50 ways Batman can defeat Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann

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Well, there's 50 shades of grey. But for a Safe For Work topic here, we are gonna come up with 50 ways Batman, a "mere" street-leveler can take out TTGL.

IMO, Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann is an insanely overrated mecha. He's just a construct that is galaxy-sized, what's so special? Spiral Energy does not mean it is unstoppable.

So dear Batman fans, come in and contribute the different strategies that Batman can come up with to take out Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann. Just imagine what Batman can do as a contingency plan if Simon goes rogue. I will first start off, the rest you fellow fans can contribute.

Note: If you do not think the strategy can work, feel free to post here to refute the strategy and if the refutation is sound, I'll remove it from the list. We can have a good discussion and debate here.

  1. Batman hides in the cockpit of TTGL and takes out Simon and gang with knockout gas
  2. Batman puts in a post-hypnotic suggestion in Simon to get TTGL to shatter itself during the battle
  3. Batman builds a powerful boom tube and teleports Simon and gang outside of the universe, making TTGL cease to exist because there would be no more reality to warp
  4. ???

Go!

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OPs name = Wenjun_Chew.

Why am I not surprised?

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@mysticmedivh: Wrong. That's a name I come up with myself to celebrate the Jewish faith.

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@mysticmedivh: Wrong. That's a name I come up with myself to celebrate the Jewish faith.

Sure.

You're the same guy who had several alts making Batman threads, one of which was also named Wenjun_Chew (but with letters rearranged) yesterday.

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Your time is over, move on.

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@jew_nunch_we said:

@mysticmedivh: Wrong. That's a name I come up with myself to celebrate the Jewish faith.

Sure.

You're the same guy who had several alts making Batman threads, one of which was also named Wenjun_Chew (but with letters rearranged) yesterday.

What Wenjun Chew btw? I don't know who he is.

Is he someone famous who's a batman fan like I am? I'd be flattered.

You could ask the mods if you think I'm the same guy though. They can do an IP check. I'm just an existing user on this forum who doesn't want to use his main at the moment.

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#4 Calls Squirrel Girl to slaughter this dude. Come at me!

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Well, there's 50 shades of grey. But for a Safe For Work topic here, we are gonna come up with 50 ways Batman, a "mere" street-leveler can take out TTGL.

IMO, Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann is an insanely overrated mecha. He's just a construct that is galaxy-sized, what's so special? Spiral Energy does not mean it is unstoppable.

So dear Batman fans, come in and contribute the different strategies that Batman can come up with to take out Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann. Just imagine what Batman can do as a contingency plan if Simon goes rogue. I will first start off, the rest you fellow fans can contribute.

Note: If you do not think the strategy can work, feel free to post here to refute the strategy and if the refutation is sound, I'll remove it from the list. We can have a good discussion and debate here.

  1. Batman hides in the cockpit of TTGL and takes out Simon and gang with knockout gas
  2. Batman puts in a post-hypnotic suggestion in Simon to get TTGL to shatter itself during the battle
  3. Batman builds a powerful boom tube and teleports Simon and gang outside of the universe, making TTGL cease to exist because there would be no more reality to warp
  4. ???

Go!

Yeah right, where's are Batman's feats for those?

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#11  Edited By mysticmedivh

@jew_nunch_we said:

@mysticmedivh said:

@jew_nunch_we said:

@mysticmedivh: Wrong. That's a name I come up with myself to celebrate the Jewish faith.

Sure.

You're the same guy who had several alts making Batman threads, one of which was also named Wenjun_Chew (but with letters rearranged) yesterday.

What Wenjun Chew btw? I don't know who he is.

Is he someone famous who's a batman fan like I am? I'd be flattered.

You could ask the mods if you think I'm the same guy though. They can do an IP check. I'm just an existing user on this forum who doesn't want to use his main at the moment.

Sure. (I might not get a response back from the mods though)

@saren@renchamp

Are @jew_nunch_we, @wench_jewun, @ggrocks, @arrowbat, @dc_supporter, @s1ckb0y, @batman-is-best somehow linked to the recent influx of mismatch/spite/malicious/inappropriate/banned/Wenjun_Chew threads?

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May Batman win this

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I see it now.

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I see it now.

you're eyes have been opened... awaken brother and see the truth. Batman is omnipotent

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Yep. Batman can defeat TTGL, solely because TTGL's weakness lies in the pilots themselves - Simon.

Whoever said otherwise is just biased towards TTGL/against Batman.

I am not a super-Batman fan and I still think Batman could arguably take this. (So can Superman, Doctor Doom, Iron Man, etc etc)

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@serrure said:

@nefarious said:

I see it now.

you're eyes have been opened... awaken brother and see the truth. Batman is omnipotent

Oh no, not that. That, I am aware of. Now, the OP's name.

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He doesn't.

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@serrure said:

@nefarious said:

I see it now.

you're eyes have been opened... awaken brother and see the truth. Batman is omnipotent

Oh no, not that. That, I am aware of. Now, the OP's name.

aggh youre killing me smalls

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@serrure said:

@nefarious said:

@serrure said:

@nefarious said:

I see it now.

you're eyes have been opened... awaken brother and see the truth. Batman is omnipotent

Oh no, not that. That, I am aware of. Now, the OP's name.

aggh youre killing me smalls

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Smalls? That is funny.

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@serrure said:

@nefarious said:

@serrure said:

@nefarious said:

I see it now.

you're eyes have been opened... awaken brother and see the truth. Batman is omnipotent

Oh no, not that. That, I am aware of. Now, the OP's name.

aggh youre killing me smalls

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Smalls? That is funny.

you never watch the Sandlot?

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#24  Edited By JEW_Nunch_We

@micah said:

@thehunter said:

He doesn't.

Just a statement won't prove it.

Simon is human. If Batman goes after Simon, he would beat TTGL.

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So, who else thinks this joke became unfunny awhile ago?

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So, who else thinks this joke became unfunny awhile ago?

We could make quite a list of jokes that became unfunny a good while ago.

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None of them would work. Get out.

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@misterwhisper: This just gets so annoying though. On one hand, some people legitimately believe Batman can beat anyone with "prep", causing others to assume all Batman fans are idiots. This stupid, overused meme also causes Bats to be dismissed on Battle forums with "Church of Chew" jokes, all because one misguided fan took Tower of Babel waaay to seriously.

/rant

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DC has already said Batman can beat anyone with prep. I think TTGL falls into everyone. Besides Batman can be a multiverse buster with prep.

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@misterwhisper: This just gets so annoying though. On one hand, some people legitimately believe Batman can beat anyone with "prep", causing others to assume all Batman fans are idiots. This stupid, overused meme also causes Bats to be dismissed on Battle forums with "Church of Chew" jokes, all because one misguided fan took Tower of Babel waaay to seriously.

/rant

I agree w/you.

I don't bother with those who claim to be a part of the "Church of Chew" or those who mindlessly post Chew Jokes. Needs to stop, ASAP.

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#34  Edited By Teerack

Anyone who actually thinks Batman can beat TTGL doesn't understand Batman or TTGL.

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Is this special ed night on the Vine?

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#36  Edited By s1ckb0y

Actually, Batman just boom tubes into the control room and beats the little pansy pilot silly.

Why do 50 when 1 will do just fine?

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