Asajj Ventress vs Darth Sidious

Place: Coruscant.

No prep. Win via Death. Morals off. Standard weapons.

......Right.

Unless I'm missing something Sidious wins handily.

lol

Sidious fakes a loss to Ventress, then when Ventress is about to deliver the killing blow, Sidious unleashes Lightning so powerful that it bends Ventress's blades back on her and makes them cut her head off.

Who want's to see me make a compelling argument for ventress winning?

Ventress might have a second or two before Sidious breaks her neck with the force.

Morals off? Ventress seduces him then kills him in his sleep.

Really...

Sidious kills her in about two seconds

And here I thought mismatches like this are supposed to be locked.

This is definitely a Spite/ HUGE mismatch

Same here

Sidious kills her without even trying

@eisenfauste: I do

Nvr mind can't in any stretch of the imagination.

Lol

Morals off? Does sidious even have morals? Either way asajj gets ragdolled via tk and lightning

Ragdolled is to gentle. Sidious literally one-shots her and takes her out in a duel in under 2.5 seconds. This should be locked:

@jedixman

Assaj can block a couple of strikes, but that's it.

Sidious stomps. He's much more skilled with his swordsmanship and better usage of the force.

I always thought Assaj was cool, I guess she has to die here

y is dis still open

Sidious snaps her neck with a thought... or disintegrates her with lightning... or stabs her after a clash or two of the blades while making a weird face.

This Sidious wank.....

Anyways, Ventress is loosely comparable to the Grand Inquisitor, who shits on Sidious in all categories. She should certainly be able to take a few rounds, and maybe even win a majority.

@brightsteel:

@magnus18:

...This is a mismatch worthy of recognition in the archives of the Jedi Order, the only people interested in this match are trolls...Sidious stomps at the speed of light if I really need to give my opinion..

Lol :P

@brightsteel: I've never seen that meme before. It's good. It's always a little hard to tell the difference between trolling and sarcasm on the interwebs. I rarely have conversations online because in real life 50% of what I say is sarcastic.

sidious

Full description of the fight: Sidious doesn't even activate his lightsabers. Ventress lunges at Sidious, slicing at him. Sidious dodges. Sidious dodges again. And again. Ventress jabs at him, Sidious leaps over her. He kicks her in the leg. She howls in pain. He kicks her in the butt. She goes on her knees. Then Sidious has fun torturing her slowly with Force Lightning. This just makes me laugh.