What is Deadpool's funniest joke?

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#1 Posted by Ninja_girl_x (44 posts) - - Show Bio

I love every issue of Deadpool, but I really can't work out which of his jokes I like the most. What do you think?

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#2 Posted by SupremeHyperion (1811 posts) - - Show Bio

the one he doesn't tell

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#3 Posted by longbowhunter (9360 posts) - - Show Bio

For anyone who grew up in the 90's the Candlebox reference in last issue of Uncanny X-Force was pretty funny.

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#4 Posted by nerd217 (114 posts) - - Show Bio

That is an impossible question! There's so much to chose from I can't decide!

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#5 Edited by Alex_Tides145210 (73 posts) - - Show Bio

@Ninja_girl_x: does it have to be a joke or can it just be something he did?

Example: Semtex Chair, Rabies shotgun, etc

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#6 Posted by Kid_Omega_Prime (2648 posts) - - Show Bio

I like the issue where DP comes out wearing Jean Gray's old Marvel Girl costume. Now that was funny. XD

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#7 Posted by InnerVenom123 (29887 posts) - - Show Bio

Read Joe Kelly's Deadpool and Uncanny X-force to see. He's got some golden lines.

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#8 Posted by ReVamp (23015 posts) - - Show Bio

@InnerVenom123 said:

Read Joe Kelly's Deadpool and Uncanny X-force to see. He's got some golden lines.

^^

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#9 Posted by primepower53 (6064 posts) - - Show Bio

@ReVamp said:

@InnerVenom123 said:

Read Joe Kelly's Deadpool and Uncanny X-force to see. He's got some golden lines.

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#10 Posted by BatteredArmor (6234 posts) - - Show Bio

Yo Mamagedon

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#11 Posted by venomoushatred1001 (12450 posts) - - Show Bio

@primepower53 said:

@ReVamp said:

@InnerVenom123 said:

Read Joe Kelly's Deadpool and Uncanny X-force to see. He's got some golden lines.

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#12 Posted by GrandSymbiote94 (12282 posts) - - Show Bio

@venomoushatred1001 said:

@primepower53 said:

@ReVamp said:

@InnerVenom123 said:

Read Joe Kelly's Deadpool and Uncanny X-force to see. He's got some golden lines.

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#13 Posted by WaveMotionCannon (7375 posts) - - Show Bio

It's not a joke but when he shot the AIM tech in the face for saying he enjoyed the comedy of Jar Jar Binks, that was hilarious.

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#14 Posted by Ninja_girl_x (44 posts) - - Show Bio

@Alex_Tides145210: that has the potential to be really funny! Basically, it's anything that makes us laugh (his whole life is a joke!)

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#15 Posted by deadpoolchimichanga (26 posts) - - Show Bio
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My personal fav from Superman/Batman Annual #1

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#16 Posted by TDK_1997 (17088 posts) - - Show Bio

It ain't easy to think for one when there are so many.

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#17 Posted by majestic99 (8915 posts) - - Show Bio
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#18 Posted by mavfan626 (4560 posts) - - Show Bio
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#19 Posted by nickzambuto (25168 posts) - - Show Bio

@deadpoolchimichanga said:

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My personal fav from Superman/Batman Annual #1

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#20 Posted by ragdollpurps (16890 posts) - - Show Bio

@GrandSymbiote94 said:

@venomoushatred1001 said:

@primepower53 said:

@ReVamp said:

@InnerVenom123 said:

Read Joe Kelly's Deadpool and Uncanny X-force to see. He's got some golden lines.

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Probably because those are his best depictions... x] But yeah, what they said.

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#21 Posted by primepower53 (6064 posts) - - Show Bio

@ragdollpurps said:

@GrandSymbiote94 said:

@venomoushatred1001 said:

@primepower53 said:

@ReVamp said:

@InnerVenom123 said:

Read Joe Kelly's Deadpool and Uncanny X-force to see. He's got some golden lines.

^^

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Probably because those are his best depictions... x] But yeah, what they said.

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#22 Posted by IIDEADxPOOLII (1415 posts) - - Show Bio
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#23 Posted by RoboShark (2536 posts) - - Show Bio
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#24 Posted by NyxEquitis (405 posts) - - Show Bio

How do you kill a circus?

