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    Character » Batman appears in 23645 issues.

    Bruce Wayne, who witnessed the murder of his billionaire parents as a child, swore to avenge their deaths. He trained extensively to achieve mental and physical perfection, mastering martial arts, detective skills, and criminal psychology. Costumed as a bat to prey on the fears of criminals, and utilizing a high-tech arsenal, he became the legendary Batman.

    Off THEIR Mind: Can Batman Really Defeat Everyone?

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    CitizenJP

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    #1  Edited By CitizenJP

    Long live Batman.

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    #2  Edited By FatihBATMAN

    Long live Batman.

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    #3  Edited By WarBlade539

    Batman wins...end of story.

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    #4  Edited By Hancock89

    The most wanked character in comic book history. 

    Make a thread of Batman versus any given character and the first question you get from his craziest fans is: ''How much prep time does he get?!''.    
      
    Listening to some of 'em one could even beleive that Batman could probably defeat the entire comicverse if granted enough prep-time.  Quite ridiculous, he's the Chuck Norris of comic books.  And it doesn't seem like the blind fanboyism among writers and his most loyal fans will change any time soon.

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    #5  Edited By StMichalofWilson
    Nuff' Said
    Nuff' Said
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    #6  Edited By SaintWildcard

    Batman beats the entire DBZ universe fused togther with only an hour of prep and all the Dragonball mangas.

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    #7  Edited By Inverno

    Altair, Ezio and Connor can kick Batman's ass. There I said it.

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    #8  Edited By ccraft

    “Tony, Batman can’t lose. Dont’ even try and make him lose, because its just going to be that much more embarrassing for you when you realize that he can’t lose…"

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    #9  Edited By Hancock89

    Speaking of blind fanboyism...

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    #10  Edited By Migz13

    NO. No matter how RIDICULOUSLY OMNIPOTENT/GODLIKE/OMNICIENT/IMPOSSIBLE a foe is... when matched with Batman, it's a no win scenario for that guy. 
    It's just so damn fun to see how Batman can actually still win. He's a survivor, and that's what he'll always do: Survive.

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    #11  Edited By ccraft

    @CaioTrubat:

    Caio Trubat, Batman can’t lose. Dont’ even try and make him lose, because its just going to be that much more embarrassing for you when you realize that he can’t lose…

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    #12  Edited By toekneebeeears

    Someone should tell Jimmy Palmiotti that Batman did beat Hulk, as well as Superman several times.

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    #13  Edited By TheCrowbar

    HE CAN'T BE CYCLOPS BECAUSE CYCLOPS WAS RIGHT ARGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGH!!

    *foams at the mouth*

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    #14  Edited By Silavite

    This may just be my opinion but...

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    #15  Edited By TrueIlluminatus

    You're implying there is room for defeat on Batman's end.

    There isn't.

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    #16  Edited By modunhanul

    Bat-GOD

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    #17  Edited By BoyWander

    LONG LIVE BATMAN!

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    #18  Edited By The_Ghostshell

    Its a rhetorical question right?

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    #19  Edited By Blood1991

    This is why I can't love Batman, I like Batman well enough, but honestly I hate this perception that he is unbeatable. His book is good and seeing him struggle against Talon was awesome, but then you have this parallel fanverse where he could take Superman and Wonder Woman on blindfolded and it is totally acceptable. Bat-god in my opinion ruins Batman.

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    #20  Edited By The_Roman

    Batman doesn't battle, he allows you to lose. Just kidding.

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    #21  Edited By spiderturtle

    Long live Bat-God!

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    #22  Edited By gotwillpower

    There's always someone better than you.

    Luckily, that doesn't apply to Batman!

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    #23  Edited By Roxasnelson14

    Give batman 1 or 2 week prep time then we see how it goes

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    #24  Edited By WaveMotionCannon

    @Silavite said:

    This may just be my opinion but...

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    this!!! The Bat wanking is nauseating.

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    #25  Edited By ccraft

    @Blood1991: Thats why batman is the best character, hes always prepared. But having this perception were he is unbeatable thats what makes batman, batman! Gosh..But the stories were he gets hes butt kicked and still wins is one of my favorites. If you think about it every character is unbeatable, when they die they come back so it doesnt matter.

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    #26  Edited By ssejllenrad

    @toekneebeeears said:

    Someone should tell Jimmy Palmiotti that Batman did beat Hulk, as well as Superman several times.

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    Yes batman did... But when did he beat them in canon? That's the better question...

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    #27  Edited By MuyJingo

    Because of the characters obsession, devotion, experience, training and innate gifts, then he can beat most people in a believable way.

    Some people might not like that, but it's true.

