Does Dick still have the best ass in the DC Universe?

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#1 Posted by damswedon (545 posts) - - Show Bio

I know we comic book fans like to complain about all the stupid little aspects of the books that we love so much. We want to know if Tim Drake was a Robin or not, we want to know where our favourite characters are. We want to know why Jim Lee was allowed to essentially design a universe, and we just want to know why Rob Liefield, just why? The thing is I feel like we are getting side tracked from the most important question of all.

Does Dick Grayson still have the best ass in the DC Universe?

Dick Grayson simply had the best ass in the DCU. Even the most right-wing anti-gay men have looked at the Pre-Reboot ass of Dick Grayson and said, "Man, that is just perfect." You see, Dick's ass looks like an ass the is both muscular but not too muscular. It is both an ass that looks like you could sink your fingers into his cheeks, but also bounce coins off of it if you wanted. With Dick's levels of athleticism and strength I bet he could also snap a pencil in half with those cheeks of his if he wanted to.

The thing is I haven't read any Nightwing in the reboot. So for all I know in the new DC Universe Dick's might be all flabby and gross, it might be reduced to once in a blue moon appearances. Hell, it might shoot fire and project laser-beams for all I know, but I need to know.

Does Dick Grayson still have the best ass in the DC Universe?

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#2 Posted by cameron83 (8436 posts) - - Show Bio

@damswedon: :0

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#3 Posted by SmoothJammin (2608 posts) - - Show Bio

Well shit.

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#4 Posted by rav4 (1688 posts) - - Show Bio

What the **** kind of question is this?

...of course he does

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#5 Posted by Video_Martian (5650 posts) - - Show Bio

Dick and Starfire both have the best-looking asses in the DCU ;) <3

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#6 Posted by Joygirl (21031 posts) - - Show Bio
Scandal's Butt

Scandal Savage.

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#7 Posted by damswedon (545 posts) - - Show Bio

@mr.obvious: Starfire has a generic female comic character's ass. You know one of those asses that only looks like that because most artists out there really should just draw a porn book to get their sexual urges out of their systems. The same thing can be applied Scandal Savage that was brought up by

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#8 Posted by KZR (504 posts) - - Show Bio

Gotta love Comicvine.

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#9 Posted by Sundipped_Superman (291 posts) - - Show Bio

@KZR said:

Gotta love Comicvine.

LOL

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#10 Posted by fodigg (6239 posts) - - Show Bio

It really is his best side.

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#11 Posted by Strafe Prower (13001 posts) - - Show Bio

Let's as :P

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#12 Posted by BatWatch (5483 posts) - - Show Bio

Sadly, Grayson is now about three hundred and fifteen pounds. He is still a pretty good fighter. He can take a punch, and God help the thug that gets sat on, but I find the leotard to be a bit...disturbing now.

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#13 Posted by ReVamp (23015 posts) - - Show Bio

@Strafe Prower said:

Let's as :P

You know my sh!t list? Well you just got your "ass" dragged in it.

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#14 Posted by TheGoldenOne (38932 posts) - - Show Bio
@Strafe Prower said:

Let's as @ReVamp :P

LOL.
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#15 Posted by Strafe Prower (13001 posts) - - Show Bio

@ReVamp: LOL

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#16 Posted by daredevil21134 (15747 posts) - - Show Bio

Huntress does

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#17 Posted by ReVamp (23015 posts) - - Show Bio

@TheGoldenOne said:

@Strafe Prower said:

Let's as @ReVamp :P

LOL.

Go away. Octopuses are too dangerous to be in a thread about asses.

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#18 Posted by Dernman (21906 posts) - - Show Bio
@ReVamp: uuuhm.......... Nah way to easy.
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#19 Posted by ReVamp (23015 posts) - - Show Bio

@Dernman said:

@ReVamp: uuuhm.......... Nah way to easy.

