If Cheetah allowed you to pet her, how would you do it?

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#1 Posted by blackdemon (2213 posts) - - Show Bio

Calling all Cheetah fans! If Barbara Ann Minerva AKA Cheetah gave you permission to pet her like you would a normal cat, what sort of stroking would you give her? A tummy rub? A scratch behind the ears? A feet massage? A rib rub? A scratch under the throat? A back massage? A pat on the head? What? Oh, and if you don't like this sort of thing, then just don't post. But if you DO like it, what's your answer for the way you would pet cheetah like, well, a pet cheetah?

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#2 Posted by Blood1991 (8115 posts) - - Show Bio

Oh god the perversion.

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#3 Posted by WARLOCK2792 (18068 posts) - - Show Bio

@Blood1991 said:

Oh god the perversion.

This has the potential to get freak nasty.........I'm paying attention to this thread now.

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#4 Posted by blackdemon (2213 posts) - - Show Bio

@Blood1991 Hey, first of all, I wrote in the OP, very clearly, that IF YOU DON'T LIKE THIS SORT OF THREAD, THEN DON'T POST ON IT. Second of all, I made this thread so Cheetah fans could give their opinions on what kind of petting they'd like to give her if they could, not so anyone could moan and gripe about stuff which has no relevance to the topic whatsoever. Anyone who does that shouldn't even bother posting, and just stay off of my threads.

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#5 Posted by TheCannon (20267 posts) - - Show Bio

foot message.

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#6 Posted by SmoothJammin (2604 posts) - - Show Bio

It depends. Does she you know...shave?

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#7 Posted by Crimsonlord53 (1546 posts) - - Show Bio

Carefully. Plain and simple.

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#8 Posted by krspaceT (1891 posts) - - Show Bio

I'd have made sure to taken my shots first

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#9 Posted by Krissyjump (107 posts) - - Show Bio

I'd totally give her a foot massage.

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#10 Posted by The Stegman (35339 posts) - - Show Bio

Foot massage, although if I make the wrong move, it could be catastrophic. 

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#11 Posted by GunGunW (1020 posts) - - Show Bio

No, I still wouldn't trust her.

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#12 Posted by BiteMe-Fanboy (8917 posts) - - Show Bio

@The Stegman said:

Foot massage, although if I make the wrong move, it could be catastrophic.

AHAAAA!!

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#13 Posted by starrk_coyote (684 posts) - - Show Bio

@The Stegman said:

Foot massage, although if I make the wrong move, it could be catastrophic.

@BiteMe-Fanboy said:

@The Stegman said:

Foot massage, although if I make the wrong move, it could be catastrophic.

AHAAAA!!

no! you mean this

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#14 Posted by sunhawk (650 posts) - - Show Bio

will she lay in front of me while i sit on the floor with her arms and head on my lap? so i can pet her head and back while she purrs gently.

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#15 Posted by Bruxae (18147 posts) - - Show Bio

With this and the "tickleish" thread, I am thoroughly scared.

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#16 Edited by amazing_webhead (8618 posts) - - Show Bio

However she wanted me to ;)

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#17 Posted by InnerVenom123 (29887 posts) - - Show Bio

PFFT

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#18 Posted by theTimeStreamer (2845 posts) - - Show Bio
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#19 Posted by gumflabica (3460 posts) - - Show Bio

I... I ju-... I... I would probably not want to pet her, as cats that can break superman's skin with their bite are quite terrifying to me.

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#20 Posted by Impy (127 posts) - - Show Bio
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#21 Posted by ragdollpurps (16890 posts) - - Show Bio

Oh please. As if any of you lot even knew how to make a kitten purr.

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#22 Edited by Bogey (1022 posts) - - Show Bio

Scratch that booty.

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#23 Posted by Nerx (15351 posts) - - Show Bio

Groom her

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#24 Posted by Veshark (9458 posts) - - Show Bio

Probably gently behind her ear...like a real cat. I wouldn't go any further below her neckline for fear of my testes being torn out.

This question kinda weirds me out though...one must be a pretty big fan of Cheetah...

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#25 Posted by wonderfan409 (100 posts) - - Show Bio

even though cheetah is my all time favorite i still want to live my life to its foolest------------but what i would do is take a really long stick attach a glove to it and hope for the best i guess(hope that wonder woman is around the corner and when i scream for HELP she'll save me)

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