Who would you not want to see standing over your bed at night - a pissed off Batman or a gleeful Joker?

The one that will actually kill you

Joker of course. Bats ain't going to do shit.

this guy

Same! lol

Well I don't think Batman would run around handing out tickets. If he's here you're either in danger or you're lying to us.

@jb681131: I'm Robin.

I feel BatGod's presence in my room every night regardless, OP.

Catfishman is scarier

@jonny_anonymous: Well... he'll break your bones, leave you with internal bleeding and heavy concussions. He won't kill you, he'll allow you to remain in the hospital uncomfortably in pain. He might visit you every night and psychologically torture you until you get him the information he wanted or maybe he just wants revenge. And you still won't die because as you sit in prison, you'll just keep replaying the trauma in your head, suffering a lifelong experience of the brutal memories while getting butt-raped and beaten for the remainder of your unfortunate life.

At least with Joker, you might get a nice laugh before finally dying.

Both are terrifying in there own ways and rights.

@zer0-x: No he's not, I'm not a criminal and I'm not going to put up a fight so he won't do anything to me.

Batman is more intimidating. Joker is scarier.

joker.

Joker tried to kill a bunch of babies that one time. Batman's actually saved Joker's life. The one that does not protect the sh**tiest people in Gotham, is scarier.

@jonny_anonymous: If Batman is pissed at you, assume you did something wrong enough to warrant it. So, yes, he will.

@westfriesianman: When have you ever seen a pissed off Batman scold someone?

@zer0-x: But I haven't and I wouldn't so I'm not.

@zer0-x: thats true, tbh.

I don't know both are scary. Joker methods are crazy but less painful. Batman methods are scary and painful.

@jonny_anonymous: The whole point of Batman coming after you is because, in this scenario, you've done something wrong. He wouldn't be in your bedroom otherwise.

The Joker.

The guy that'll kill you just to get a laugh

Not really afraid of dying. More worried about being internally damaged for the rest of my life (say broken spine, arms, so forth)...so, Batman.

Like here:

@jb681131: Lol, I like it how it seems as if he feels bad for a moment but in reality just doesn't care.

Joker. Batman would break my bones, the Joker would kill me.

The one who will kill me just for laughs and giggles.

@jb681131: Awesome

Joker.

Thanx. My frist post is from the graphic novel "Joker" by Brian Azzarello. And my second post is from "Batman, The dark knight: Mad".

Depends. To criminals, it's Batman. To others, it's Joker.

Joker if he's out to get me

The Joker would kill you, for no reason in way you cant even imagine.

I will take the one that kill me first