...-.-

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#20 Posted by ComicMan24 (147632 posts) - - Show Bio

@Strafe Prower said:

Let's as :P

LMAO

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#21 Posted by ReVamp (23015 posts) - - Show Bio

F all a y'all.

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#22 Posted by ComicMan24 (147632 posts) - - Show Bio

So you never told as RV. Was Dick's body ready? :P

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#23 Posted by Hawkeye446 (3975 posts) - - Show Bio

Hilarious.

I'm going to say.. yes.

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#24 Posted by SmoothJammin (2608 posts) - - Show Bio

Girls....sincerely, what do find so captivating about a man's ass?

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#25 Posted by Avenging-X-Bolt (16693 posts) - - Show Bio

@SmoothJammin said:

Girls....sincerely, what do find so captivating about a man's ass?

the same thing we find captivating about theirs : )

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#26 Posted by SmoothJammin (2608 posts) - - Show Bio

@Avenging-X-Bolt: I don't follow lol

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#27 Posted by CapFanboy (5590 posts) - - Show Bio

@Avenging-X-Bolt said:

@SmoothJammin said:

Girls....sincerely, what do find so captivating about a man's ass?

the same thing we find captivating about theirs : )

Well...we were tricked by science and our damn hairy ancestors. Why girls like them is a mystery to me though...

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#28 Posted by SmoothJammin (2608 posts) - - Show Bio

@CapFanboy said:

@Avenging-X-Bolt said:

@SmoothJammin said:

Girls....sincerely, what do find so captivating about a man's ass?

the same thing we find captivating about theirs : )

Well...we were tricked by science and our damn hairy ancestors. Why girls like them is a mystery to me though...

I will get to the bottom of this

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#29 Posted by Haaydrian (174 posts) - - Show Bio

...

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#30 Posted by Shotgun (912 posts) - - Show Bio

@SmoothJammin said:

Girls....sincerely, what do find so captivating about a man's ass?

Guys with abs and a sweet ass to us, is probably like a girl with a big bust size and a sweet ass is to guys.

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#31 Posted by Mercy_ (94482 posts) - - Show Bio

Mercy seal of approval

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#32 Posted by xtremekidx (590 posts) - - Show Bio

dick grayson's ass=anti-life equation!!!

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#33 Posted by PlasticBag (1269 posts) - - Show Bio

Lol at the way his ass was in Arkham City.

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#34 Posted by JSH92 (444 posts) - - Show Bio

Why not just read his comic for yourself if you truly find his ass so voluptuous? How can you honestly consider yourself an aficionado of Nightwing's ass if you don't even read his ongoing series?

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#35 Posted by SmoothJammin (2608 posts) - - Show Bio

@JSH92: What's up yours?

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#36 Posted by Blood1991 (8115 posts) - - Show Bio

Well my vote goes to Zatanna and Black Canary

But Dick is certainly third place.

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#37 Posted by JSH92 (444 posts) - - Show Bio

@SmoothJammin said:

@JSH92: What's up yours?

Are you asking what's up my ass? lol

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#38 Posted by Supreme Marvel (11575 posts) - - Show Bio

Too. Many. Jokes.

Exploded

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#39 Posted by Mercy_ (94482 posts) - - Show Bio

@Blood1991: That's Benes, it's cheating lol. His drawings are always ass-heavy.

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#40 Posted by linsanel_Doctor (7138 posts) - - Show Bio

@ravager4 said:

What the **** kind of question is this?

...of course he does

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#41 Edited by Lelanka (84 posts) - - Show Bio

He's always drawn as the most hot guys but guys do you realize it's just drawn character? :D
Though it let me wonder why he's so perfect in this matter lol Almost every comic book character (98 % women) are drawn to look worse than pornstars. I really see no need for it but probably it's just men and their urge for basic 'needs'.

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#42 Posted by darkdetective27 (7853 posts) - - Show Bio

Of course he does.

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Even Speedy cant help but admire it.

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#43 Posted by Nerevarine_11 (4153 posts) - - Show Bio

As a straight male he does have a very toned butt.

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