So I was rereading AvX consequence. And have come to the conclusion that Piotr has the best powers ever. The power I'm talking about? The ability to turn a five o'clock shadow into a full on manly beard. The manliness of the power would make all the women in marvel faint at the cold steely facial hair. And like the hair on his head his full on beard is at that perfect shade of black.

Imagine him with body hair. Yeah I know he doubles the coating of his defense not just with that black steel chest shield us lesser men would consider body hair he coats himself in pure man power. He styles his hair in a mohawk and guess what head blade mofo.

Yes this thread sums up my boredom.

Lol Storm didn't seem to be whooo'd, but she also shrugged off Hercules in all his manliness so maybe she is an exception.

Kind of makes me wonder why he doesn't clip his finger nails in such a way as to give himself claws.

@Blood1991 said:

Lol Storm didn't seem to be whooo'd, but she also shrugged off Hercules in all his manliness so maybe she is an exception.

Damn bro Hercules and Colossus should have an ongoing together. The amount of manliness in one title will blow minds and increase libido.

@JohnnyGat said:

@Blood1991 said:

Lol Storm didn't seem to be whooo'd, but she also shrugged off Hercules in all his manliness so maybe she is an exception.

Damn bro Hercules and Colossus should have an ongoing together. The amount of manliness in one title will blow minds and increase libido.

LOL.

This thread made me chuckle. I've gone on record that bearded Colossus is pretty much how he should be depicted on a permanent basis.

@JonSmith said:

Kind of makes me wonder why he doesn't clip his finger nails in such a way as to give himself claws.

You know, I hadn't thought of that. An alternate universe Piotr could get really nasty. Imagine him with grown out sharpened nails, teeth filed into points, and hair grown out and styled into liberty spikes. Scary right?

@Onemoreposter said:

@JonSmith said:

Kind of makes me wonder why he doesn't clip his finger nails in such a way as to give himself claws.

You know, I hadn't thought of that. An alternate universe Piotr could get really nasty. Imagine him with grown out sharpened nails, teeth filed into points, and hair grown out and styled into liberty spikes. Scary right?

Wolverine: "I'm the best there is at what I do..."

Alternate Universe Colossus: "O RLY?!"

I just thought of a perfect tagline for a Hercules Colossus team-up book. "Double the manpower, double the Man Power"

@JohnnyGat: No way. I've already thought of one better. Pete is steel and Herc is wooly. It will be called "Steel Wool". They'll be a freelance vigilante team that 'Brightens up your streets' and 'Slice through crime and makes thugs on street corners disappear'.

@Rickbarry said:

@JohnnyGat: No way. I've already thought of one better. Pete is steel and Herc is wooly. It will be called "Steel Wool". They'll be a freelance vigilante team that 'Brightens up your streets' and 'Slice through crime and makes thugs on street corners disappear'.

But that just downplays the amount of orgasms they give people who glance at their direction.

This thread is my favorite thing in the universe atm.

Colossus/Herc team-up, make it happen Marvel!

This thread is my favorite thing in the universe atm.

Colossus/Herc team-up, make it happen Marvel!

Pete needs a few team ups all with heavy hitters so he can learn to throw his weight around (Thing, Hulk, Herc, Wonder Man, heck even Rulk). He needs to learn to unleash his muscle a bit and let go a bit. I mean he's been beat on, dumped on, corrupted, manipulated and lied to and that's by the people close to him, I want him to man up and start knocking the heads of more then just robots and going all out on and show us what he can really do.......hopefully Cable can bring that out.

@Walker696: He's going to try and kill Cable. So I don't think he's going to need to bring out that side.