100 ways Superman can defeat Batman in a fight

So Batman's the greatest? Let's see.

I'll start:

1. Superman fires heat vision from a long distance when Batman isn't expecting it
2. Superman speed blitz when Batman is sleeping
3. Superman goes back in time and kill Bruce
4. Superman flicks Bruce
5. Superman kicks Bruce in the shin
6. Superman hurls Bruce to the sun
7. Superman hurls Bruce to orbit
8. Superman knocks Bruce's head off
9. Superman blitzes Bruce into oblivion
10. Superman high fives Batman into the ground
11. A punch in the gut
12. Two punches in the face
13. Three punches in the jaw
14. Four punches on his neck
15. Five punches where Batman is standing
16. Six punches on the core planet
17. Seven punches in the gut
18. Eight punches in the jaw
19. Nine punches on his neck
20. Ten punches where Batman is standing
21. Eleven punches on the core of the planet
22. Twelve punches in the gut

Make your contributions now.

Go!

5. Superman flicks Bruce

6. Superman kicks Bruce in the shin

7. Superman hurls Bruce to the sun

8. Superman hurls Bruce to orbit

9. Superman knocks Bruce's head off

10. Superman blitzes Bruce into oblivion

Pointless thread is pointless.

As HISHE would say, Superman high fives him into the ground.

@saren :p

Batman would speed-blitz Clark...

1. A punch in the gut
2. Two punches in the face
3. Three punches in the jaw
4. Four punches on his neck
5. Five punches where Batman is standing
6. Six punches on the core planet
7. Seven punches in the gut
8. Eight punches in the jaw
9. Nine punches on his neck
10. Ten punches where Batman is standing
11. Eleven punches on the core of the planet.
12. Twelve punches in the gut.

So on.. so on..

Keep your contributions flowing!

Bat-god would stomp superman

@ggrocks: So you made a spite battle. Hats off to ya.

1 should be renamed to 1000000 ways batgod can erase supergay from existence (im joking)

2 superman could literally just fly into the sun and outlive him

What kind of thread is this? Bruce Blitz-OneShots him.

Kryptonite gum. Nuff said.