Calling all Cheetah fans! If Barbara Ann Minerva AKA Cheetah gave you permission to pet her like you would a normal cat, what sort of stroking would you give her? A tummy rub? A scratch behind the ears? A feet massage? A rib rub? A scratch under the throat? A back massage? A pat on the head? What? Oh, and if you don't like this sort of thing, then just don't post. But if you DO like it, what's your answer for the way you would pet cheetah like, well, a pet cheetah?

Oh god the perversion.

@Blood1991 said:

Oh god the perversion.

This has the potential to get freak nasty.........I'm paying attention to this thread now.

@Blood1991 Hey, first of all, I wrote in the OP, very clearly, that IF YOU DON'T LIKE THIS SORT OF THREAD, THEN DON'T POST ON IT. Second of all, I made this thread so Cheetah fans could give their opinions on what kind of petting they'd like to give her if they could, not so anyone could moan and gripe about stuff which has no relevance to the topic whatsoever. Anyone who does that shouldn't even bother posting, and just stay off of my threads.

foot message.

It depends. Does she you know...shave?

Carefully. Plain and simple.

I'd have made sure to taken my shots first

I'd totally give her a foot massage.

Foot massage, although if I make the wrong move, it could be catastrophic. 

No, I still wouldn't trust her.

@The Stegman said:

Foot massage, although if I make the wrong move, it could be catastrophic.

AHAAAA!!

@The Stegman said:

Foot massage, although if I make the wrong move, it could be catastrophic.

@BiteMe-Fanboy said:

@The Stegman said:

Foot massage, although if I make the wrong move, it could be catastrophic.

AHAAAA!!

no! you mean this

will she lay in front of me while i sit on the floor with her arms and head on my lap? so i can pet her head and back while she purrs gently.

With this and the "tickleish" thread, I am thoroughly scared.

However she wanted me to ;)

PFFT

I... I ju-... I... I would probably not want to pet her, as cats that can break superman's skin with their bite are quite terrifying to me.

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Oh please. As if any of you lot even knew how to make a kitten purr.

Scratch that booty.

Groom her

Probably gently behind her ear...like a real cat. I wouldn't go any further below her neckline for fear of my testes being torn out.

This question kinda weirds me out though...one must be a pretty big fan of Cheetah...

even though cheetah is my all time favorite i still want to live my life to its foolest------------but what i would do is take a really long stick attach a glove to it and hope for the best i guess(hope that wonder woman is around the corner and when i scream for HELP she'll save me)

I'm not a furry. Sorry.

Cats mostly love to be pet from nose to ears over the eyes 3x(third time should be little more pressure), few times behind ears 3-4, little beneath chin 3-4, and most important TWO times full from the ears - neck - back till the tail ! If you do that third time, u can be bitten or scratched :D

Once again two times neck - back - to tail, she will want more... and night become crazy !