Suzi X

Origin

As far as anyone can tell, Suzi-X was meant for greatness from the moment that she was born. She was an exceptional student from preschool, made captain of the cheer squad by freshman year, and was the object of desire by every other student, ranging from the high-ranking jocks to the nerds who licked their cleats for only a fraction of their clout. Much like her brother, she found herself leaping to the top of the pecking order no matter where she went.

It is not known what happened after Suzi graduated from school, but she somehow caught the attention of the espionage agency known as the Amazing Super Spies (A.S.S. for short). Taking it as a chance to flaunt herself even more, Suzi joined and became the agencies number one agent in only a matter of months.

It’s not known how Suzi lost her eye. Even as a toddler she is seen wearing her eyepatch. It’s not even known if she actually needs it, and only wears it for style. Supposedly, the 'X' in her name stands for 'X-tra Booty.'

Creation

Suzi-X was based on sources both from real life and from fiction. Her physical appearance is based almost completely on Sheri Moon Zombie, the wife of Suzi’s creator, Rob Zombie. However, her mannerisms and fashion sense were based on the femme fatale character archetype that was prevalent in spy films of the 1960’s.

Character Evolution

Personality

The nickname ‘Sweet Suzi’ perfectly applies to her. Despite the grueling, violent, horrific, scarring, and downright unpleasant nature of her work, Suzi approaches everything with good humor and optimism that things will always work out with the good guys winning in the end. She doesn’t tolerate evil in any form, and dedicates her life to eradicating its forces so that the good people may continue their peaceful lives. And she makes absolute sure that she will look good doing it.

Next to maintaining world peace, Suzi’s looks are the most important thing in the world to her. She is proud of her sexy body and goes to great lengths to keep up its appearance. She will put everything on hold if she thinks her hair has been messed up, even if she’s on a mission. Heaven forbid she is seen wearing the same outfit for two different adventures. And if anyone dares to insult her appearance, she will open up the biggest can of crazy she can

For all her dedication and vanity, family does always come first for her. Whenever her brother is in trouble, she goes to his aid no matter how badly it inconveniences her.

Appearance

She’s the girl you dream about. A sweet, sexy woman with flowing blonde hair and a tight, firm body. Suzi is proud off her appearance, and will wear whatever it takes to show off every asset she has. No two outfits that Suzi wears are the same, but her most recognized outfit is a light blue catsuit with bell bottom legs and a pair of matching boots and gloves. No matter what outfit she wears, she is always seen wearing her trademark black eyepatch.

Major Story Arcs

Dr. Satan

After a long day of saving the world from tyrannical psychos and megalomaniacal madmen, the last thing that Suzi wants to do is bail out her brother from trouble. But that is exactly what she ends up having to do when El Superbeasto winds up trying to infiltrate the lair of a demonic evil genius just so he can hook up with a stripper that he met at a bar. But first, she has to overcome her own insurmountable obstacles before she can help him with his rescue. She must first pick a new outfit to wear! Once she passes this hurdle, she meets with her robot friend, Marvin, and races into action.

The way to reach him won’t be easy for her. She first has to find him in one of the most dangerous places in Monsterland. There, she must navigate the perils of evil that come their way so that she may help her brother save the stripper, and in turn save the world.

King Kracko

Due to an error that resulted in a conflicting schedule with Marvin’s spare time, Suzi finds herself as the unwitting subject of a figure study for his art class. Naturally, she shows little interest in the artistic endeavor, but begins to get into it little by little as she tries out different poses for Marvin to use as reference. But before the first stroke of a brush, Suzi gets a call from Chief Dragon-Head.

According to the chief, there is distressing news regarding the wellbeing of the future of Earth. An alien menace called the Zostros has appeared on the Amazing Super Spies’ radar again, and it falls to Suzi to take care of the problem. Even worse than that, an old enemy who she had believed dead has reappeared along with them. And he now has access to one of the most brilliant minds in the world.

Knowing that if she doesn’t answer the call to save the world, nobody will. So off Suzi goes to combat evil geniuses, hordes of evil sharkmen and gangs of slang-spouting werewolves to name only a few of the dangers she faces.

Martian Invaders

One day while Suzi-X is enjoying one of her regular sessions of nude sunbathing, the radio station that she is listening to is interrupted by a news broadcast about the recent invasion of Martian forces. Since the next song on the radio’s playlist is one that she doesn’t care for, Suzi decides that she should probably look into the Martian invasion instead. And so, Suzi must find the perfect outfit that she can wear while she halts the Martian forces before she can even think of anything to do about it.

After finally finding the right outfit for her astronomical excursion, Suzi, along with her robot partner, Marvin, land on the Martian headquarters and find a grisly sight. A public execution is in order, and her brother is next in line for it. Can the world’s foremost secret agent save the entire captive population of Earth and her only living family at the same time.

Skills & Abilities

Martial Artist

When it comes to unarmed combat, Suzi-X is among the best in the world. Able to hold off multiple superpowered opponents at once, there are few who are able to match her skill.

Marksmanship

Suzi is proficient in the use of firearms. Especially small automatic guns.

Agility

On multiple occasions, Suzi demonstrates remarkable agility, being able to weave through laser security systems, cartwheel across people’s heads, and slide past multiple armed guards.

Stunt Riding

Suzi’s skill on a motorcycle is impressive. She is able to outmaneuver and outrun just about anyone she meets when she rides one.

Piloting

Suzi is able to pilot vehicles that take extensive training maneuver. Submarines, jets, and even rockets are all in her repertoire.