And you know he's Batman and he doesn't know you know.

Say things like "Batman is a villian and is only making the problem worse" than stare at his face.

Stay away from him because I don't want to end up as bait or friged

@lpnq: @thatguywithheadphones:Lol

Go to his house and find the clock and open it. Then say " Large basement, like that awesome car though.

Tell him that i know it. If he is my friend, then he should know that i know who he is.

Nothing really, go on with my normal life.

Ask him for a big loan, and use the "I know you're Batman thing" if he gets to stinky about me paying it back. ;)

Nah, I'd probably just not say anything. I'd worry about him though.

Ask for Money and to take the Batmobile on a joyride.

Get the hell away from him before I end up dead

Good thinking...

If he was a bit older than I'd ask him if I could be his Robin!

Otherwise, I'd ask him if I could be The Batman of The Netherlands. (Batman Inc. :p)

So, that he gives me some gadgets, a suit and last but not least...The BATMOBILE.

ask for fighting lessons

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Go on patrol with him.

I'd dress up like a mummified private dick and seek revenge for an incredibly stupid reason.

I really want to know how I earned his friendship, because I'd probably continue doing that. I'd ask him if he'd needed help, and if I needed help on something, I'd ask him if he could help. I'll also send him a Christmas card.

mooch off of him

give me 10 millon dollars.

Leave

Borrow money.

I'd probably tell the world he is batman for that one time he slept with my girlfriend..Or the ass hole I am, I'll probably make so much fun of him by saying stuff like, hahaha u couldn't save that girl...those people died because you were busy with the joker...lol joker is out again...u r one of the worst superheroes ever...that's why Robin died...

Nonsense! Batman doesn't kill!

See?!?

@life_without_progress: I mean dead from his villains targeting me

Ask to borrow the Batmobile.

Ask for him to hook me up with models and such, because that's what bff's do.

Threatening him by saying I will give out his identity, if I don't have $50 million deposited in my bank account in the next hour.