What would you give Deadpool for Christmas?

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#1 Posted by Namraw (90 posts) - - Show Bio

If you could give Deadpool anything for christmas, and I mean anything in the whole universe, what would that be?

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#2 Posted by BlackReaper (601 posts) - - Show Bio

Something nice, but not as nice as Batman's present.

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#3 Posted by Rabidwolfdog (280 posts) - - Show Bio

Xmas themed Pancakes , lots of them

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#4 Posted by EpicAssassin90 (57 posts) - - Show Bio

A years supply of chimichangas and new swords

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#5 Posted by Kairan1979 (19679 posts) - - Show Bio

A pair of woolen socks. According to ALbus Dumbledore, you can never have enough socks.

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#6 Posted by windew (10 posts) - - Show Bio

Well if it were the 2008 era Deadpool I would get him an autographed photo of Bea Arthur.

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#7 Posted by FullmetalChobit (228 posts) - - Show Bio

His very own Taco Bell. Happy crimbo Deads' :)

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#8 Posted by JonSmith (4502 posts) - - Show Bio

The last cheeto. So he wouldn't stab me.

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#9 Posted by Vortex13 (12140 posts) - - Show Bio

The severed head of Jar Jar Binks. I think he'd like that.

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#10 Posted by sammystorm75 (222 posts) - - Show Bio

Give him Ladies and he will love it.

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#11 Edited by D3athstroke (5115 posts) - - Show Bio

Muramasa Blade hidden in full box of chimichangas which would be buried under 345, 547 pancakes

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#12 Posted by SoA (6214 posts) - - Show Bio

the men/women responsible for the idea , creation , and the one who gave the okay for barakpool

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#13 Posted by HarlequinKiss (516 posts) - - Show Bio

MY BODY.

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#14 Posted by Jean199999 (571 posts) - - Show Bio

The opportunity to spend the day with Betty White at the playboy mansion.The pool will be filled with Fresca. The waiting staff is composed of Bob, Wolverine, Black Widow, Cable and Frank Castle, all wearing this:
 

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#15 Posted by Smart_Dork_Dude (3366 posts) - - Show Bio

Anything except coal!!!

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#16 Edited by SupremeHyperion (1811 posts) - - Show Bio

I'd give him a character re-defining role in a Wolverine Movie that would make all comic fans vomit in their mouths (wait, we can re-wrap gifts right)

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#17 Posted by HulkSlayerT1000 (1074 posts) - - Show Bio

His healing factor back. Since New Deadpool is depowered and doesnt have it.

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#18 Posted by thing150 (1183 posts) - - Show Bio

a chimichanga and some yoohoo he loves both of them

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#19 Posted by fury714 (625 posts) - - Show Bio

Marilyn Monroe's dress.

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#20 Posted by judasnixon (10684 posts) - - Show Bio

A bootleg DVD of Seabiscuit, a bottle of Jergens hand lotion, and a gift card to Payless Shoes......

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#21 Posted by mpierce2690 (331 posts) - - Show Bio

Bea Arthur.

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#22 Posted by spiderpool94 (509 posts) - - Show Bio

A gun that had a really cool sound effect

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#23 Posted by deadpool616 (46 posts) - - Show Bio

All the characters of Nick jr. and Disney jr. so that he could kill them. I would also video tape it happening.

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#24 Posted by BiteMe-Fanboy (8917 posts) - - Show Bio

Some beer, I reckon.

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