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    #28  Edited By Rumble Man

    I blame miller

    **** that guy

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    #29  Edited By sinestro_GL

    Without the convenient plot devices...then no.

    E.g.

    Hush: Supposing that Lois managed to escape Catwoman's escape and went somewhere she couldn't be found, and if Bruce didn't happen to be in the same building as the Kryptonite ring, Batman would have probably been turned inside out.

    e.g. 2:

    TDKR: Suppose Oliver Queen dropped his arrow, or was apprehended before he had a chance to fire his arrow, the ending of the Superman/Batman fight would have come a lot sooner.

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    #30  Edited By barnabae70

    Honestly batmans cool and all but this topic is just point less because even if he had all the prep time in the world id bet my life wolverine would STILL find a way to kill batman. *(Oh hell new pointless discussion can wolverine kill every1 if he had enough prep time.)* Also just to state a fact Dr. Doom or Wolverine are the comicverse chuck norris.

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    #31  Edited By NativeNerd

    Batman Wins when he actually takes the time to prep

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    #32  Edited By Trodorne

    @Blood1991: I agree.

    I hate batman/bruce wayne and he can go die. Nightwing is clearly the Superior Hero.

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    #33  Edited By growup

    No he cannot.

    Come at me fanboys

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    #34  Edited By toekneebeeears

    @ssejllenrad: Well, Batman beat Superman in the Hush storyline as was pointed out by a previous comment.

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    #36  Edited By toekneebeeears

    Let us not forget that Batman has plans to beat the entire JLA. Has no one read Tower of Babel or seen Justice League: Doom ? End of discussion.

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    #37  Edited By Praetor_fenix

    Let's turn batman into a Villain and have D-List heroes/villains team up to beat him 'cause they're so inconsequential he didn't prepare for them.

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    #38  Edited By Loki9876

    @Red_Justice: I agree

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    #39  Edited By Dunners

    Batman always finds a way to defeat anyone, thats what makes him a good dective, He always finds a way!!

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    #40  Edited By GodDamnIronMan

    @Blood1991 said:

    This is why I can't love Batman, I like Batman well enough, but honestly I hate this perception that he is unbeatable. His book is good and seeing him struggle against Talon was awesome, but then you have this parallel fanverse where he could take Superman and Wonder Woman on blindfolded and it is totally acceptable. Bat-god in my opinion ruins Batman.

    This!

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    #41  Edited By Gammbitt

    its been like two months since i read an avx comic, did batman really go over to marvel and if so can someone post the issue number?

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    #42  Edited By Michiel76
    @Gammbitt said:

    its been like two months since i read an avx comic, did batman really go over to marvel and if so can someone post the issue number?

    Yes actually he did in AvX #13!
    The phoenix force created a portal between the MCU and the DCU so batman was able to cross, he kicked everyones ass of course.
    Why did they do this? Well because Marvel has made a mess lately with their big events and needed DC to actually write a good ending to this monstrosity.
    Of course this all leads up to Marvel joining the DC universe in 2013. I mean you did read the news that Disney sold Marvel to warner brothers so they could buy Lucasarts right?
    So next year we will get DC NOW!! it's not a complete reboot but it will allow the marvel characters to be merged into the DCU. 
    Apparently Spider-man will move to Gotham city, and get's involved with Batgirl cause he has a thing for redheads.
     
    Hope this helps
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    #43  Edited By SandMan_

    Nope, he can't.

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    #44  Edited By FatihBATMAN

    Michiel76, are you serious? or joking?

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    #45  Edited By Strider1992

    Simply put no. There are far to many variables.

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    #46  Edited By Dark_Vengeance_

    @TheCrowbar said:

    HE CAN'T BE CYCLOPS BECAUSE CYCLOPS WAS RIGHT ARGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGH!!

    *foams at the mouth*

    yeah for once. Batman is always right.

    Note: G-man

    What have you done?

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    #47  Edited By SandMan_
    @Blood1991 said:

    This is why I can't love Batman, I like Batman well enough, but honestly I hate this perception that he is unbeatable. His book is good and seeing him struggle against Talon was awesome, but then you have this parallel fanverse where he could take Superman and Wonder Woman on blindfolded and it is totally acceptable. Bat-god in my opinion ruins Batman.

    You hit the nail on the head...And then people come and say Superman is overpowered...but Batman can somehow beat him with a banana....talk about hypocrisy...
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    No he cant beat everyone,no superhero is unbeatable.

    Talking in canon of course.

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    #50  Edited By Karkarov

    Considering Galactus has technically lost to a dude whose power is being smart and a human rubber band I don't think Batman would be too pressed coming up with something.

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