cognizant while in the womb. Also, Uxos' mom pulled a lion king with him, whereas Thanos' had an immediate premonition when he was born that her child was going to kill her and bring death and ruin to the universe, and so went insane and tried to kill her newborn child.

They get put onto the naughty step.

Lol

Darkseid. At least he has lights in his eyes lol.

Both of these sound about right.

Darkseid

@babydarkseid:

Lol.