Go for the Juggler
Go for the Juggler
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Deadpool and Bill

A select few Deadpool moments that I particularly enjoy.

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#25 Posted by FullmetalChobit (228 posts) - - Show Bio

Deadpool - "Knock, knock"

Deadpool clone - "Who's there?"

*Shoots in face*

Can't beat a classic :)

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#26 Posted by EnigmaDope (39 posts) - - Show Bio

@NyxEquitis said:

How do you kill a circus?

Go for the Juggler
Go for the Juggler
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Deadpool and Bill
Deadpool and Bill

A select few Deadpool moments that I particularly enjoy.

Love those ones, there's no other character who is as humorous as Deadpool.

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#27 Posted by Metaphor (16 posts) - - Show Bio
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#28 Posted by Liara (433 posts) - - Show Bio

there are so many, I can't decide. He is hilarious in every comic.

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#29 Posted by DeadpoolFan101 (35 posts) - - Show Bio

This is pretty funny....

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#30 Posted by HopesummersFORtheFUTURE (5793 posts) - - Show Bio
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#31 Posted by julie3 (5 posts) - - Show Bio

@EnigmaDope said:

@NyxEquitis said:

How do you kill a circus?

Go for the Juggler
Go for the Juggler
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Deadpool and Bill
Deadpool and Bill

A select few Deadpool moments that I particularly enjoy.

Love those ones, there's no other character who is as humorous as Deadpool.

These are all great, but the last one is by far my favorite.

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#32 Posted by Reignmaker (2370 posts) - - Show Bio

...AAAAAND WE HAVE A WINNER!

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#33 Posted by Joygirl (21019 posts) - - Show Bio

Uncanny X-Force, when the Father says he's going to tuck him in... "Wait... that's not good. Actually... that's bad." Made me laugh my ass off, really tickled me for some reason.

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#34 Posted by darktiger (4861 posts) - - Show Bio

@GrandSymbiote94 said:

@venomoushatred1001 said:

@primepower53 said:

@ReVamp said:

@InnerVenom123 said:

Read Joe Kelly's Deadpool and Uncanny X-force to see. He's got some golden lines.

^^

^^

^^

^^

^^

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#35 Posted by Arkhamc1tizen (2316 posts) - - Show Bio
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#36 Posted by The_Goddess_of_Chaos (325 posts) - - Show Bio

@Arkhamc1tizen: lol

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#37 Posted by Vermoot (107 posts) - - Show Bio

I guess that time when he actually managed to make a piano fall on wolverine in Wolverine Origins was pretty awesome. Pic to come tomorrow if I'm not too lazy for that.

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#38 Posted by johnny_messethie (21 posts) - - Show Bio

Mommy's been very bad.

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#39 Posted by SovereignDivinity (99 posts) - - Show Bio

@RoboShark: KML!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!,ROTFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!,LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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#40 Posted by evodmasters (593 posts) - - Show Bio

@Reignmaker said:

...AAAAAND WE HAVE A WINNER!

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... Is that FDR spearing Deadpool from his wheelchair down a flight of stairs. Bah ah hahaha.

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#41 Posted by darkwingdan (211 posts) - - Show Bio

@evodmasters: Deadpool vs. FDR should be an instant classic.

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#42 Posted by HopesummersFORtheFUTURE (5793 posts) - - Show Bio

Deadpool is going to fight Cable wearing a Marvel Girl costume]

Deadpool: Let's go kick some mutant megalomaniac tushy! Once an X-Man, always an X-Man!

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#43 Posted by PaperDemon (685 posts) - - Show Bio

Deadpool didnt say it but it was witty in Deadpool #1

"Your not the hero we want, your the scumbag we need."

Well said.

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#44 Posted by CalebHara (2421 posts) - - Show Bio

Theres so many, this guy is too funny

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#45 Posted by judasnixon (10694 posts) - - Show Bio
And that's how you brake the forth wall.... 
And that's how you brake the forth wall.... 
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#46 Posted by Jean199999 (571 posts) - - Show Bio
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#47 Posted by Dark_Vengeance_ (15330 posts) - - Show Bio

@judasnixon said:

And that's how you brake the forth wall....
And that's how you brake the forth wall....

Holy crap!

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